You all are kidding like, end of the world funny, right?
Joke? me? never!. I am dedly serious.
A vote for me to be moderator is a vote for truth justice and the Heavy Metal way!.
My policy for naughty people is one where the wrong doers will be smashed in the face with a fist. Then I will proceed to stomp on their balls and use their throats as a trampolene then end it with "thank you for visiting freeones, please come again!".
A vote for me makes sense.