Favourite Movie Quotes

[siffert]

Don't be fooled by the beard. He's only a child.

 

[The Grasshopper]

Steve Martin - "Did you know Tom Cruise had no idea he was in that vampire movie until 10 years later?" :1orglaugh

 

[Bonezstorm]

From "Crocodile Dundee"

Sue Charlton: [cautiously] He's got a knife.
Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee: [chuckles] That's not a knife.
[he pulls out a large bowie knife]
Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee: Now THAT's a knife.
[Dundee slashes the teen mugger's jacket and maintains eyeball to eyeball stare]

 

[Alyssa Rose]

Nick: Dude is rockin a cassette player.. Leg warmers.. Jheri curls....Where's the beef..*
Nick: Excuse me Miss, what color is Michael Jackson?
Girl At Bar: ...black?
Nick: AAHHH!

Lololololol! Hot Tub Time Machine

 

[hotslutsrgood]

Not the most popular but these always give me the goosebumps

The Thing
[Thing roars and screams]
MacReady: Yeah, fuck you too!

Monsters Inc
Mike: Think romantical thoughts.
[singing]
Mike: You and me, me and you, both of us together!

 

[Alyssa Rose]

I had this guy leave me a voice mail at work so I called him at home and then he e-mailed me to my Blackberry and so I texted to his cell and then he e-mailed me to my home account and the whole thing just got out of control. And I miss the days when you had one phone number and one answering machine and that one answering machine has one cassette tape and that one cassette tape either had a message from a guy or it didn't. And now you just have to go around checking all these different portals just to get rejected by seven different technologies. It's exhausting

He's Just Not That Into You

 

[busenbust]

Don't call me Shirley. :laugh:


^old but still fucking brilliant , compared to the shit u get in, say, the hangover II.

 

[tiger1977]

"Fuckin' A man, I gotta rash."

The Dude

 

[Straight Shooter]

In Sicily, women are more dangerous than shotguns-The Godfather

 

[Alyssa Rose]

Janice, I apologize to you if I don't seem real eager to jump into a forced awkward intimate situation that people like to call dating. I don't like the feeling. You're sitting there, you're wondering do I have food on my face, am I eating, am I talking too much, are they talking enough, am I interested I'm not really interested, should I play like I'm interested but I'm not that interested but I think she might be interested but do I want to be interested but now she's not interested? So all of the sudden I'm getting, I'm starting to get interested... And when am I supposed to kiss her? Do I have to wait for the door cause then it's awkward, it's like well goodnight. Do you do like that ass-out hug? Where you like, you hug each other like this and your ass sticks out cause you're trying not to get too close or do you just go right in and kiss them on the lips or don't kiss them at all? It's very difficult trying to read the situation. And all the while you're just really wondering are we gonna get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions? Perhaps play a little game called "just the tip". Just for a second, just to see how it feels. Or, ouch, ouch you're on my hair.

Wedding Crashers

 

[maildude]

Some Nicholson goodies:

"The next woman who takes me on is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars!"--One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest

"You people talkin’ metaphors oughtta shampoo my crotch!"--As Good As It Gets

"You’re dumber than you think I think you are."--Chinatown

 

[ralph furley]

"i don't like sand" from attack of the clones

 

[PirateKing]

"It's time to prove to your friends that you're worth a damn. Sometimes that means dying, sometimes it means killing a whole lot of people." --Sin City

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain... Time to die." -- Blade Runner

 

[Alyssa Rose]

Everybody hates you
Everybody wishes that you were dead
Cos Peter you suck
Peter you suck
Peter your music is F****ng terrible
Peter you suck
Peter you suck
Peter you don't do anything of value
Peter you suck
Write some music but instead you sit and write these bulls**t songs
It's so self loathing go see a psychiatrist
I hate the psychiatrist
Well go see one anyway
I don't like the psychiatrist
You need to go see one
See a psychiatrist
I'm not going

Oh come on Peter! I can see your vagina from here! I can see your hooha!

Forgetting Sarah Marshall<3 (freakin hilarioussss!)

 

[mrtrebus]

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain... Time to die." -- Blade Runner

That speech was written by Rutger Hauer. . .


Anyway. . .

 

[Born2Jizz]

"You're a disease. And I'm the cure." (Cobra)

 

[PlumpRump]

"Fuckin' A man, I gotta rash."

The Dude

Ha! I love it!

"Oh, fuckin' A, man. I gotta rash, man. Fuckin' A."

 

[sexman1stclass]

"Bitches leave."

-RoboCop

 

[CSkylar86]

Forgetting Sarah Marshall<3 (freakin hilarioussss!)

A few others from that movie that are note-worthy:

Come on out. Oh, the weather outside is weather...

When life gives you lemons, just say 'Fuck the lemons,' and bail.

Snuffleupagous fucks my shit up!

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Oh, Lawrence! This is the happiest day of my life! I think my testicles are dropping!

I've got culture coming out of my ass.

Freddy Benson: [telling a phony story to sucker Janet into giving him money] I was engaged to a girl back in the States. And we loved to dance... we wanted to be professionals, isn't that silly? And we got an opportunity to compete on television, on Dance USA. So we agreed that if we won, we'd get married. So we went on, and we danced, and we won!
Janet Colgate: That's great!
Freddy Benson: And in the excitement, we got separated. So I went back to the studio, and there they were. Naked, dancing... and then they stopped, and they made love right there on the dance floor!
Janet Colgate: [gasps] Who was she with?
Freddy Benson: Denny Terrio, the host of Dance USA.

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May I take your trident, sir?