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"Hello Mrs Youwanttoshagme, I'm ringing if you have ever had problems with piles and hemorrhoids. If you would like creams at a discounted price, I think you maybe interested in the offer I can offer you tonight.........."

Ok, just to humour Cape Cav, I should be able to play the astrology game. If there is any truth in any of this bullshit, (and not just posting text from other websites) can he predict the outcome or best dates for any of the following; I'm a Virgo. Who should I shag star-sign wise? Will I...

I can do you some socks for those. Got two pair for a pound. Good quality, no rubbish. You'll be able to wear them in your boots all through winter or use them round the Duma as slippers. Want me to put in an order for you??

Er, who or how?? How = mobile phone, insert in pussy Who = lots of slappers! Search amateurs and you'll find loads

I find that they roll easy enough with the sticky side. Lighting them is a bugger and when you take a drag, they taste foul and smell like fish and burnt skin. If I was you, try putting them on your skin, but most of it will come from will power. Hope ut works out for you.

Hmmmm. Cape Canaveral = Home of NASA, research labs, scientific reason, exact sciences, great engineering scientific and technical minds Fortune Telling = Wives tales, bullshit, inaccuracies, unfounded claims, false hopes and waste of time. I can see a great irony between the Poster name...

I didn't see that coming

Isn't it about time this thread was closed??? So far Vagina (the original thread starter) has been ****** and I think many more are fleeting on the edge. Time to lock the thread???

So why post that?? Why not just skip over?? Not having a go mate, but it is a bit like me saying; "I have no opinion on the best poison that is used in the tribal darts of the lower Amazon delta. It doesn't interest me or have any relevance to my normal life. I don't think any are better...

****** hell. Not another thread the same. Hit search and merge the threads

Personal setting; Avitar settings.

Fantastic way of twisting a Hollyoaks ad

Is that a standard cork, or would I have to go to a specialist sex shop to get one on those??

I wouldn't limit to just Romford. Daganam sucks. Essex and the majority of the SE I think is a **** hole. Then there is Leigh, Milton Meyens, Birmingham, plenty of places.

No, I usually just try and put the dog back on the floor again.

Looks too much like the the ******* girl in Eastenders.......

middlefingerluv: Hit the return key ever so often. I can't be arsed reading a block of text that looks like a 1980's mainframe computer printout. Format god damn it, format!

Thought it was a good use of a lot of freely available info. Google Earth et. al. and Freedom of Information Act. Have a load of spare time and see what happens......

Thought I would share this link, as just found myself losing an hour of work looking at the site; http://homepage.ntlworld.com/alan-turnbull/ It's all about UK military secret sites with loads of info and aerial shots from the various Google Earth, Liver Earth etc sites. Have a look around...

There were 6 air-worthy orbiters built. Five space-worthy. Enterprise is already a museum piece and never flew in space. Two shuttles were lost, leaving 3 shuttles still in service I'm guessing that one shuttle will be held at Kennedy Space Center for a museum center piece along with the...

I wanted a Buran USSR space shuttle, but it looks like the only orbiter that flew may have been destroyed in a roof collapse where it was being stored. Think the Russian version would be more interesting as it has a better story to it.

Hey MD. Noticed your upgrade to mod status. Well done!

1) Use it as a rolling pin 2) See if you can get it through 7 letter boxes before you are reported to the police 3) Hammer in a nail 4) Wank 5) Measure how long your garden is in cock lengths 6) Draw on it to make a new puppet charactor 7) Hide it 8) Break a snap light and see if you can make it...

It depends on if the boarder control officer uses lube or not. wtf are you on about???

You always seam to make that offer Chi but I'm still yet to see it.......

well said

Whit his interview with the Iraqi president, he the wars has been "necessary for American security, Iraqi hope, and world peace" Surely the first reason should have been to improve the life of the ordinary Iraqi people under the rule of a dictator, or something along those lines??? As a...

Just in case you want to see the video, http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7782774.stm His follow up comments are here; http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/7782911.stm GW - "I don't know what his beef is......" Maybe an occupying ***** maybe??

Gore said years ago that he wouldn't run again. His reason was that his involvement in climate issues are far more pressing, and that being President would divert his time from one single important issue into many other issues. Also, he pointed out that through not being elected to do his...

I remember the spoof vid that Clinton made just before he left. Spending the days riding a bike around the corridors, making the **** pack lunches, doing the garden......

I think I'll agree to disagree with that. Horoscopes depend on the time of day you read them. Do your normal day, then read it. Then ask yourself if it was true. You'll probably think "yeah, a little bit of that general statement is true, but not much" Read it, then do your normal day...

Yep, they are planning on building it in Dubai

The two papers referenced (for those who have access through the Athens portal or subscription) are; The Astrophysical Journal 2008 December 20, Vol. 689, No. 2: pp. 1044-1062 Measuring Distance and Properties of the Milky Way's Central Supermassive Black Hole with Stellar Orbits A. M. Ghez...

Maybe this beauty would figure highly!

Congratulations on the kick. My dreams usually involve........ meah, I've had enough of typing for today.

Would you ask her my second question? I'd be quiet interested.

Re: ****** OF GOD! Most Ballsy Gutsy Crazy And Mind Blowin' Thing I've Ever Seen! OMF You know that clingy ex-girlfriend that will send weird texts, pretending that it was meant for someone else, but really it was just to see if you reply with "Erm, was that meant for me?" The ex that will cry...

Would you like to see my white elephant?? or What is better. An armadillo fighting a shark or a sea bass trying to do the high jump?? or Do you know how to use the search button on Freeones? If so, would you teach a noob?

Ever since the advent of broadband, I think the print media has been dying a death, but raises an interesting point; Has Freeones every been featured in a mainstream newspaper shop magazine?

I can't see into every pornstars private life right now, but I imagine some pornstar somewhere in the world does have a cock in their ass right now, somewhere. I thought these days to be registered as a professional pornstar it was a pre-requisite that you do lesbian, straight, anal, toys and a...

Good thread for a sticky!

My rep is higher than my post count, but then again, most of my post have actually been post of more than two words. Word one; Pornstars first name Word two; Pornstars surname or "She's hot" or "I'd fuck it" Most my post have contributed something or had a thought to stimulate someone to rep...

Erm, what ya saying??

How can I forget, this has been done a million times before. USE THE SEARCH BUTTON. Que the list of random names below. The next person who adds just a name below me is a fuckwit. Que the fuckwit who hasn't read my post.

I've got a lot of chemicals on my lab shelves. Think I'd do a bit of own research before i start popping the lids. Easy way of bulking more, is do it less. Don't wank, shag, nothing. Then let your body have a chance to build up. Plus the sex will feel better as over pounding the pub...

Says to me; "Take it slowly. Don't blurt blurt splurt but kiss, caress and wo her. The, fuck her slowly. It maybe your first time, but you don't want to be labeled a 1 shot wonder do you? All your mates will take the ****!! Even so, at that ******* party, coming out of the bedroom after...

Re: Robert De Niro (1943 - 2008) And?? My grandfarther; 1913-2008 (and still alive) There are a lot of people older than him

Agreed. Would send you some rep but still spreading the love. Having said that, this may have been the only thought the thread starter has had in his head all day. If he hadn't jotted it down/posted a thread on it, he may have ****** his only thought of the day, and ruined his whole week.

Every time I come on here!

Is she still active?? I haven't seen her bring out anything new for a few years now.