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[xfire]

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Whoever thought a devil could be so cute? Tasmanians, I guess.

 

[BCT]

What kinda psycho gets a haircut like that? Al Davis' son AKA World's Fattest Skeleton does.

Commitment To Excrement

When Harland Williams called Jim Carrey a Pumpkin Pie Hair Cutted Freak in Dumb and Dumber this is what he meant.

 

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Ladies have told me my balls smell like moldy onions.

 

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I bet he did too.

 

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In all fairness he does have a Poodle Cut. That Dog Wiener color wasn't in the 64 Crayolas I bought as a kid.

 

[Supafly]

Now here is a spicy story:

'My mum signed me up for Love Island without asking - she even pretended to be me'​

Rylee Schindler was shocked when her mum told her she'd signed her up for Love Island without asking her - and had even filled in the application pretending to be her

Tonight marks the start of a new series of Love Island as a whole host of sexy singletons descend on the villa after having successfully made it through the application process.


And while those appearing on the show all applied willingly, one woman on TikTok has revealed that she had also signed up to take part - though she didn't know it until after her application was submitted.


Rylee Schindler, from the US, claimed that her mum had actually put in an application on her behalf and had pretended to be her daughter throughout the process, filling in the questions as though she was the 19-year-old musician.

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https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/my-mum-signed-up-love-27158495

 

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https://www.yahoo.com/news/chupacabra-coyote-walking-upright-texas-174041006.html

 

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I just checked and Chili's doesn't have this on their menu anymore. I ordered it several times when Chili's had it and was always hungry enough to finish it. It's mega-massive and mega-messy.

 

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This shirt always makes me laugh. If they don't then who does?

 

[Supafly]

 

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When You Mix poop with poop you get poop.

 

[Supafly]

I'll make a wild guess and say you were at least half high when you made that post

 

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I'll make a wild guess and say you were at least half high when you made that post

How's the smoke going in Deutschland lately?

I showed my wife this video. She's a good sport that puts up with a lot of my nonsense.

 

[Supafly]

Currently the Kiel Week 2022 is in full swing

https://www.kieler-woche.de/en/index.php

 

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I've always wanted to see someone eat an entire box of salt. I've even tried to encourage people but no one will do it. I will have to settle with watching somebody drink a bottle of soy sauce.

 

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Salt eating challenges have been going on for centuries in Bangladesh to the point it has become a respected sport with teams, leagues, and major television productions. Show some respect, bigots!

 

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Hey Fly, you and me gotta get high together one day. We're so different we would trip each other out and have a fun time that way. Just go with it, maaaaaaaaaan...

 

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