Best Close Combat Weapons

[BlueBalls]

A penis.

It doesn't have to be your own - even though mine has gotten me out of quite a few jams in my time, and into a few as well . But, just having a spare penis in your pocket comes in quite handy when you're in a bit of a pickle.

You should also probably pickle it as well ... for freshness' sake.

 

[Shadowfax 10]

Sword,
Bo Tai Stick,
Sai,
Axe
and Dagger.

 

[Facetious]

Spray can and a lighter

Yeah, Mom's Aqua Net hair spray used to work like a military issue flame thrower, or so we would imagine anyway ! :thumbsup:
I bet that it's all pump spray crap today, that is, if they still make the stuff.

 

[mrtrebus]

 

[pete rose]

My left-right-left hook...watch my feet. You my hooker now.

 

[Kingfisher]

Plenty of choices over at www.coldsteel.com

I have several items that they make. The bats are damn near the perfect choice, Indian war club, even the walking canes are nice. A friend wailed on a brick wall with the bat and left no damage on the bat and smashed the hell out of the bricks.

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

It's too bad you can't get an old fashioned switch blade anymore. My buddy had one from Europe he got from a friend. It was cool as shit; about 5-6 inches as well. Another friend of mine had some cool stiletto's from his dad. They were nice high quality as well.

 

[JayJohn85]

Hachet to be honest.....Nice and sharp and well weighted so when you throw it like a tomahawk it will get lodged

 

[prof_porn]

Keep a biro on you. You can use it to stab in the eye, the throat, temple etc. It's 100% legal and functional too.

 

[Facetious]

Bloodshot - What inspired this thread, the "Secrets of the Secret Service" program on cable last nite ?

Just askin :tongue:


another - I like that FN Herstal mini rifle thing-o-majigger .... what is it a 9 mm luger ?

 

[georges]

gerber markII dagger
buckmaster 184 survival knife
extrema ratio 39-09 combat knife
machete
baseball bat
kitchen knife
hammer
shuriken
sword
claymore double edged sword
rope
scissors
wrench

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

Bloodshot - What inspired this thread, the "Secrets of the Secret Service" program on cable last nite ?

Just askin :tongue:


another - I like that FN Herstal mini rifle thing-o-majigger .... what is it a 9 mm luger ?

I can't really remember. I think it was on another forum I thought it was an intuitive subject. I also think Chef's thread on the machete bandits in Nigeria reminded me of it as well.

 

[Skyraider22]

Baseball bat
Axe
Shovel
Pickaxe
Chainsaw
Hammer
Machette
Cordless drill
Stick
Mace
Taser
Other

Aside from the obvious choice of a pistol/rifle/shotgun, I say either machete or basball bat with nails through it. Very economical. :thumbsup:

Bolo Blade it is something like the machette:thumbsup:

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

I always wanted to learn Jiu Jitsu. But I've seen some real war stories play out before my eyes and Martial Arts can only take you so far when it comes to street fights. I never want to get into with a wrestler. They concern me the most. They can tie you up and do quite a bit of damage. Best technic to go for is to break a limb if you get into with some ogar. Kick 'em in the balls is a good techniqe as well and a swift punch to the throat as well.

 

[Ace Bandage]

Peanut butter and jelly with a baseball bat... :dunno:

 

[LukeEl]

One of those oversized wiffle ball bats those big red ones that look like Captain Caveman's club

 

[49311]

Halitosis

lol!

I was thinking nun chucks

 

[D-rock]

Until they invent something like a lightsaber the best close combat weapon is and is going to keep being a knife, sword or some variant of that. There is a reason it's been the most common and popular one (Other than maybe a spear which is much earlier and cheaper to make.) used for thousands of years now. (And that even ignores that a lightsaber would just another kind of sword if it was invented.)

 

[drf]

a spiked bat

 

[mrtrebus]

Until they invent something like a lightsaber the best close combat weapon is and is going to keep being a knife, sword or some variant of that. There is a reason it's been the most common and popular one (Other than maybe a spear which is much earlier and cheaper to make.) used for thousands of years now. (And that even ignores that a lightsaber would just another kind of sword if it was invented.)

No, it's going to be two knives