Best Close Combat Weapons

[PirateKing]

barbed wire
plastic bag
glass shard
meat cleaver
hook
garden shears
crowbar
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what?:dunno:

 

[YMIHERE]

The Maloik

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

I forgot about Nail Gun. That's viscious right there.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Not to mention I played Dead Rising video game for the Xbox360

I know how to do things! It taught me all I need to know.

 

[PirateKing]

forgot sledgehammer and sickle.

 

[STDiva]

Aids. They may win the battle, but I'll win the war.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Keyring on a chain and rorona beat me too the punch vis-a-vis the penis comment. Oh and I forgot......my collapsible baton and five D-cell flashlight.

 

[roronoa3000]

rorona beat me too the punch vis-a-vis the penis comment

The swiftness of my penis can not be matched.

 

[STDiva]

The swiftness of my penis can not be matched.

That's what she said.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh snap.

 

[roronoa3000]

That's what she said.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh snap.

 

[Icewater Jones]

Amongst my favs are:

A straight razor
Tomahawk
A lead masonry bit
Tire iron
Collapsable baton (aka: The Nancy Kerrigan special)
A machede
A heavy duty chain
A masterlock

 

[Facetious]

Woman assaults prison officer with breast milk
Originally arrested for public intoxication, 31-year-old now faces charges of third degree assault on a police officer

The Associated Press

OWENSBORO, Ky. — A woman in jail for public intoxication was accused of assaulting a jailer by squirting breast milk at her.

moo !

Also - the improvised weapon ''razor whip'' and the crucifix sword pics in here, among other interesting devices.

 

[jod0565]

Eggs, milk, and cheese.

 

[clinteastwood]

Woman assaults prison officer with breast milk

That musta been one hell of a stream...

 

[roronoa3000]

The pointer finger.
SHIGAN!!

 

[andrea_]

Gym bag left under the bed for a week

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

moo !

Also - the improvised weapon ''razor whip'' and the crucifix sword pics in here, among other interesting devices.

Inmates will send buckets around their cell blocks and have all the inmates fill with excrement. After that they break up glass and they can douse the CO's with that filth. It's apparently the worst thing that an inmate can do to a CO. Would anybody really want to be a CO? :dunno:

That last zip gun was so sweet looking. One thing that con's have an abundance of is time.

 

[domshooter]

ice pick
K-Bar
most objects found on the floor of a forrest
and your femur, once i remove it

 

[Galactic]

barbed wire
plastic bag
glass shard
meat cleaver
hook
garden shears
crowbar
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........
what?:dunno:

Did you ever play Manhunt for the original XBox? Your post made me remember many fond moments from that game.......

 

[PirateKing]

Did you ever play Manhunt for the original XBox? Your post made me remember many fond moments from that game.......

Why yes I did. Well guessed sir.