Dude...that stung!
I can't help it. Your continued denial of our mutual love drives me to make snarky comments. Come, let me remove your pants; all will be well.
Ok, to be fair...if you showered every now and again maybe Dirk wouldn't have comments to make about you.
Wait, nevermind. The day Dirk stops making comments he'll be dead.
You say that with such hope.
(You'd miss my comments.)