Favourite Movie Quotes
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From Office Space:
Peter:
"...So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and it occured to me - Every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that on any day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life"
Psychiatrist: "What about today? Is today the worst day of your life?"
Peter: "Yeah...."
Psychiatrist: "Wow that's messed up"
Peter:
"...So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and it occured to me - Every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that on any day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life"
Psychiatrist: "What about today? Is today the worst day of your life?"
Peter: "Yeah...."
Psychiatrist: "Wow that's messed up"
I was actually thinking of the end of the movie:
"There are no more barriers to cross. All I have in common with the uncontrollable and the insane, the vicious and the evil, all the mayhem I have caused and my utter indifference toward it I have now surpassed. My pain is constant and sharp and I do not hope for a better world for anyone, in fact I want my pain to be inflicted on others. I want no one to escape, but even after admitting this there is no catharsis, my punishment continues to elude me and I gain no deeper knowledge of myself; no new knowledge can be extracted from my telling. This confession has meant nothing. "
I know there are people who cry if someone double or triple posts, but hey, if I gave half a fuck I'd give it to your mother. I'm charitable that way. :tongue:
Ahhh I'm just kiddin' kid. You're alright. Here's an ice cream.
Ahhh I'm just kiddin' kid. You're alright. Here's an ice cream.
From Batman (1989), way better then TDK
Grissom: That you, sugar bumps?
[turns around to see a man]
Grissom: Who the hell are you?
Joker: It's me, Sugar bumps.
Grissom: Jack? Oh, oh, thank God you're alive! I heard you'd been...
Joker: Fried? Is that what you heard? You set me up over a woman. A *woman*! You must be insane.
[Grissom goes for his gun]
Joker: Don't bother.
Grissom: Your life won't be worth spit!
Joker: I've been dead once already. It's very liberating. You should think of it as, uh... therapy.
Grissom: Jack, listen. Maybe we can cut a deal.
Joker: Jack? Jack is dead, my friend.
[steps into the light]
Joker: You can call me... Joker. And as you can see, I'm a lot happier.
[laughs, and then proceeds to kill Grissom]
The Joker: [reciting his poem to Vicki] I'm only laughing on the outside / My smile is just skin deep / If you could see inside I'm really crying / You Might join me for a weep.
Joker: I now do what other people only dream. I make art until someone dies. See? I am the world's first fully functioning homicidal artist.
The Joker: Haven't you ever heard of the healing power of laughter?
Grissom: That you, sugar bumps?
[turns around to see a man]
Grissom: Who the hell are you?
Joker: It's me, Sugar bumps.
Grissom: Jack? Oh, oh, thank God you're alive! I heard you'd been...
Joker: Fried? Is that what you heard? You set me up over a woman. A *woman*! You must be insane.
[Grissom goes for his gun]
Joker: Don't bother.
Grissom: Your life won't be worth spit!
Joker: I've been dead once already. It's very liberating. You should think of it as, uh... therapy.
Grissom: Jack, listen. Maybe we can cut a deal.
Joker: Jack? Jack is dead, my friend.
[steps into the light]
Joker: You can call me... Joker. And as you can see, I'm a lot happier.
[laughs, and then proceeds to kill Grissom]
The Joker: [reciting his poem to Vicki] I'm only laughing on the outside / My smile is just skin deep / If you could see inside I'm really crying / You Might join me for a weep.
Joker: I now do what other people only dream. I make art until someone dies. See? I am the world's first fully functioning homicidal artist.
The Joker: Haven't you ever heard of the healing power of laughter?
^i disagree Nicholson was a pretty bad joker, Keaton was an ok batman though
quotes... quotes quotes quotes
can't think of any :tongue:
edit: OH wait!!!
Tyler Durden: [pointing at an emergency instruction manual on a plane] You know why they put oxygen masks on planes?
Narrator: So you can breathe.
Tyler Durden: Oxygen gets you high. In a catastrophic emergency, you're taking giant panicked breaths. Suddenly you become euphoric, docile. You accept your fate. It's all right here. Emergency water landing - 600 miles an hour. Blank faces, calm as Hindu cows.
Narrator: That's, um... That's an interesting theory.
too many good quotes from that movie, i just picked the first one i found
quotes... quotes quotes quotes
can't think of any :tongue:
edit: OH wait!!!
Tyler Durden: [pointing at an emergency instruction manual on a plane] You know why they put oxygen masks on planes?
Narrator: So you can breathe.
Tyler Durden: Oxygen gets you high. In a catastrophic emergency, you're taking giant panicked breaths. Suddenly you become euphoric, docile. You accept your fate. It's all right here. Emergency water landing - 600 miles an hour. Blank faces, calm as Hindu cows.
Narrator: That's, um... That's an interesting theory.
too many good quotes from that movie, i just picked the first one i found
"Looks like somebody's got a case of the Mondays!"
ralph furley
Banned
he broke my home
ApolloBalboa
Was King of the Board for a Day
I..drink..your..milkshake! *slurp* I drink it up!
Ace Bandage
The one and only.
Zombieland
1. Columbus: [after his neighbor changes into a zombie] You see? You just can't trust anyone. The first girl I let into my life and she tries to eat me.
2. Columbus: You know there's a place untouched by all this crap?
Tallahassee: Out east, yeah?
Columbus: Yeah.
Tallahassee: Out west, we hear it's out east, out east they hear it's out west. It's all bullshit. It's like you're a penguin at the North Pole hears the South Pole is real nice this time of year.
Columbus: There are no penguins in the North Pole.
Tallahassee: You wanna feel how hard I can punch?
3. Tallahassee: I'm not great at farewells, so uh... that'll do, pig.
Columbus: That's the worst goodbye I've ever heard. And you stole it from a movie.
1. Columbus: [after his neighbor changes into a zombie] You see? You just can't trust anyone. The first girl I let into my life and she tries to eat me.
2. Columbus: You know there's a place untouched by all this crap?
Tallahassee: Out east, yeah?
Columbus: Yeah.
Tallahassee: Out west, we hear it's out east, out east they hear it's out west. It's all bullshit. It's like you're a penguin at the North Pole hears the South Pole is real nice this time of year.
Columbus: There are no penguins in the North Pole.
Tallahassee: You wanna feel how hard I can punch?
3. Tallahassee: I'm not great at farewells, so uh... that'll do, pig.
Columbus: That's the worst goodbye I've ever heard. And you stole it from a movie.
1. Okay you cunts...Let's see what you can do now!, by Hit Girl of Kick Ass.
2. Show's over, motherfuckers!, by Hit Girl of Kick Ass.
3. Spartans! Ready your breakfast and eat hearty, for tonight we dine in hell!, by King Leonidas of 300.
4. Never retreat, never surrender. That is Spartan law. And by Spartan law, we stand and fight...and die!, by King Leonidas of 300.
I lubb both graphic novels & movies...
SF8 :yesyes:
2. Show's over, motherfuckers!, by Hit Girl of Kick Ass.
3. Spartans! Ready your breakfast and eat hearty, for tonight we dine in hell!, by King Leonidas of 300.
4. Never retreat, never surrender. That is Spartan law. And by Spartan law, we stand and fight...and die!, by King Leonidas of 300.
I lubb both graphic novels & movies...
SF8 :yesyes:
Caddyshack
Danny Noonan: "I've always wanted to get into politics, but it looks like my parents won't have enough money to send me to college."
Judge Smails: "Yeah, well the world needs ditch diggers too!"
Danny Noonan: "I've always wanted to get into politics, but it looks like my parents won't have enough money to send me to college."
Judge Smails: "Yeah, well the world needs ditch diggers too!"
"It's like Lenin said. 'You look to the man who'll benefit, and uh..."
"I am the Walrus.....I am the Walrus....I am the Walrus....I am the Walrus-"
"Shut the FUCK up, Donny! V.I. Lenin! Vladimir Illich Ulyanov!"
"I am the Walrus.....I am the Walrus....I am the Walrus....I am the Walrus-"
"Shut the FUCK up, Donny! V.I. Lenin! Vladimir Illich Ulyanov!"
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