"There he goes again. The coffin maker. Only his business is booming." -Yojimbo
Favourite Movie Quotes
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"Random son of a bitch, typical run of the mill bastard...."
"He hates these cans!...Stay away from these cans!!"
"He hates these cans!...Stay away from these cans!!"
"Yo assholes this motherfucker DEAD!"
One of the all time great movie characters - Dirty Harry Callaghan
"Go ahead. Make my day."
"I know what you're thinking punk. You're thinking "did he fire six shots, or only five." To tell you the truth, in all this excitement I can't remember myself. But being as this is a .44 magnum, the most powerful handgun on earth, and it would blow your head CLEAN off, you've got to ask yourself a question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do you, punk?"
"A man's got to know his limitations."
Harry: "...well, we're not just going to let you walk out of here."
Crook: "Who's "we" sucka?"
Harry: "Smith, Wesson, and me."
"Go ahead. Make my day."
"I know what you're thinking punk. You're thinking "did he fire six shots, or only five." To tell you the truth, in all this excitement I can't remember myself. But being as this is a .44 magnum, the most powerful handgun on earth, and it would blow your head CLEAN off, you've got to ask yourself a question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do you, punk?"
"A man's got to know his limitations."
Harry: "...well, we're not just going to let you walk out of here."
Crook: "Who's "we" sucka?"
Harry: "Smith, Wesson, and me."
You see, I understand you men were just playin' around, but the mule, he just doesn't get it. Course, if you were to all apologize...
[Men Laugh]
I don't think it's nice, you laughin'. You see, my mule don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughin' at him. Now if you apologize, like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.
...My mistake. Four coffins.
[Men Laugh]
I don't think it's nice, you laughin'. You see, my mule don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughin' at him. Now if you apologize, like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.
...My mistake. Four coffins.
A few from the top of my head
''Fuck sympathy! i don't need your fuckin' sympathy, man, i need my fucking johnson!
What do you need that for, Dude?''
''That rug really tied the room together.''
''Interactive erotic software.The wave of the future, Dude.One hundred percent electronic!
Yeah well, I still jerk of manually''
''Yeah, Well, That's just, Like,Your opinion, Man''
''Any last requests, Mr.Carew?
I suppose a fuck is out of the question.
I'm afraid so.''
''I hear prison isn't so bad if you like it up the butt''
''Today I threatened to shoot a naked woman with my erection.''
And shit from Step Brothers
''Fuck sympathy! i don't need your fuckin' sympathy, man, i need my fucking johnson!
What do you need that for, Dude?''
''That rug really tied the room together.''
''Interactive erotic software.The wave of the future, Dude.One hundred percent electronic!
Yeah well, I still jerk of manually''
''Yeah, Well, That's just, Like,Your opinion, Man''
''Any last requests, Mr.Carew?
I suppose a fuck is out of the question.
I'm afraid so.''
''I hear prison isn't so bad if you like it up the butt''
''Today I threatened to shoot a naked woman with my erection.''
And shit from Step Brothers
Me too! :rofl:
Itsnotatoomaaah! Itsnotatoomah. At all.
"If I wanted your opinion I'd beat it out of you". Can't remember what Chuck Norris flick.
You'er funny, but looks ain't everything. Harvey Keitel to Robert De Niro in Taxi Driver.
You'er funny, but looks ain't everything. Harvey Keitel to Robert De Niro in Taxi Driver.
"Fuck you" - Scarface
"Fuck you" - Goodfellas
"Fuck you" - Police Academy 4
"I fuck you" - The Big Lebowski
"Fuck you" - Goodfellas
"Fuck you" - Police Academy 4
"I fuck you" - The Big Lebowski
i am somebody!
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Chopper Read has just stabbed Keithy George multiple times.
Keithy has then ( rightly so ) called Chopper a " FUCKEN IDIOT "
CHOPPER - ".........well I'M not the dumb cunt what's pissin blood , AM I KEITH ?!?! "
Chopper Read has just stabbed Keithy George multiple times.
Keithy has then ( rightly so ) called Chopper a " FUCKEN IDIOT "
CHOPPER - ".........well I'M not the dumb cunt what's pissin blood , AM I KEITH ?!?! "
there is no ocean, john. there is nothing beyond the city. the only place home exists... is in your head.
"What did you expect, another pretty face." -David Carradine
thanksimout
Loves the double vag
" You boys aren't thinking of fucking those chickens are you ? "
^ :1orglaugh "HE's the chicken...FUCKER!...
"Oh...will you look at that?...(sigh)...Well...just callll me Misssterrr Butterfingers....Oh...Boy...is my face red..."
"Don't you know the Dewey decimal systemmmmm???"
"Turn back, Sarah...Turn back before it's too late..."
"Did you say... hello?
No, I said "'allo," but that's close enough.."
"28 days...6 hours...42 minutes...12 seconds.....That...is when the world...will end"
"...why?"
"Oh...will you look at that?...(sigh)...Well...just callll me Misssterrr Butterfingers....Oh...Boy...is my face red..."
"Don't you know the Dewey decimal systemmmmm???"
"Turn back, Sarah...Turn back before it's too late..."
"Did you say... hello?
No, I said "'allo," but that's close enough.."
"28 days...6 hours...42 minutes...12 seconds.....That...is when the world...will end"
"...why?"
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