Little Red Wagon Repairman
MFOMBSoPGA
If you took poop and multiplied it by poop then again times poop you would get poop cubes.
If you really need spiritual guidance, I am my own God and I am accepting disciples currently. You can be among the top of the churches ladder, IF and when some form of Armageddon comes. And you know very well the guys hanging out with numero uno always get the best chicks.
Be aware you will get a fresh disciple's name, as JC did it, too