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Mr. Daystar

In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.

Mr. Daystar

In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
I love it. I would bet the bikers where riding like assholes. I normally would blame the car, being that I've spent a lot of years on a bike, but I've seen groups of guys like this. They split lanes, zip around cars and just in general, ride unsafely.
 
Alright fellas, during these hot Summer months is the time when our balls itch the most. Don’t waste that itch scratching them but jump into the shower with the hot water cranked up to ten and roast your chestnuts scalding and blistering them until they are red like lobsters and coated with puss.

I’ve done this and pushed my tolerance to hot water to the level the pleasure zone in my brain was making my knees start to shake bringing me pretty close to losing consciousness and passing out. Good times.
 

Mr. Daystar

In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
I just use an old hair brush, until the raw feeling, yields to small drops of blood on the tips of the bristles.

But, that scalding hot water, when ran through a shower message head, on the pulsing stream setting, is a WONDERFUL way, to remove the itch of dingle barriers, that cling to a sweaty mans balloon knot. Just crouch slightly, and pressure wash that starfish before, and after it's been soaped up. Your bunghole will be so clean, your dog won't even be able to smell who you are.
 
I just use an old hair brush, until the raw feeling, yields to small drops of blood on the tips of the bristles.

But, that scalding hot water, when ran through a shower message head, on the pulsing stream setting, is a WONDERFUL way, to remove the itch of dingle barriers, that cling to a sweaty mans balloon knot. Just crouch slightly, and pressure wash that starfish before, and after it's been soaped up. Your bunghole will be so clean, your dog won't even be able to smell who you are.

I live in LA and drive around enough that I like to keep my asshole a bit dirty and crusty. It's like giving people the same message as when you put bars on the windows of your house. No entry.
 

Mr. Daystar

In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
I live in LA and drive around enough that I like to keep my asshole a bit dirty and crusty. It's like giving people the same message as when you put bars on the windows of your house. No entry.
I just use a Smith, or a Sig for that.
 
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