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If a God Exists.......
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Smoking weed, masturbating and listening to The Doors.
If God exists, do you think he created freeones? I'm pretty sure God's a member, at least.
I'm guessing you mean actual doors rather than the popular beat combo?
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That we will never know. But I think the concept of even our galaxy would have stupefied 1st century humans, let alone multiverses.
You're forgetting the timelessness of God. Time doesn't mean anything to it. So it's able to pick and choose between its creation and because of this he's quite A Doors fan, or so I'm told....
aka what was the Earth up to before we invented God?
Dinosaurs, leprechauns & Doctor Who partying at the earth's core. . .
Supafly
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Yes because fear of death is the perfect platform on which to base your faith...
perhaps god simply isn't benevolent or maybe it just doesn't give a ****
In the words of George Carlin:
"Something is wrong here. War, disease, death, destruction, hunger, filth, poverty, *******, crime, corruption, and the Ice Capades. Something is definitely wrong. This is not good work. If this is the best God can do, I am not impressed. Results like these do not belong on the resume of a Supreme Being. This is the kind of **** you'd expect from an office temp with a bad attitude. And just between you and me, in any decently-run universe, this guy would've been out on his all-powerful ass a long time ago. And by the way, I say 'this guy', because I firmly believe, looking at these results, that if there is a God, it has to be a man. No woman could or would ever fuck things up like this!"
http://www.celebatheists.com/wiki/George_Carlin
"Something is wrong here. War, disease, death, destruction, hunger, filth, poverty, *******, crime, corruption, and the Ice Capades. Something is definitely wrong. This is not good work. If this is the best God can do, I am not impressed. Results like these do not belong on the resume of a Supreme Being. This is the kind of **** you'd expect from an office temp with a bad attitude. And just between you and me, in any decently-run universe, this guy would've been out on his all-powerful ass a long time ago. And by the way, I say 'this guy', because I firmly believe, looking at these results, that if there is a God, it has to be a man. No woman could or would ever fuck things up like this!"
http://www.celebatheists.com/wiki/George_Carlin
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Not really a good argument for the non-existence of god.
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Every Christian sees God as an amazing and wise man who has a plan for everything. But given the current state of the world, I have to think that God is more like an all-powerful George Bush.
I can see what you mean and you're right. Anyway, the main point of that post and quote was the comment on whether god would be a man or a woman.
Hermaphrodite?
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I'm not the religious type but I think a truly omnipotent being would be indifferent, neither benevolent nor sadistic. Everything is ultimately left up to humans. :2 cents:
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