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  1. maildude

    Show your pets!

    My cat has something to say to the engineers of this forum who couldn't make my search for "Pets" reveal this thread...but God forbid if I resurrect an old thread!
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    Possibly the dumbist (sic) pornstar?

    TOPIC CLOSED. ....aww, c'mon!!
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    Possibly the dumbist (sic) pornstar?

    Yet it's an interesting topic. Just for everyone's information, was the offender supposed to start a brand new, identical topic instead? What's the protocol here, C3PO?
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    I have a serious issue, and I can't stop myself.....

    I admit to having a fantasy, wherein I am rich, and I have a gigantic garage full of multitudes of unused tools and machines...it's like chicks with clothes and shoes or something.
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    Post a random song lyric

    "Don't the sun look angry through the trees Don't the trees look like crucified thieves Don't you feel like Desperados under the eaves Heaven help the one who leaves."
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    Game Shows.

    Back in the 80s and early 90s, MTV had this smart-assed, nerdy quiz show that became the inspiration for future things like the PC game You Don't Know Jack. It sucked, the host sucked, the "extras" sucked, and it was stupid. But, hey...you got to answer trivia questions. It was Remote Control.
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    2021 NCAA Tournament Talk

    'Nuff said. And thank you to all the posters, participants, and proud post-season purveyors who made this thread possible. See 'ya next year, when the Spartans will probably be pre-season favorites, then blow it halfway through the year. 🏀🏀🏀
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    What is the latest good TV series you have watched?

    Nik Katira (Rudi Dharmalingam) is a gifted nurse in Ward C of a psych hospital in the Australian Blue Mountains. He is uncannily tuned-in to the feelings of others. He has a talent for putting out the emotional fires of the often volatile patients there. He has a huge heart and a strong will...
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    FreeOnes' own Petra "Pregnant" with "Elvis Presley's" Bat "Baby"

    Elvis? You sure it wasn't Yog-Sothoth?
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    2021 NCAA Tournament Talk

    Wooden is in basketball Heaven wringing his coach's towel. Cronin is sticking with his team's honor and saying that they weren't there by accident. And Mark Few is scratching his head, wondering how the Bruins got that close, and how the hell they're gonna stop the accelerating Bear steam machine.
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    Coronavirus

    It'd be easier to get Jessica Alba to massage your ball sack than get scheduled for a fucking shot.
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    2021 NCAA Tournament Talk

    Speaking of which, the mighty Illini have fallen to the talented but apparently underestimated Loyola of Chicago Ramblers. The Ramblers--if you recall--were in the Final Four a few years ago under Coach Moser, where they lost to Michigan.
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    2021 NCAA Tournament Talk

    As a Big10 guy, I'm proud as peaches over Rutgers. Go Scarlet Knights!!!
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    You're A F*cking Idiot

    Yeah...all of you geniuses on this porn board understand everything this fucking guy is saying. Sure you do. I'll be honest at least. I was the guy in the back of the classroom, not saying a fucking thing because I was too hung over. Midterm final: D+
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    2021 NCAA Tournament Talk

    After Duke and Kansas, they stopped taking bets.
  16. maildude

    Give up the Toad Now. Psychedelic Toad Death Trial Begins for Nacho 🐸

    I would've used ayahuasca. 😵😵😵
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Hey...it's a St. Paddy's Day tradition around here.
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    HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY !!!! [ATTACH]

    HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY !!!!
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    MLB 2021

    If it was the 70s this would be expected.
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    2021 NCAA Tournament Talk

    I'll try this again. It's March Madness. Conference tourneys are over or winding down. Let's discuss. If this one doesn't fly, I swear I'm gonna start a thread where I post only really ugly chicks naked. So there.
  21. maildude

    Most bad ass starship

    From The Fountain:
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    Interesting Articles and Essays about Science and Technology

    Are chickens really related to the Tyrannosaurus Rex??? READ HERE. 🦖🦖🐔🐔
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    Someone please bump this poll in 9 years.

    I can't decide whether I hope this is one of those Fake-Your-Own-Death-Then-Reappear situations, or just some dude honoring a former poster's wishes.....
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    Back When Cartoons Were Allowed To Be Funny

    Here it is! Southern Fried Rabbit. This is the one where Bugs insensitively wears blackface and begs Yosemite Sam not to beat him. Don't worry, though. Abe Lincoln comes around right after and straightens Sam out. Well, actually, it's Bugs dressed as the Prez. He did things like that.
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    Warships

    The first nuclear-powered aircraft carrier, the U.S.S Enterprise.
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    Playboy Playmates/Models Gone Hardcore

    I agree with the previous two posts about staying on the OP's topic. But I'll respond to this. SM is another example of an adult performer waiting too long to get risque. Do it or not, it doesn't matter to me. But SM is in her mid-40s. She doesn't look too hot...same as Spencer Scott. Being into...
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    Happy Womens' Day 2021!!! [ATTACH]

    Happy Womens' Day 2021!!!
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    Which 3 girls would you take to a desert island

    ---One that can cook. ---One that can build. ---One that can fish. You can only fuck so much before tsunami season.
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    The Biden Presidency

    Except when it comes to the last president and his exercise of executive privilege. If anything, we should expect a big cat fight over the next two years. Why? The Republican thought trust is still smarting over the results of the Trump presidency...and they hate to admit how fractured it has...
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    NFL '21 Season Thread

    We used to play hockey with augmented rules back when I was a youngster in Ontario. By the time we were through playing, we were all bruised up and bloodied, and what we played didn't look anything like real hockey. Probably that's where the NFL is heading with all of these rule changes.
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    Would you rather have sex with the porn star of your choice, or drive this Ferrari?

    You have to be careful who you choose, really. With the car, you enjoy it and they take it away, and that's it. With the other choice, once it's over you never know what you'll keep. 😨
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    Playboy Playmates/Models Gone Hardcore

    She's already done a couple of scenes. I'd post a source but I can't find one this site will allow. I have examples in my inventory. The scene comes from CamSoda. Also Heather Carolin did two scenes, her BJ scene is from OnlyFans, I suppose the other one is too. Just a warning: Scott doesn't...
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    Would you rather have sex with the porn star of your choice, or drive this Ferrari?

    Would you rather have sex with the porn star of your choice, or get a month free road time with this Ferrari?
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    Good tweets on Twitter

    ...and I was impressed with how he busted out of that cave prison in that high-tech suit.
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    A band for each letter

    X-Japan. Never heard of 'em. You may continue....
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    Random Statement Thread II

    Why do Amazon drivers park on the wrong side of the road?
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    Bryce Dallas Howard

    I wonder if she has any of her dad's Happy Days collectible memorabilia. 💲💲💲
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    NFL '21 Season Thread

    That'll rejoin him with DC Vance Joseph. Good fit if he can stay healthy.
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Not a single good thing happened during that film. If you like a real downer without even the remote promise of a happy ending, but enjoy a tense and superbly-acted and directed film, TSHDT is a can't miss. Did you know Charlie Chaplin was one of the original originators of that film?
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Finally got around to watching this...yet another feelgood Disney offering with a sports theme, based loosely on fact. It chronicles the events of Texas Western (now UTEP) and their improbable rise to the 1966 NCAA Championship game against Adolph Rupp (Jon Voight) and his Kentucky Wildcats...
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    Most Overused Expressions Of 2020

    GOAT for Greatest Of All Time. There was a time when ESPN used to report the sports instead of trying to establish fucking trends. You know who the real GOAT is? Those fucking guys. And gals.
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    What Was The First Video Game Console You Owned?

    The family bought one of those old Pong 3-game TV hook-up machines. It played Pong, Solo practice and a 2-paddle version of Pong. That was way back in 1860. Like Steve mentioned, I bought the C64 when it was still the VIC20. I actually got the Super Nintendo before the NES.
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    Option to change Password

    No. I thought I typed it earlier. I got this warning message from my browser about this site and my password being compromised.
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    Option to change Password

    That link doesn't give an option to change.
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    Can't find where to change password in my account.

    Exact same problem. Just discovered it in my browser.
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    Subway Tuna Sandwich From Subway Ain't Got No Tuna In It

    Just got back from Subway. God help those millenials......it took this kid three tries to figure out what I meant by "black pepper" before his co-worker had to point it out. Some folks just weren't meant for the fast-paced, high I.Q. world of fast food.
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    The Freeones Weather Thread

    Partly sunny, 28F, and snow and ice fucking everywhere. They're forecasting warmer weather next week but it would take highs AND lows well above freezing for a week to make a dent in this crap...that or a fusion detonation. 💥💥
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