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  1. youwanttoshagme

    People, Do NOT Panic...

    Brill reply BB. Think the Coors are glad that the board aren't the PR team for Zima. Really hasn't sold it to me. Think I'll stick to my trusty stouts, porters and bitters. And the occasional fruli
  2. youwanttoshagme

    Posting but never linking

    Check out the Paris Hilton and Lindsy Lohan threads for benign crap. I get really annoyed with those threads where some just puts "I'd hit it" of "Hot." Of course we think they're hot! About 99% of the board has a cock and they will vouch for the fact that you think they're hot. I don't need...
  3. youwanttoshagme

    When You View A Thread...

    Skim read through most of the posts, read those from people I respect (AFA, BlueBalls, Becks etc) then post if I think it contributes. If it's another list of sodding names -"Who has the nicest big toe with pink nail varnish" - then I skip completely. It always amazes me that I can go to those...
  4. youwanttoshagme

    People, Do NOT Panic...

    So to all the Brits, this is more like 20:20, White lightning, alcopop type stuff then?? Not a proper ****?
  5. youwanttoshagme

    Naomi is not thin

    Thought this was going to be along the same lines but the opposite of the "I'm not fat, chunky, flubber or a BBW" thing that was up here a month ago.
  6. youwanttoshagme

    People, Do NOT Panic...

    IS that the deathnell for that crap called American ****?? Hallelujah! There is a God! Maybe the US will start importing proper European beers that taste better than that watered down, chilled gnats-**** that is US ****!
  7. youwanttoshagme

    Pussy tits or ass?

    I prefer the search button myself especially as this is the nth fucking thread on the same fucking thing!
  8. youwanttoshagme

    What Do You Call Your Penis?

    Usually a variation on "Useless" or "Pathetic." Occasionally inverted and frequently "Over-rated." I'm just going to cry in the corner now........
  9. youwanttoshagme

    Best blowjobs

    Use the fucking search button.
  10. youwanttoshagme

    Anal bleaching

    It's a bit like putting those polished chrome bits around you car exhaust pipe. Just a thought.
  11. youwanttoshagme

    Question: Why does my ex read my email?

    I think that if one of the officially check pornstar that are reading would like to help, even better. How about "Hi there Krawzer, this is (pornstar of the month etc), I saw the video that your girlfriend posted on the net of the two of you. My god that is some cock, and the way you were...
  12. youwanttoshagme

    Pornstar Chasey Lain Hits Rock Bottom

    Fuck me. How the hell does she get work?? Who in their right mind would hire her to do any work? I know as a photographer and with the work that I do, I wouldn't want the bad reputation of even being associated with her. I surprised that they put up with her for that long in the shoot...
  13. youwanttoshagme

    I feel dirty and ******...

    First part around the house sounded a lot like any number of MTV Cribs. Even thought the was a little jab at Ms. Hiltons habits.
  14. youwanttoshagme

    Is anybody listening out there?

    As long as their version of President Bush doesn't see it as a declaration of War
  15. youwanttoshagme

    For all you *** lovers.....

    Link here Little YouTube video of a bit of a mad concept ***. I don't like the idea of it, but I'm sure it'll float the boat of some people out there. It's called the FMG9 and fits in you pocket, just in case you need to shoot someone when you go to the shops etc........... Dosn't look like...
  16. youwanttoshagme

    Snake bursts after gobbling gator

    Al a BBC "Page last updated at 21:42 GMT, Wednesday, 5 October 2005 22:42 UK" Guess crocs must be the flavour to snakes
  17. youwanttoshagme

    boy friend

    I may not be able to do the human body, but I can do bacteria!! Does this count??
  18. youwanttoshagme

    Snake bursts after gobbling gator

    Fantastic!
  19. youwanttoshagme

    Chanelle Hayes

    Haven't her 15 minutes finished yet?? I'm sure theres a job in TopShop waiting for her.
  20. youwanttoshagme

    2009 Bugatti Veyron 16.4 Grand Sport

    Bugger me, just Wiki'd it. Never knew Buggatti are a French subsidiary of VW.........
  21. youwanttoshagme

    2009 Bugatti Veyron 16.4 Grand Sport

    Am I missing something here? VW?? German??? You know, peoples wagon etc, supposedly car of the people, product if the Reich etc....
  22. youwanttoshagme

    Would you fuck her??

    Fuck me!! 4 year bump!! Though we were past all the *****-bumping phases.
  23. youwanttoshagme

    Paris Hilton

    Anyone willing to translate??
  24. youwanttoshagme

    Squid Porn Anyone?

    Torre..... I thought you were cool, I click you clicks, and now I know. You are one sick fucker. That link is just nasty.
  25. youwanttoshagme

    What Do You Think Of Arranged Marriages?

    My wife, my parents and my wifes parents tell me that I am for it, and will disown me and write me out of the will if I disagree. I have typed this at my own free will after being told what to say by my wife, my parents and my wifes parents.
  26. youwanttoshagme

    Danielle lloyd

    Bit tenuous calling her a *****
  27. youwanttoshagme

    This is your favourite starring

    Fuck me, another list thread.
  28. youwanttoshagme

    Squid Porn Anyone?

    I saw the DVD for download a month or two ago. Thought I would pass though. Not my kettle of fish.
  29. youwanttoshagme

    Pick 10 pornstars to be locked up with

    Fuck me. Any 10 women the get synchronized in a cage would be hell. 10 hormonal women all ************ at the same time?? It was bad enough with the five girls in my student house. 10 ************ pornstars?? No thanks.
  30. youwanttoshagme

    Advice needed on very unusual problem at work

    Give her your number. We'll, at least say that, and slipper either the flirt divert number (if your UK based) or the Psychiatric Help Line number. Or as you work in a hospital, just wheel her straight there. Hell, if she tops her self, you can even visit her in the morg if you want to!
  31. youwanttoshagme

    What?? People actually read these pages????

    What?? People actually read these pages????
  32. youwanttoshagme

    Are you male, female, male-but-female or female-but-male? And how do you ****?

    Ok, shoot me down for being unnews worthy etc etc etc, but this made me laugh today. Wacth the video and see what you think. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/7643136.stm Listen to the comments by the hippy at the end about being PC and how "Political correctness gone mad" is now non-PC...
  33. youwanttoshagme

    Would you like to lick a pussy?

    My point is proven
  34. youwanttoshagme

    Would you like to lick a pussy?

    True. Should just start a list thread of "List a pornstar" as it would do just the same job. Or on the same level, "whats your favorite jam" (admittedly, I should hit the search button, as I'm sure it has probably been a thread before). What really gets me is the fact that people still add to...
  35. youwanttoshagme

    Other Alternatives to Watching Porn online

    I thought this was going to be a thread of "Peek through someone elses window Free previews on cable Wait around in "adult bookshops" Use lingerie adds on the shopping channels Trip to Amsterdam See what a pro has offer on try before you buy Pay a friend Strip joint and hide you camera phone...
  36. youwanttoshagme

    Wreck confirmed as Fossett plane

    His plane was in the opposite direction to his intended destination, and with the terrain, it's not surprising that his plane wasn't found. I've been on enough S&R missions in the past to know that an object (even a sizable one) in a forest is still very difficult to find, unless it's on fire...
  37. youwanttoshagme

    Best in porn?

    Spot the noob. Hit the search button first. There are 3 gizzilion threads already basically the same thread re-worded.
  38. youwanttoshagme

    I want I want I want.

    Congrats to BlueBalls on your 5K:hatsoff:
  39. youwanttoshagme

    Work or home or other?

    What?? People have jobs??
  40. youwanttoshagme

    I can be in porn.

    I've thought about it before. Not the whole fucking on film thing, not my bag. I don't want my face, sack and crack to be circling internet pornsites for the rest of eternity. But would be cool to be the person that actually does turn up to fix the photocopier/leaking tap, or the one that...
  41. youwanttoshagme

    I want I want I want.

    Is this fella going from noob to band in the fastest time possible?? 2 posts. 2 threads. 2 repeated ideas (hit search god dam it!) Only quicker way would have to insinuated something about a Jew, a blackman, a midget and where the hamster was hidden.
  42. youwanttoshagme

    Wreck confirmed as Fossett plane

    BBC news link I'm sure there are a million different sites running the same story, but hope they manage to recover the body and return it to his ******. He was an inspirational man in terms of his exploration and business success.
  43. youwanttoshagme

    World's Most Disgusting Apartment Is In Houston

    And they've probably served you fries in a McDonalds......
  44. youwanttoshagme

    your connections to famous people

    I got rep from AFA
  45. youwanttoshagme

    Lucy Pinder, Ewa Sonnet, Michelle Marsh or Katie Price? Who's the best for you?

    ^ WOW!! Greghickey!! Bit late on the argument front there!! That argument was 2 years ago. Way before you even joined!! While we're on current affairs, Hitler, don't you dare go near Poland. And Julius, lookout behind you!!
  46. youwanttoshagme

    £1,000,000 goes for £78,000.

    As the Virgin Mary once muttered in one of here quieter moments, come again??
  47. youwanttoshagme

    £1,000,000 goes for £78,000.

    £1m banknote auctioned for £78K £1m Bank of England note The £1m Bank of England note is dated 30 August 1948 A £1m Treasury note has fetched £78,300, twice the expected price, at an auction in London. The note, numbered 000008, was issued after World War II in connection with the Marshall Aid...
  48. youwanttoshagme

    Question: Why does my ex read my email?

    My God! It's turned into some kind of Womans Hug group from the back of one of those trashy tat magazines. "Dear Aunt Bella..........." Are we all going to sit in a circle next and comfort each other and then stop for tea and biscuits before going into our ****** session ala support group in...
  49. youwanttoshagme

    Lindsay Lohan

    Nah, I suspect that they came from her ***.
  50. youwanttoshagme

    Do you watch porn alone or with a partner.

    Will these threads help you??? Does your wife/girlfriend know you watch/surf for porn? does your wife/girlfriend like porn? Watching Porn with Gilfriend or Wife?? GirlFriend/Wife watch porn with you?
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