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[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I just use a Smith, or a Sig for that.

Ever have your balls itch so much you throw a couple lit firecrackers down the front of your britches? I'm glad I've developed a tough hide on my scrotum over the years. I can break the teeth of a chainsaw trying to shave my balls.

 

[Supafly]

A fitting Grooming Salon sign for this debate, you nasty dogs:

Top ten reasons why it costs more to get your pet groomed than your own hair cut.


"10. Your hairdresser doesn't wash and clean your rear end.


"9. You don't go eight weeks without washing or brushing your hair.


"8. Your hairdresser doesn't give you a sanitary trim.


"7. Your hairdresser doesn't clean your ears.



"6. Your hairdresser doesn't remove the boogies from your eyes.


"5. You sit still for your hairdresser.


"4. Your haircut doesn't include a manicure or pedicure.


"3. Your hairdresser only washes and cuts the hair on your head.


"2. You don't bite or scratch your hairdresser.


"1. The likelihood of you pooping on the hairdresser is pretty slim.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/dog-groomer-leaves-customers-hysterics-27706996

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

When you open a can of mixed nuts and find only almonds remaining, look behind you, and I will be standing there.

 

[Mr. Daystar]

Ever have your balls itch so much you throw a couple lit firecrackers down the front of your britches? I'm glad I've developed a tough hide on my scrotum over the years. I can break the teeth of a chainsaw trying to shave my balls.

That's when I break out the brass wire brush.

 

[Supafly]

For all of you fellow Fellowship Fans

https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/73331/20-epic-facts-about-lord-rings-trilogy

 

[Mr. Daystar]

The only one I've ever watched, was the original animated version, from years ago. I loved it, so I didn't want to rune it, be watching what vision they had for the story. In fact, now that I think about it, I have to check prime, to see if I can stream the original.

 

[Supafly]

Have-a beaut-i-full-a saturday, ragazzi

 

[Rane1071]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1558433719979241472

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I've been buying PS3 and XBOX 360 games lately. Anybody ever play the Kane & Lynch series? Managed to pick these 2 up brand new in plastic on PS3. Looking forward to trying them. Grim looking games.

 

[Supafly]

Some mixed beauties

 

[Rane1071]

 

[Rane1071]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1559199388550971395

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1559321726525313024

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Blue M&Ms are my favorite. They taste the best.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I just brushed my teeth, swished out the water, wiped my mouth off, then burped vomit back up into my mouth.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Before and after Courtney Cox. Frightening.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

https://www.thescore.com/mlb/news/2401422

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1560079626575265805

 

[Supafly]

When you are old, you don't look better than Courtney

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

These French Toast Sticks were so bad Reviewbrah not only became furious but a little sad as well..

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

When you run out of Right Guard just use Lysol. For your health…

 

[Mr. Daystar]

Get rid of those pig tails, and slap an old lady hairdo on her, and it would look a lot like my aunt late Josephine. Oh yeah, and brown eyes. I'll tell you, that woman could grow roses in the desert, and cactus in a swamp. Her lawn was green worthy.