500 things we've learned from porn

[Spleen]

157. Nothing useful

 

[METAL HEAD]

158 sticking a cock in a chicks mouth is a way of saying hello !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[calpoon]

159 a square peg really can fit in a round hole

 

[GabberMan]

160. That the fact that the ancient Greek words: porno (prostitute) and graph (picture); really do mean that, when we look at them, we are looking at images/videos of prostitutes, male or female.

 

[D-rock]

160: Women won't call the police on you for indecent exposure on their lawn.

161: Pool men don't actually clean pools.

 

[GabberMan]

155. Rescuing a damsel in distress is guaranteed to get you laid.

No entry.

Not quite true but I love this idea, and so do many women. But that's not to say it's a guarantee. :hatsoff:

 

[Alessandro]

161. Serving pizza with your cock as the main ingredient will result in a blowjob rather then in an angry customer

 

[ChefChiTown]

162. Woman are really concerned about their appearance. Well, except for when it comes to all of those razor bumps around their pussies.

 

[Big Black Dick]

163. If a hot chick's car breaks down in front of your place and she needs to use your phone she will fuck you.
164. All chicks dig chicks.
165. If you are a repairman of any kind and go to the home of a lonely housewife she will be wearing stilettos and will suck you within 3-5 minutes.

 

[tubuler]

166. Spit makes the best lube

 

[GabberMan]

167. That most of us don't like most of it.

 

[The Paulinator]

168. Everyone's ass has pimples.
169. Men who look like The Hedgehog always get the hot young women

 

[Writers Block]

170. Girls moan very loud while giving head
171. Sisters have no problem cum swapping
172. If a man walks up to a woman naked she WILL have sex with him
173. If there is no money for pizza than the delivery man gets some
174. In order to get revenge on a coworker a girl will have sex with the whole office at once

 

[Artimus]

157. Sex is better if you undress in stages.

 

[Dawn]

158. All females want to have their sex sessions recorded

 

[Artimus]

159. Your partner will never catch you cheating. But, if they do just invite him/her to join in and all will be forgiven.

 

[Dawn]

160. Guys usually finish themselves with their own hands

 

[broderic_randal]

161: no matter how ugly you are, as long as you have a huge cock, all beautiful girls will want to have sex with you

 

[sandman793]

Acording to my calculations weve gone back a couple of times and are actualy at 186.

187.Porn makers like to throw in the mans face and/or grosly muscular body as many times as possible.

 

[otokojuku]

162. you can cum everywhere ad in every place, nobody cares.
163. women have orgasms when they swallow cum.
164. when a male cames, it makes bigfoot-like growls.
165. men EVER must slap women with their dick in the ass or the pussy before penetrating them.