The 2021 Moderator Search (WHO CAN IT BE NOW?)

[sj1]

You won't get rid of me so easy.

And:

Up here in Schleswig-Holstein, the most northern federal state of Germany, it was WAY less bad. Plus I live on the second floor (Third floor for US peple), and directly at the Baltic Sea coast. So there never is high water on land to mention

Oh no way would I want to get rid of you in any way. Glad to hear you are safe.

 

[tunsty]

Entrance oral exam for a Freeones mod:

Q- "So, what would you bring to the job?"
A- "Beer & porn"

Q- "What are your likes and dislikes?"
A- "I like beer & porn"...
"I dislike no beer & no porn"


"You're hired"

 

[FreeOnes_Adam]

All this yapping, and I'm not seeing any applications! 🤷‍♂️

 

[Theopolis Q. Hossenffer]

All this yapping, and I'm not seeing any applications! 🤷‍♂️

I thought it was like the cops breaking up a poker game. slowest runner loses.

 

[Supafly]

Too much wasting time with coding chat for my gusto

 

[gmase]

I thought it was like the cops breaking up a poker game. slowest runner loses.

You are now the ods-on favorite to be the new moderator. I knew all my running would come in handy some day.

 

[Theopolis Q. Hossenffer]

You are now the ods-on favorite to be the new moderator. I knew all my running would come in handy some day.

HA HA HA As I have said before, two chances, Slim and none. And Slim just got on the stage outa town.

 

[The Penis Mightier]

You are now the ods-on favorite to be the new moderator. I knew all my running would come in handy some day.

HA HA HA As I have said before, two chances, Slim and none. And Slim just got on the stage outa town.

Seems like it's come down to you two fellas. You are both mature gentlemen and either one of you would make a fine moderator. Why not flip a coin and whoever loses a best out of 5 is the new moderator?

 

[gmase]

Seems like it's come down to you two fellas. You are both mature gentlemen and either one of you would make a fine moderator. Why not flip a coin and whoever loses a best out of 5 is the new moderator?

You're still in the mix.

 

[The Penis Mightier]

You're still in the mix.

I can't pass the psych exam, drug test, or background check. You're one of the voices of reason around here. Either you or bubb or you and bubb.

 

[Theopolis Q. Hossenffer]

Bubb Died suddenly at Mara Lago today. Sad news for all but The Donald.

 

[The Penis Mightier]

Fuck it. I tell you what. I will agree to be the new mod as long as I am referred to only as The Duke Of New York. A#1 MOTHERFUCKERS!!!

 

[gmase]

Fuck it. I tell you what. I will agree to be the new mod as long as I am referred to only as The Duke Of New York. A#1 MOTHERFUCKERS!!!

Hi Duke.

 

[The Penis Mightier]

Hi Duke.

But I've never been to New York. Assuming what goes on there would be ignorant like a European who has unyielding opinions about America but has never been here either. I'm not that much of a pompous ass. I withdraw my application as I assumed it would be torn up instead of laminated.

 

[Theopolis Q. Hossenffer]

All Hail His Majesty Duke Dino

 

[Theopolis Q. Hossenffer]

But I've never been to New York. Assuming what goes on there would be ignorant like a European who has unyielding opinions about America but has never been here either. I'm not that much of a pompous ass. I withdraw my application as I assumed it would be torn up instead of laminated.

You are smart, you can learn to be a Pompous Ass with just a little effort. Look at how good The Donald has done. And you are way smarter then he is.

 

[The Penis Mightier]

You are smart, you can learn to be a Pompous Ass with just a little effort. Look at how good The Donald has done. And you are way smarter then he is.

You guys used to poke fun at me and call me crazy but you've spent so much time around a madman I've become a sage.

How you like me now, Supafly?!?

 

[Connor Macleod]

All this yapping, and I'm not seeing any applications! 🤷‍♂️

@FreeOnes_Adam - It might be because a lot of members avoid the Talk section due to past flaming/trolling. I did that for a long time. Maybe if something were posted in the ID Section, or Niche Section, pointing to this thread, we might get some interest.

 

[gmase]

You guys used to poke fun at me and call me crazy but you've spent so much time around a madman I've become a sage.

How you like me now, Supafly?!?

Either that or we realized there are people way more crazy than you. Once we got to know you …

 

[The Penis Mightier]

Either that or we realized there are people way more crazy than you. Once we got to know you …

I heard on the radio that the pandemic has really made people not give a shit anymore. People are letting their freak flag fly and allowing themselves the joy and luxury of being crazy for awhile. I caught a guy masturbating at Whole Foods in the gluten-free aisle. Brentwood too. Right on San Vicente. About 2:45PM. Think he was done at around 2:48-49PM.