Favourite Movie Quotes

"What are their names?"
"Who?"
"The elves"
"Oh shit, I can't remember. I think one of them is Sneezy...There's a Dopey"
"That's the Seven Dwarves"
"Huh? You're shitting me. I thought...I was thinking it was the...I don't know. Shit, kid. I just call them, you know, 'bub'. I call... I say, 'Hey, bub' or 'chief' or whatever the fuck. You know I tell 'em to make the goddamn toy - What the FUCK is wrong with you?! I can't remember this shit! Does everything with you have to be a fucking test?"
"...How old are they?"

This is easily one of the funniest quotes from any movie ever. ..."I just call them, you know, 'bub'. I call... I say, 'Hey, bub' or 'chief' or whatever the fuck..."

 
Can't remember the movie: Chuck Norris " If I wanted your opinion, I'd beat it out of you"
Another one: Machete "You just fucked with the wrong mexican"
 
"Let's go eat some pussy!!" Jermaine (Wesley Snipes) in Wildcats (1986)
 
Johnny Ringo: [steps up to Doc] And you must be Doc Holliday.
Doc Holliday: That's the rumor.
Johnny Ringo: You retired too?
Doc Holliday: Not me. I'm in my prime.
Johnny Ringo: Yeah, you look it.
Doc Holliday: And you must be Ringo. Look, darling, Johnny Ringo. The deadliest pistoleer since Wild Bill, they say. What do you think, darling? Should I hate him?
Kate: You don't even know him.
Doc Holliday: Yes, but there's just something about him. Something around the eyes, I don't know, reminds me of... me. No. I'm sure of it, I hate him.
Wyatt Earp: [to Ringo] He's drunk.
Doc Holliday: In vino veritas. [When I drink, I say the truth]
Johnny Ringo: Age quod agis. [Do what you do best]
Doc Holliday: Credat Judaeus apella, non ego. [Drinking is not what I do best]
Johnny Ringo: [pats his gun] Eventus stultorum magister. [Fools must learn from experience]
Doc Holliday: [smiles] In pace requiescat. [It's your funeral]
Fred White: Come on boys. We don't want any trouble in here. Not in any language.
Doc Holliday: [to Kate] That's Latin, darlin'. Evidently Mr. Ringo's an educated man. Now I really hate him.

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More tombstone quotes here
 
Thank you Grasshopper for reminding me how epic Tombstone is! :hatsoff:

*This is by far my favorite gun duel scenes in a movie EVER. Plus I'll watch Val Kilmer in anything, lol :dunno:

**This Youtube clip is longer than what I'm referring to. The part I'm mentioning stops at 3:23.

 

Scarface7

Banned
Best Comedy Ever: Step Brothers


"The only reason you're living here is because me and my dad decided that your mom was really hot, and maybe we should just both bang her, and we'll put up with the retard in the meantime."



"He always said he'd go into the family business"
"But you're a medical doctor"
"I keep telling him that, but he just says "It's all about who you know"


"This is house of learning doctors!"
"You're not a doctor, your big fat curley head f*ck."


"He better not get in my face...cause I'll drop that motherfucker"


"You Dont say That"


"I manage a baseball team"
"Little League?"
"Fantasy League"


"we cud hug?"
"YEA YOUD LIKE THAT PHAGGOT"


"Its the fucking Catalina Wine Mixer!"
 
Your Favorite Movie Quotes

Hey guys I figured we'd get a thread going with people posting and telling us a little about quotes they really like from movies.... I'll start...

"I never leave this place. Your people asked our families to leave the towns, and you destroyed our homes. We went into the mines, you set off your bombs, and turned everything to ashes. You made us what we've become. Boom! Boom! Boom!" -The Hills Have Eyes (my favorite horror film of all time)
 
Re: Your Favorite Movie Quotes

"Are we worth saving? You tell me."

"The camera can see. And what the camera sees, the audience will see."


Both from my favorite zombie movie Diary of the Dead
 
"I never leave this place. Your people asked our families to leave the towns, and you destroyed our homes. We went into the mines, you set off your bombs, and turned everything to ashes. You made us what we've become. Boom! Boom! Boom!" -The Hills Have Eyes (my favorite horror film of all time)
 
"Are we worth saving? You tell me."

"The camera can see. And what the camera sees, the audience will see."


Both from my favorite zombie movie Diary of the Dead
 
"Did you know that after the heart stops beating the brain can function for well over seven minutes? We got six more minutes to play."-Freddy Krueger, A Nightmare on Elm Street
 

Ace Bandage

The one and only.
Re: Your Favorite Movie Quotes

Oh wow.. that didn't even show up when i searched the forum... my bad

Yeah, I was really surprised to discover that someone else had already created a movie quote thread in the roughly nine years or so that people have been posting here...
 
Snatch

Vinny: Why are we stopped here? What's wrong with that spot over there?
Tyrone: It's too tight.
Vinny: Too tight? You could land a jumbo fucking jet in there!

Bullet Tooth Tony: Boris the Blade? As in … Boris the Bullet-Dodger?
Avi: Why do they call him the Bullet-Dodger?
Bullet Tooth Tony: [gives him an odd look] Because he dodges bullets, Avi.
 

ChuckFaze

Closed Account
I have many, but I'll toss out two.

From Romancing the Stone:
Michael Douglas' character Jack Colton to Kathleen Turner's character Joan Wilder ---
"What did you do, wake up this morning and say, 'Today, I'm going to ruin a man's life?'"

From Top Gun:
Charlie: What do you wanna do? Just drop down on the tile and go for it?
Maverick: No, actually I had this counter in mind.
Charlie: Great, that would be very, very comfortable, yeah.
Maverick: It could be.

Top Gun has tons of my favorite quotes.
 
1. Cobra: "You're a disease, and I'm the cure."
2. Predator: "What's the matter Dillon, CIA have you pushing too many pencils?"
3. Commando: "I like you Sully, that's why I'm going to kill you last."
 
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