Good News... Bad News...

[djjake]

bad news - the doctors a man and makes a move on you while looking

good news - the nurse joins in

 

[Gunloc]

bad news - it is actually a blow-up doll dressed as a nurse.

good news - you're getting your own office.

 

[Sutekh35]

Bad News-It's on the edge of a cliff
Good News- The weather is good

 

[nothingandless]

bad news: food is a 45 minute hike down and a 2 hour hike back up.

good news: the food at the bottom includes enchiladas and also gyros.

 

[Gunloc]

bad news : you're not the only being the area that's hungry.
good news : you brought a shotgun to get rid off anybody that wants to touch the food.

 

[D-rock]

Bad News: They have a tank with them.

Good News: You get time to go out fishing today.

 

[Legzman]

Bad News: The fish are really hungry, knock the boat over, and eat you!

Good News: Your an excellent swimmer!

 

[nothingandless]

bad news: the lake is actually quicksand.

good news: there is an ice-cream vendor on his way!

 

[tunsty]

Bad News: He's all out of Ice-cream, so he kicks your arse instead.

Good News: Arse kicking is the latest craze.

 

[free4440273]

BN: you get the crap beaten out of you.
GN: you carry an ak-47 and blow his head clean off.

 

[tunsty]

Good News: You get a nice holiday in camp 'deathrow' (lifetime membership)

Bad news: You forgot to pack your swimming trunks

 

[D-rock]

Bad News: You don't have any trunks and the water causes shrinkage.

Good News: You get a conjugal visit.

 

[tunsty]

Good News: This might be your last chance of having sex..


Bad News: Your visitor is 'Big Vern' from the cell next door..

 

[senob44]

Good News: It turns out Big Vern is a she-male!

Bad News: That's little consolation when all (s)he wants to do is plow your ass!

 

[tunsty]

Good News: Vern only shags you the once, then you suffocate him/her while he/she is sleeping(what the hell..you're in for life anyway)


Bad News: Big Vern was the Warden's bitch...and the warden isn't happy.

 

[tunsty]

Good News: The Warden turns out to be Aria Giovanni in disguise.


Bad News: She has become totally lesbian and hates all men..

 

[Master_Gio]

good news: She gets it on with Mika Tan and you get to watch!

Bad news: Is you can't find your glasses!

 

[E-Ann-Hilden]

good news: You find them and she appears in the room in a school girl out fit

Bad news: her mother stops by unannounced

 

[Wainkerr99]

Good news: her mum is gagging for it:

Bad news: you just can't seem to get it up.

 

[tunsty]

Bad News: I got the 'Bad News' & 'Good News' mixed up..








Good News: It's Ok now, but Tera Patrick is going to spank me for getting it wrong..