Good News... Bad News...

[member006]

Bad News: You were eaten, what worse news could there be?

Good News: Soon you will receive a message from afar.

 

[HeartBroker]

Bad News: It's from a hit man and he just wanted you to know he was coming for you!

Good News: He had a wrong number!

 

[member006]

Bad News: It was the number of your best friend.

Good News: Hump day is almost over.

 

[HeartBroker]

Bad News: Hump day is almost over!

Good News: There's no law against humping on Thursdays!

 

[member006]

Bad News: You have to apply for a permit though.

Good News: Your rent was lowered $100.00 a month.

 

[HeartBroker]

Bad News: It was $4,650.00 to start with!

Good News: It can't get much worse

 

[member006]

Bad News: the phone rings.

Good News: Sloe Gin is a favorite drink.

 

[HeartBroker]

Bad News: You find out that it's made with monkey blood!

Good news: You LOVE monkey blood!

 

[Sutekh35]

Bad News-The Monkey in the cellar is a reluctant Blood Donor
Good News-You have a tempting Banana in your hand

 

[The Captain]

Bad news: You Only Live Twice
Good News: You Live To Die Another Day

 

[D-rock]

Bad News: That day it tomorrow.

Good News: You win a free trip to be a tourist on a spaceship.

 

[Sutekh35]

Bad News-The spaceship starts to lose control
Good News-It's piloted by Chewbacca

 

[HeartBroker]

Bad News: He's just plain hammered!

Good News: You can pilot the ship!

 

[D-rock]

Bad News: The control panels are written in a foreign language.

Good News: A sexy flight attendant comes to your aid.

 

[Sutekh35]

Bad News-It's Darth Vader in drag
Good News-You find an edible lightsaber stuffed in your seat

 

[tunsty]

Bad news - Darth has a BIGGER and slightly less edible lightsabre.

Good News - He had the fish for his in-flight meal and it's give him stomach cramps.

 

[Sutekh35]

Bad news-Lord Vader breaks wind and blows a hole in the side of the spaceship
Good News-It doesnt smell that bad

 

[tunsty]

Bad News: You laugh and say 'Surely you can't be serious?'

Good news: Darth replies 'I am serious and don't call me...anything but the dark lord

 

[Sutekh35]

Bad News-A trio of Stormtroopers board the ship,alerted by the noise of Darth's fart
Good News-They're Stormtroopers in Drag

 

[HeartBroker]

Bad News: I think I started all this star wars jargon!

Good News: It will cease soon!