I Saw A Gal Who Was A 7 Walking Down The Street Who Became A 9 When I Saw How Off Her Meds She Was

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Got some food to go and, as I walked out the door, I saw this hot chick in a Summery dress walk by me. I gave her a long look but when she got to the corner she started shrieking like a deranged hobo. This certainly intrigued me. I got myself back in the truck then cruised around observing her. Fucking bonkers but sane enough that she knew how to put herself together nicely in the morning.

I kept thinking if I were still single I might try to capitalize on opportunity like that.