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101 anything is possible and very well done!!!!!!
500 things we've learned from porn
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102. There are no marital troubles that cannot be solved by a threesome.
103. Most hot girl-girl scenes will be spoiled by a man walking in and fucking things up.
104. Male on female cunnilingus is a dying art.
105. Women enjoy the piledriver position.
106. All cheerleaders, nurses, and secretaries are nymphomaniacs.
107. Jail cells often are stocked with sex toys (girl-girl films only).
108. There is no point in pulling back the comforter and blankets to screw on the much cooler, cleaner sheets.
103. Most hot girl-girl scenes will be spoiled by a man walking in and fucking things up.
104. Male on female cunnilingus is a dying art.
105. Women enjoy the piledriver position.
106. All cheerleaders, nurses, and secretaries are nymphomaniacs.
107. Jail cells often are stocked with sex toys (girl-girl films only).
108. There is no point in pulling back the comforter and blankets to screw on the much cooler, cleaner sheets.
Violator79
Take a Hit, Spunker!
111. You never had a girlfriend in highschool as hot as the ones in a porno.
112. You never had a girlfriend fuck as well as the women in a porno.
113. I didn't know the human body could contort in positions that are displayed in porn.
114. Taken the English language and busted it down to the following phrases: fuck my pussy, suck my dick, fuck me in the ass, I want your big, hot load across my face, yeah rub that clit, etc.
112. You never had a girlfriend fuck as well as the women in a porno.
113. I didn't know the human body could contort in positions that are displayed in porn.
114. Taken the English language and busted it down to the following phrases: fuck my pussy, suck my dick, fuck me in the ass, I want your big, hot load across my face, yeah rub that clit, etc.
Violator79
Take a Hit, Spunker!
120. Your best friend's never home, but his horny sister is.
121. There is no discrimination: everyone is welcome. Blacks, Asians, midgets and everyone in between.
122. Hospitals are a good spot for fucking also. So are construction sites, police stations and jails.
jenniferbabe
Banned
53. You're not innocent anymore when you watch porn
126: 90% of the women in the world have breast augmentation.
127: Women seldom seem to wear any plausible clothing that you would think most of them might wear out in public and instead have on lingerie or bikinis. Strangely they often wear high hells with them even when it makes no sense. Women also seem to know more and more when sex is about to happen so getting undressed before it is becoming a thing of the past.
128: Women always have sex on camera often with looser men because they "love it so much" or something similar, they never do it for the money.
129: Most of the women out there think you can't go too far with plastic surgery, and think having a face that doesn't move and lips like a duck are a good thing.
130: During even the most mundane of everyday activities at home women will have on enough makeup to make a clown jealous.
131: Delivery men of all types get more action than rock stars and they always seem to deliver to the houses of attractive women.
127: Women seldom seem to wear any plausible clothing that you would think most of them might wear out in public and instead have on lingerie or bikinis. Strangely they often wear high hells with them even when it makes no sense. Women also seem to know more and more when sex is about to happen so getting undressed before it is becoming a thing of the past.
128: Women always have sex on camera often with looser men because they "love it so much" or something similar, they never do it for the money.
129: Most of the women out there think you can't go too far with plastic surgery, and think having a face that doesn't move and lips like a duck are a good thing.
130: During even the most mundane of everyday activities at home women will have on enough makeup to make a clown jealous.
131: Delivery men of all types get more action than rock stars and they always seem to deliver to the houses of attractive women.
132 Its okay for a female to squirt on you. 133 A group of women with a certain hair color have more fun 134 Pornstars make certain positions look easy when in fact they require a lot of work 135 The industry seems to love spamming your e mail 136 Movies have clever names ( Weapons of Ass Destruction)
132. Women never ever under any circumstances sweat, even when fucking outside on a 110 degree day.
The Paulinator
Spreading the seed
134:
Elevators don't sound alarms when you stop them
Elevators don't sound alarms when you stop them
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