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[Mr. Daystar]

I know a fella who is 32 who tries to shoehorn the word “legit” into a conversation as many times as he possibly can.

I used to work with a guy like that too. In fact he's the only friend I have from that job, and everytime he says the word, I do the MC Hammer hand gesture thing, from his video.

 

[Supafly]

I will stay 19 until I die, I guess.

 

[Rane1071]

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

She was the winner of the lady's division in the hot dog eating contest on July 4. Here she eats 144 Oz of steak plus all the fixins.

 

[Mr. Daystar]

It's always the tiny ones. The hardest drinker I ever met, was a little 5'2" 100lb. chick, and it was more scary, then impressive, to watch her destroy a jug of vodka.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

It's always the tiny ones. The hardest drinker I ever met, was a little 5'2" 100lb. chick, and it was more scary, then impressive, to watch her destroy a jug of vodka.

Hope you destroyed her vaj and made her juggs look like boobs a la mode.

My wife starts tickling my balls after 2 glasses of wine. When she starts tickling my balls I share some of my wine with her.

 

[Mr. Daystar]

Hope you destroyed her vaj and made her juggs look like boobs a la mode.

My wife starts tickling my balls after 2 glasses of wine. When she starts tickling my balls I share some of my wine with her.

No. She was older, and had an old man. She was just a friend of a friend, but cool to hang out and get ripped with.

 

[Rane1071]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1546023999997558784

 

[Rane1071]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1547263913699549185

 

[Mr. Daystar]

Holy SHIT!! That's a MAJOR fuck up. That goes past lawsuits. There's a bigger issue with an accident like that. OSHA, labor unions, safety agencies. If the van occupants walked away with just a skinned knee. heads will roll for that.

 

[Supafly]

I suspect that will be no lawsuit. Look at the crane's drivers house, It points towards the street, which I find unusual for such occasions. The arm of the Crane points right to where that car drives through... I think someone filmed from outside a movie set.

 

[Rane1071]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1547533707354988544

Justice. Street style.

 

[xfire]

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1547533707354988544

Justice. Street style.

If they fire the guy he'll have an even better GoFundMe page. Punks like that deserve severe beatings. There's no Karma in this World but there's plenty of cause and effect.

 

[Supafly]

Ah, they're all fine, I am sure. Oh, and today is World Snake Day

 

[Mr. Daystar]

I'm gonna tell my wife it's snake day, and then I'm going to have my trouser cobra spit at her.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I can't believe a smart guy like Jeff Bezos can be so dumb. Lauren Sanchez is a total whore. This will not end well but it may be entertaining. Always be wary of a woman who's life's mission is to find a soft place for her ass.

 

[xfire]

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

The body on the first girl is insane.

 

[Bluejaye]

That body just made me imagine the Amazons from Wonder Woman dressed like it. Am I bad?