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[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I married into a pack of Asians over 7 years ago. When you see me walking with my family I look like Godzilla but in pictures I’m Quasimodo.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

"Grabbed that bag of cocaine and out the door I went..."

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

 

[Rane1071]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1560776422653718528

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I think it's safe to say Gary Busey pleads insanity.

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/gary-busey-charged-two-counts-185425027.html

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I really hate seeing ladies fight unless I find them unattractive.

 

[Rane1071]

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Been awhile but when I had a reason to finally return to a Toys R Us I noticed they had aisles with special themes. They had a section dedicated to Home Depot and another one for Walking Dead. I thought the Walking Dead one was a bit inappropriate until I noticed they had a part of the store that seemed very educational but that's where they kept the Breaking Bad merch. No wonder Toys R Us has been cancelled.

 

[Supafly]

And, of course:

 

[Mr. Daystar]

I think Erwin might be fucked.

 

[Rane1071]

Meanwhile, in California ...

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

My balls itch so much I thought about dry shaving them with a Bic Razor. That would have been a bloody good time.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

You wouldn't believe how many times I've seen this commercial. I have been Punishing Percy to the MILF at :05 for years too.

 

[Rane1071]

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I eat Crunchy Cheetos but later when I pinch off a loaf it come out Cheetos Puffs. Why is that?

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

What do David Berkowitz and Tex Watson have in common?

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

If you believe in magic then it truly is real.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

When you try to appeal to everyone you end up satisfying no one.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

There's this store on Wilshire Bl in Santa Monica I finally stopped by called The Polish Store. I was really hungry so I went in. To my surprise there was nothing but a bunch of shiny crap lying around but not a single Pierogi in the house.

 

[Mr. Daystar]

There's this store on Wilshire Bl in Santa Monica I finally stopped by called The Polish Store. I was really hungry so I went in. To my surprise there was nothing but a bunch of shiny crap lying around but not a single Pierogi in the house.

To bad you don't live near me. There's this little restraint. like 7 tables small, called "The Little Polish Dinner". They only stay open until 7 pm, and only serve certain things on certain days. Saturday is chicken papirkash, and during Lent, the best fish fries. Unbelievably good meatloaf, and Golumpki. Best part is, the prices are very good, and it's next to a bar. Most of it is carry out, because it is cramped.