500 things we've learned from porn

166: Women ALWAYS have orgasms during sex,...EVERY TIME.

167: Women seem to moan with pleasure even when they are not logically being stimulated to do so at that point, like giving a boob job, a blow job, or getting their assed licked.

168: The missionary position is done less than 10% of the time during each sexual session.

169: Men barely have more hair on their bodies than women do.

170: Women always like being constantly told what to do during sex.

171: There is no situation where high heels aren't appropriate.

172: People can meat a total stranger at some bar/party/friends house, ect ect..., and have sex without worrying at all about STDs or somebody getting pregnant.
 
201: Most of the adult models or pornstars have at one time used the excuse that they were either a nurse, training to become a nurse, wanting to become a nurse, or just trying to get enough money to go into nursing as one of the things they either did before their current career or are saving enough money to do.

202: Every stripper in the world only does it to get enough money for school.
 
204. By the time you reach '150 things we've learned from porn' everything starts to repeat itself! I guess there's only 150 things you can learn from porn, its a trick question!! lol
 
144. No matter how many times they see it, girls are still surprised when a guy starts to cum.

Despite the announcement by the guy that he's going to cum, followed by the 15-20 seconds of moaning before any cum starts coming out.


Now then, what else have we learned? Hmmm...

205. When a woman wears a strap-on dildo, she will feel the same pleasurable sensations a man does in his penis when another woman sucks on the strap-on.


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207: Nobody finds being in weird positions for any length of time uncomfortable.

208: Women enjoy having things shoved to the back of their throat.

209: The main purpose of a long raincoat or any long coat is so somebody can be naked underneath it and pop right out.

210: Women like having their hair pulled while they are being ridden like it's some bridle on a horse.

211: Men always have to adjust a woman's hair to so it doesn't cover up the view of a blow job.

212: Despite having an attractive naked women right in front of them men can only get off after spending a minute whacking off after they finish having sex with them.

213: Just like in the animal kingdom a ridiculous amount of loud grunting by men during sex must be a sign of their masculinity.

214: Male talent in porn scenes continually fail to realize that nobody gives a rats ass about them, and if they do it's because people dislike them.

215: No matter how stupid the product, sex can sell it.
 
218. That goofy grin the woman gives the camera sometimes lets you know that she takes it as a joke.
 

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221 that if a man is in a bed with over 200 women he must please them all

223. If a woman is in bed with over 200 women she must please them all.
 
205. When a woman wears a strap-on dildo, she will feel the same pleasurable sensations a man does in his penis when another woman sucks on the strap-on.


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225. Most women with a strap on have absolutly no idea what they are doing. ("do I push or do you back into me?")
226. EVERY girl loves to have her ass slapped when she's at her most vunerable.
227. Shower curtains are a thing of the past.
228. You can spot a girl who "wants it" by the shoes she's wearing.
229. Young, attrative, seductively clad women will always talk to people who pull up to them in blacked out vans with cameras sticking out the windows.
230. Those same women will reveal later that they are not wearing any underwear.
231. Most porn is made by men for men (the what you didn't learn is that over 60% of women say they've watched or looked at porn-Glamour) Where's the porn for women made by women?
 
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