500 things we've learned from porn

[D-rock]

138: Women fake it because they think we care.

 

[Hungng]

139. semen is the most flavorsome and sort after substance on the planet and must be rolled around in the mouth and spat into others.

 

[METAL HEAD]

140 you cant look and smell like shit and still have great sex

 

[Artimus]

141. The cameraman has a duty to get involved.

 

[Slimjim]

142. Nurses and Doctors regularly have sex with their patients

 

[D-rock]

143: Lame pick up lines actually work on women.

 

[ChefChiTown]

144. No matter how many times they see it, girls are still surprised when a guy starts to cum.

 

[Hungng]

A fist can fit in an anus.

 

[Hungng]

opps!

Forgot the number,

145. A fist can fit in an anus.

 

[cloudrunner64]

146. Copying things from porn can be a good idea.
147. Always assume ur girlfriend wants to share u with her friends.

 

[robbied196]

148. No matter how beautiful the girl, or girls, no matter what sex acts they perform on you or for how long, the best way to get off is to have a wank!

 

[GabberMan]

149. That Tourettes syndrome is more common than society will admit.

 

[ChefChiTown]

150. 62% of males that have sex, also have a leg tattoo

 

[Analingus]

150. 62% of males that have sex, also have a leg tattoo

I do.

 

[petey]

151. Don't bother going to college, just become a poolboy: you'll constantly get laid by horny women.

 

[robbied196]

152. Become a home tutor, you get laid on every visit

 

[robbied196]

153. There's no cure for the urge to fuck Emma Starr

 

[Violator79]

154. There is no such thing as not enough porn.

 

[Artimus]

155. Rescuing a damsel in distress is guaranteed to get you laid.

 

[METAL HEAD]

156 in porn the fake storylines of stars lives are always more interesting then thier actual lives.