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  1. youwanttoshagme

    mobile phone

    "Hello Mrs Youwanttoshagme, I'm ringing if you have ever had problems with piles and hemorrhoids. If you would like creams at a discounted price, I think you maybe interested in the offer I can offer you tonight.........."
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    Fortune Teller

    Ok, just to humour Cape Cav, I should be able to play the astrology game. If there is any truth in any of this bullshit, (and not just posting text from other websites) can he predict the outcome or best dates for any of the following; I'm a Virgo. Who should I shag star-sign wise? Will I...
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    I buy boots today

    I can do you some socks for those. Got two pair for a pound. Good quality, no rubbish. You'll be able to wear them in your boots all through winter or use them round the Duma as slippers. Want me to put in an order for you??
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    mobile phone

    Er, who or how?? How = mobile phone, insert in pussy Who = lots of slappers! Search amateurs and you'll find loads
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    Nicotine Patches

    I find that they roll easy enough with the sticky side. Lighting them is a bugger and when you take a drag, they taste foul and smell like fish and burnt skin. If I was you, try putting them on your skin, but most of it will come from will power. Hope ut works out for you.
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    Fortune Teller

    Hmmmm. Cape Canaveral = Home of NASA, research labs, scientific reason, exact sciences, great engineering scientific and technical minds Fortune Telling = Wives tales, bullshit, inaccuracies, unfounded claims, false hopes and waste of time. I can see a great irony between the Poster name...
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    Death Row Inmate Removes & Eats His Remaining Eye Ball

    I didn't see that coming
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    your opinions on zionism?

    Isn't it about time this thread was closed??? So far Vagina (the original thread starter) has been ****** and I think many more are fleeting on the edge. Time to lock the thread???
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    your opinions on zionism?

    So why post that?? Why not just skip over?? Not having a go mate, but it is a bit like me saying; "I have no opinion on the best poison that is used in the tribal darts of the lower Amazon delta. It doesn't interest me or have any relevance to my normal life. I don't think any are better...
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    Best fake tits?

    ****** hell. Not another thread the same. Hit search and merge the threads
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    how do I

    Personal setting; Avitar settings.
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    Beauty is in the eye of the **** holder.

    Fantastic way of twisting a Hollyoaks ad
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    Questions about "Mexican Drip?"

    Is that a standard cork, or would I have to go to a specialist sex shop to get one on those??
  14. youwanttoshagme

    Crap Towns

    I wouldn't limit to just Romford. Daganam sucks. Essex and the majority of the SE I think is a **** hole. Then there is Leigh, Milton Meyens, Birmingham, plenty of places.
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    Does Anyone Keep Stroking After Ejaculation

    No, I usually just try and put the dog back on the floor again.
  16. youwanttoshagme

    Would you or not?

    Looks too much like the the ******* girl in Eastenders.......
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    what would you do?

    middlefingerluv: Hit the return key ever so often. I can't be arsed reading a block of text that looks like a 1980's mainframe computer printout. Format god damn it, format!
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    UK military secrets and bases

    Thought it was a good use of a lot of freely available info. Google Earth et. al. and Freedom of Information Act. Have a load of spare time and see what happens......
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    UK military secrets and bases

    Thought I would share this link, as just found myself losing an hour of work looking at the site; http://homepage.ntlworld.com/alan-turnbull/ It's all about UK military secret sites with loads of info and aerial shots from the various Google Earth, Liver Earth etc sites. Have a look around...
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    Want a retired space shuttle?

    There were 6 air-worthy orbiters built. Five space-worthy. Enterprise is already a museum piece and never flew in space. Two shuttles were lost, leaving 3 shuttles still in service I'm guessing that one shuttle will be held at Kennedy Space Center for a museum center piece along with the...
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    Want a retired space shuttle?

    I wanted a Buran USSR space shuttle, but it looks like the only orbiter that flew may have been destroyed in a roof collapse where it was being stored. Think the Russian version would be more interesting as it has a better story to it.
  22. youwanttoshagme

    Hey MD. Noticed your upgrade to mod status. Well done!

    Hey MD. Noticed your upgrade to mod status. Well done!
  23. youwanttoshagme

    willy talk

    1) Use it as a rolling pin 2) See if you can get it through 7 letter boxes before you are reported to the police 3) Hammer in a nail 4) Wank 5) Measure how long your garden is in cock lengths 6) Draw on it to make a new puppet charactor 7) Hide it 8) Break a snap light and see if you can make it...
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    Is there a difference between an investigation and a full investigation?

    It depends on if the boarder control officer uses lube or not. wtf are you on about???
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    Cum on your pics

    You always seam to make that offer Chi but I'm still yet to see it.......
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    Have You Ever Phucked Her ****** ?

    well said
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    Iraq war is not over, more work ahead

    Whit his interview with the Iraqi president, he the wars has been "necessary for American security, Iraqi hope, and world peace" Surely the first reason should have been to improve the life of the ordinary Iraqi people under the rule of a dictator, or something along those lines??? As a...
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    Iraq war is not over, more work ahead

    Just in case you want to see the video, http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7782774.stm His follow up comments are here; http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/7782911.stm GW - "I don't know what his beef is......" Maybe an occupying ***** maybe??
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    Why didn't Gore run ?

    Gore said years ago that he wouldn't run again. His reason was that his involvement in climate issues are far more pressing, and that being President would divert his time from one single important issue into many other issues. Also, he pointed out that through not being elected to do his...
  30. youwanttoshagme

    Final Days Fire Sale

    I remember the spoof vid that Clinton made just before he left. Spending the days riding a bike around the corridors, making the **** pack lunches, doing the garden......
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    Cosmic ridiculousness?

    I think I'll agree to disagree with that. Horoscopes depend on the time of day you read them. Do your normal day, then read it. Then ask yourself if it was true. You'll probably think "yeah, a little bit of that general statement is true, but not much" Read it, then do your normal day...
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    Who does THIS remind you of ? ;P

    Yep, they are planning on building it in Dubai
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    Whats inside a black hole?

    The two papers referenced (for those who have access through the Athens portal or subscription) are; The Astrophysical Journal 2008 December 20, Vol. 689, No. 2: pp. 1044-1062 Measuring Distance and Properties of the Milky Way's Central Supermassive Black Hole with Stellar Orbits A. M. Ghez...
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    "Your Top 10 Porngirls Of 2008"

    Maybe this beauty would figure highly!
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    What did you ***** last night?

    Congratulations on the kick. My dreams usually involve........ meah, I've had enough of typing for today.
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    What would you Ask a Pornstar?

    Would you ask her my second question? I'd be quiet interested.
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    ****** OF GOD! Most Ballsy Gutsy Crazy And Mind Blowin' Thing I've Ever Seen! OMFG

    Re: ****** OF GOD! Most Ballsy Gutsy Crazy And Mind Blowin' Thing I've Ever Seen! OMF You know that clingy ex-girlfriend that will send weird texts, pretending that it was meant for someone else, but really it was just to see if you reply with "Erm, was that meant for me?" The ex that will cry...
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    What would you Ask a Pornstar?

    Would you like to see my white elephant?? or What is better. An armadillo fighting a shark or a sea bass trying to do the high jump?? or Do you know how to use the search button on Freeones? If so, would you teach a noob?
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    Porn Star Posting

    Ever since the advent of broadband, I think the print media has been dying a death, but raises an interesting point; Has Freeones every been featured in a mainstream newspaper shop magazine?
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    Pornstars who now do anal

    I can't see into every pornstars private life right now, but I imagine some pornstar somewhere in the world does have a cock in their ass right now, somewhere. I thought these days to be registered as a professional pornstar it was a pre-requisite that you do lesbian, straight, anal, toys and a...
  41. youwanttoshagme

    FreeOnes Auction, Coming Soon!

    Good thread for a sticky!
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    Do you make assumptions about members based on their 'Rep Power'?

    My rep is higher than my post count, but then again, most of my post have actually been post of more than two words. Word one; Pornstars first name Word two; Pornstars surname or "She's hot" or "I'd fuck it" Most my post have contributed something or had a thought to stimulate someone to rep...
  43. youwanttoshagme

    top 5 hottest teen pornstar

    How can I forget, this has been done a million times before. USE THE SEARCH BUTTON. Que the list of random names below. The next person who adds just a name below me is a fuckwit. Que the fuckwit who hasn't read my post.
  44. youwanttoshagme

    Big Loads

    I've got a lot of chemicals on my lab shelves. Think I'd do a bit of own research before i start popping the lids. Easy way of bulking more, is do it less. Don't wank, shag, nothing. Then let your body have a chance to build up. Plus the sex will feel better as over pounding the pub...
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    Funniest Abstinence slogan ever

    Says to me; "Take it slowly. Don't blurt blurt splurt but kiss, caress and wo her. The, fuck her slowly. It maybe your first time, but you don't want to be labeled a 1 shot wonder do you? All your mates will take the ****!! Even so, at that ******* party, coming out of the bedroom after...
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    Robert De Niro (1943 - 2008 and still alive)

    Re: Robert De Niro (1943 - 2008) And?? My grandfarther; 1913-2008 (and still alive) There are a lot of people older than him
  47. youwanttoshagme

    shyla styles tits

    Agreed. Would send you some rep but still spreading the love. Having said that, this may have been the only thought the thread starter has had in his head all day. If he hadn't jotted it down/posted a thread on it, he may have ****** his only thought of the day, and ruined his whole week.
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    Are you guilty of Procrastination?

    Every time I come on here!
  49. youwanttoshagme

    OMG --> Adriana Sage

    Is she still active?? I haven't seen her bring out anything new for a few years now.
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