Favourite Movie Quotes

"No!" - Empire Strikes Back

"No!" - Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

"No!" - Childs Play 2

"No!" - Star Wars Episode 4: A New Hope

"No!" - Hellraiser

"No!" - Hellraiser 2

"No!" - every Arnold Schwarzenegger movie

"No! Bastard!" - Back to the Future
 

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Postal Paranoiac
Any one of you calls me Grampa...I'll kill ya.--Sam Elliott, We Were Soldiers
 
"Yeah? Who're you? Sigmund sawed-off fucking Freud?"

"Yeah, who're you, my mom? What, you shat me out'a your womb?"

"Oh shit, Sage Terrace!...What it is with you anyway? Did someone drop you on your head?"
"On MY head?"
"Yeah, YOU'RE head? What? Are they gonna drop you on someone ELSE's head?"
"How could they drop me on my OWN head?"
"NO not ON your head it's-a..fff....GOD-DAMN IT are you FUCKING with me???"

"What are their names?"
"Who?"
"The elves"
"Oh shit, I can't remember. I think one of them is Sneezy...There's a Dopey"
"That's the Seven Dwarves"
"Huh? You're shitting me. I thought...I was thinking it was the...I don't know. Shit, kid. I just call them, you know, 'bub'. I call... I say, 'Hey, bub' or 'chief' or whatever the fuck. You know I tell 'em to make the goddamn toy - What the FUCK is wrong with you?! I can't remember this shit! Does everything with you have to be a fucking test?"
"...How old are they?"

"I don't want any fucking sandwiches. What is it with you and fucking sandwiches?"

"Well, wish in one hand and shit in the other and see which one fills up first"
"...OK."

"What's the North Pole Like?"
"It's like a suburb"
"Which suburb?"
"Apache Junction. What the fuck do you care? Now get off my lap. You sit there like a fuckin retard."
 
:nannerf1: "Elf fucker! Motherfucker. Elf fucker! Who's the bitch now, Santy Claus? Faggy Claus! Faggy..."
:mad: "Leave Santa alone!"
:nono: "Little boy, don't interfere. I am doing this for all of us." :nannerf1:
:batman:"Leave Santa alone!"

....:moon::clown: "Ass clown."
 
"Just smile and wave, boys. Smile and wave." - Skipper the Penguin in Madagascar

"Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V." - V in V for Vendetta

"Good evening, London. Allow me first to apologize for this interruption. I do, like many of you, appreciate the comforts of every day routine- the security of the familiar, the tranquility of repetition. I enjoy them as much as any bloke. But in the spirit of commemoration, thereby those important events of the past usually associated with someone's death or the end of some awful bloody struggle, a celebration of a nice holiday, I thought we could mark this November the 5th, a day that is sadly no longer remembered, by taking some time out of our daily lives to sit down and have a little chat. There are of course those who do not want us to speak. I suspect even now, orders are being shouted into telephones, and men with guns will soon be on their way. Why? Because while the truncheon may be used in lieu of conversation, words will always retain their power. Words offer the means to meaning, and for those who will listen, the enunciation of truth. And the truth is, there is something terribly wrong with this country, isn't there? Cruelty and injustice, intolerance and oppression. And where once you had the freedom to object, to think and speak as you saw fit, you now have censors and systems of surveillance coercing your conformity and soliciting your submission. How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror. I know why you did it. I know you were afraid. Who wouldn't be? War, terror, disease. There were a myriad of problems which conspired to corrupt your reason and rob you of your common sense. Fear got the best of you, and in your panic you turned to the now high chancellor, Adam Sutler. He promised you order, he promised you peace, and all he demanded in return was your silent, obedient consent. Last night I sought to end that silence. Last night I destroyed the Old Bailey, to remind this country of what it has forgotten. More than four hundred years ago a great citizen wished to embed the fifth of November forever in our memory. His hope was to remind the world that fairness, justice, and freedom are more than words, they are perspectives. So if you've seen nothing, if the crimes of this government remain unknown to you then I would suggest you allow the fifth of November to pass unmarked. But if you see what I see, if you feel as I feel, and if you would seek as I seek, then I ask you to stand beside me one year from tonight, outside the gates of Parliament, and together we shall give them a fifth of November that shall never, ever be forgot." - V in V for Vendetta

"I don't even know if I'm black with white stripes or white with black stripes!" - Marty the Zebra in Madagascar

"27, 28, 29, 30. Hmm, 30 black and only 29 white, looks like you're black with white stripes after all. Dilemma solved. Good night!" - Alex the Lion in Madagascar
 
"...but that man you're fighting; he's the biggest man I've ever seen. I wouldn't want to fight him."

"And that's why no one will remember your name."




*Bad ass line delivered from Brad Pitt to an errand boy in "Troy"
**Kick ass movie! :D
 
"You lost today kid,but that doesn't mean you have to like it."
 
"...You SACK OF WINE!!!! :mad:"

*Again delivered by Brad Pitt in "Troy". I say this in real life just to see people's expressions once they realized that I just called them booze in a bag basically, LOL!! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :D
 
"I'm not going anywhere until I find out why I can't get my comics!!"

*Delivered by Jason Lee in "Mallrats"
**Yet another line I've said numerous times in real life, lol :dunno:
 
"Some days, you just can't git rid of a bomb".

Wasn't a movie (or maybe it was/is) but I would have thought you liked, "...Across the rainbow bridge of Asgaard..." (the rainbow bridge of Ass guard??? Was Thor gay?):1orglaugh
 
Wasn't a movie (or maybe it was/is) but I would have thought you liked, "...Across the rainbow bridge of Asgaard..." (the rainbow bridge of Ass guard??? Was Thor gay?):1orglaugh

Yes there was a batman movie made in the 60's and Thor can't be gay because in the comic he has a girlfriend.
 

ApolloBalboa

Was King of the Board for a Day
"Come on... Come on! Do it! Do it! Come on. Come on! Kill me! I'm here! Kill me! I'm here! Kill me! Come on! Kill me! I'm here! Come on! Do it now! Kill me!"

Arnold Schwarzenegger, "Predator"

How did he not win an Oscar for this?
 
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