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Didn't someone point out a while ago that all mods are fat guys who live in their monther's basements in New Jersey? If you fulfill those requirements, you don't even need to go through the screening process, I think.
 

Petra

Cult Mother and Simpering Cunt
Didn't someone point out a while ago that all mods are fat guys who live in their monther's basements in New Jersey? If you fulfill those requirements, you don't even need to go through the screening process, I think.

No, only GSB is a bald fat guy that lives in his mother's basement in Jersey.
 

Alyssa Rose

Official Checked Star Member
Do any current mods use their phone to do any of the tasks required? If its problematic on the full website or not available through the mobile version I probably shouldn't be a mod. If I was chosen.

I use my phone a majority of the time and I have no problems with most of the mod duties.. approving pics, dealing with most reported posts and changing a thread to solved can be done from my phone (HTC One V) checking and banning spammers I usually do from my computer when it decides to work.
 

alexpnz

Lord Dipstick
Didn't someone point out a while ago that all mods are fat guys who live in their monther's basements in New Jersey? If you fulfill those requirements, you don't even need to go through the screening process, I think.

This is myth.

I am not a MOD!
 

vodkazvictim

Why save the world, when you can rule it?
If we were to do this, does our rep go to zero? Greg Centauro told me to ask you guys? :dunno:
You remain in touch with the great Centauro? Tell him I send love, respeck and pictars of mutilated penises if he will provide his email address.
Hey! How dare you put me in the same category as those two! :cussing:
Now now, admit it; you belong; You're better than the other one but worse than georges. georges is awesome.
I applied under the name fallhell. I've got a good feeling.
I believe it.
You cunt.
oh man, not this again
the poor people that are applying to be a mod...
Yeah... Imma go ahead and apply for this.
It's been joked about before. Let's see how it works out!
Hahaha what is he a vegan?
Hitler was a vegetarian.
Disclaimer: Asians with small smelly dicks need not apply.
Shit. Guess I'll have to cancel my application.
Will the new mods be able to do anything about double posts?

:mad:
Yes, we will, but we won't bother in your case :D
I'd apply, but I'm horribly under-qualified.
You can't be under-qualified to be a mod. All you need is a pulse and an unreasonably large ego.
Kinda like a fighter pilot.
That's right. Georges lives in France.
I wouldn't say that he lives so much as he exists.
I use my phone a majority of the time and I have no problems with most of the mod duties.. approving pics, dealing with most reported posts and changing a thread to solved can be done from my phone (HTC One V) checking and banning spammers I usually do from my computer when it decides to work.
You do mod duties? Really? This is news to all of us.
I've never seen you moderate.
neither have your fellow mods.
The assumption on the board was that you didn't have the gumption (It's my birthday and I'll rhyme if I want to damnit!) to do mod duties and that they only made you a mod so that when you turned BBW, sorry, I mean OCSM, FO would get exclusives.
You should be!! That would be awesome! :)
And just like that I don't like you or have any respect for you any more.
 

Briana Lee

Official Checked Star Member

vodkazvictim

Why save the world, when you can rule it?
A little birdie told me that you applied for the job.....
If it wasn't Petra or one of the gimps with access to her email, then they only know because they read the above post.

Yes. Yes I did. Some time ago either bluedirk or lurkingballs (I forget which) got POTW by nominating me as a mod.
So why not have me as a mod?

What

Could possibly

go


wrong?


BTW if you don't post a pic of your tits within 3 min 46 seconds of this post then I'm banning you from FO the moment I get made mod.


"I am... timing you" -General Arkady grigorevich orumov.
 

Briana Lee

Official Checked Star Member
If it wasn't Petra or one of the gimps with access to her email, then they only know because they read the above post.

Yes. Yes I did. Some time ago either bluedirk or lurkingballs (I forget which) got POTW by nominating me as a mod.
So why not have me as a mod?

What

Could possibly

go


wrong?


BTW if you don't post a pic of your tits within 3 min 46 seconds of this post then I'm banning you from FO the moment I get made mod.


"I am... timing you" -General Arkady grigorevich orumov.

:rofl2: You crack me up!

Hey I think you'd make a great mod. You may have to curb the bad language a lil though. :D
 

vodkazvictim

Why save the world, when you can rule it?
:rofl2: You crack me up!

Hey I think you'd make a great mod. You may have to curb the bad language a lil though. :D
Me, a great mod?
You offend me, ma cherie!

Fuck shit bollock wank cunt arse dick cock tits shaft twat turd etc etc etc
Now, about that tits pic...
 
Me, a great mod?
You offend me, ma cherie!

Fuck shit bollock wank cunt arse dick cock tits shaft twat turd etc etc etc
Now, about that tits pic...

Would a picture of my tits suffice?
 

Briana Lee

Official Checked Star Member
Me, a great mod?
You offend me, ma cherie!

Fuck shit bollock wank cunt arse dick cock tits shaft twat turd etc etc etc
Now, about that tits pic...

I would but this is neither the time nor the place for me to be posting photos of my boobies.

Would a picture of my tits suffice?

Dooo itttt!!!! :D
 

PlasmaTwa2

The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
Wait, you guys are trying to replace me already? Screw you all. A pox on all your houses.

Do any current mods use their phone to do any of the tasks required? If its problematic on the full website or not available through the mobile version I probably shouldn't be a mod. If I was chosen.

The new mobile board doesn't work with moderating, at least as far as I can tell. The old one did because it was just the desktop board, but ever since the change...
 

Petra

Cult Mother and Simpering Cunt
Wait, you guys are trying to replace me already? Screw you all. A pox on all your houses.



The new mobile board doesn't work with moderating, at least as far as I can tell. The old one did because it was just the desktop board, but ever since the change...

Didn't you see how many canadians applied? I'm replacing you as the token Canadian so I don't have to put up with your shit anymore. The Washington State costco really should have kept you locked up for hogging the parking lot after all.
 

PlasmaTwa2

The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
Didn't you see how many canadians applied? I'm replacing you as the token Canadian so I don't have to put up with your shit anymore. The Washington State costco really should have kept you locked up for hogging the parking lot after all.

Nice try to spin this to make it seem like you are the one in control. We all know FreeOnes cannot hold back the great Canadian onslaught any longer. All you and Anders have to do is hide under your desks as FreeOnes HQ is slowly replaced by a Tim Hortons.

Resistance is futile.
 
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