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  1. youwanttoshagme

    Whatever happened to Dave Rhino?

    Just a question. Noticed he's been missing for a while, and under his name, "Account Closed." Did a quick search of his posts to see if he mentioned that he was off to pastures new, but couldn't see anything. (Or was it a case of the Mrs found out and ****** to close the account!) What ever...
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    What adult search engine do you use??

    After using the search option on the board, I found these threads all about search engines. Try searching sometime, it's quiet useful. The best search engine Porn Search Engines? What's the best ******* search engine for porn? The Porn Search Engine Pxeek - adult search engine Porn Gallery...
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    your connections to famous people

    I am famous
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    Question: Why does my ex read my email?

    Spleen - I shout first dibs on sending the fake email.:wave:
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    Question: Why does my ex read my email?

    Pull yourself together man! If it's a split, make it a split. If she pisses on your chips, don't carry on chewing them. No way will letting anyone carry on reading your emails ever entice a girl back. Get shat on maybe, but getting her back?? Not a chance. If she cared for you, she would...
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    random noob question

    I've heard a rumor that if Becks post a Becks Baps pic, all Noobs get a sticky (as do a lot of long standing members)
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    Question: Why does my ex read my email?

    Change password! Any infringement, change password! School boy error. My god, do you think anything that I type on here, PM's, referrals or anything porn related from any website that looks slightly dodgy goes any where near my normal email account?? Make sure you come up with a new...
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    A lil bit of help needed..

    As spleen says. Go online or into the branch, find "FilthyFuckingWhores" or what ever it is on the statement, and hit the cancel button. IF the provider asks why, say you haven't knowingly signed into a contract agreement and that your taking you cool it period that your entitled to. Also...
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    Does Religion Influence Your Life?

    ^C11, chop down your sig, it's MASSIVE!! (Good choice of cyclist though, but still too big!)
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    Any evidence for god?

    The evidence is here. No, really, I mean here. I am god.
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    British rock band Oasis returns to glory with Dig Out Your Soul

    Loved Masterplan. A whole album that was just B-side and rejects, but just as good as a proper album?? Too right!! Old Oasis albums still sound fresh even when played today. Can't say the same about a lot of other bands that came out in the 90's. Fuckin in the bushes always sticks out in...
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    Any evidence for god?

    I saw him the other day. I was at a party with Lord Lucan, Steve Fossett and Benjamin Briggs. Glen Miller was keeping us entertained along with Bin Laden telling the jokes. Oh no, that was just too much cheese before bed last night. There is no God as no-one can prove he has or ever will...
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    Dido

    Why does she have to have a nmae that at quick glance looks like Dildo??
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    random noob question

    IF ChefChiTown get his way, every noob will be sticky
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    random noob question

    Thought this was going to be a list of noob questions and threads. I.e. Can i post pictures of my dick here?? Is this ass hot?? Another new thread of Paris Hilton/Lindsay Lohan/Jenifer Aniston/Britney Spears/etc/etc/etc Why am I getting negative rep?? Why doesn't anyone like me? Why is the mod...
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    House defeats $700B financial markets bailout

    Oh well. Think I may be able to chip in a tenner and a can of larger.
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    What's Your Vice ?

    I have a dark, dry, sometimes even sarcastic sense of humor. Observing other peoples depression is often enough for me.
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    Do you think these are cool ideas of your photos?

    As long as thats not related to the post above yours fresno. (or are you actually Mr Glitter............ )
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    I can't masturbate any more...

    Reasons to start a BS discussion thread....... Wanting friends?? Bored?? Hadn't started a thread yet?? Handicapped in some way?? Secret spy trying to infiltrate complex social networks?? Cybersquatter on his way through?? Improbability drive had kicked in somewhere else in the Universe?? Ran...
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    Do you think these are cool ideas of your photos?

    Spamming for trade??
  21. youwanttoshagme

    Keira Knightley

    Re: Keira Knightley / Kiera Knightly Yes it is. It's from the film "Hole"
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    I can't masturbate any more...

    Try a glory hole??? Carefully positioned toilet role?? Hooker??? Alternatively, find religion
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    How many Freeone members does it take......

    ....... to change a light bulb?? Add your own answer. Eg. One. Just a mod as the whole board revolves around him. None. An empty socket counts as another hole to screw. All of them. Half the board debate over if it should be energy saver or not while the rest of the board argue...
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    Jodie Marsh

    Re: Jodie Marsh From the UK! Not sure if it's a repost (and personally I think shes minging and an annoying Z list waste of space), but here you go. http://www.fundumper.com/?p=215
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    how do you prepare for anal?

    Usually just ask her if she can touch her toes........
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    favourite site

    Suppose before the thread get locked by the mods for advertising alternative boards etc, I must say FREEONES!!! (Do I get a freebie for the plug now??)
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    Does Religion Influence Your Life?

    I'm a scientist. Religious groups frequently oppose my work, so I suppose my job is to oppose religious views and replace them with scientific facts and theories, so yes, religion does play a large role in my life.
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    Obama win preferred in world poll

    Obama win preferred in world poll "People outside the US would prefer Barack Obama to become US president ahead of John McCain, a BBC World Service poll suggests. Democrat Mr Obama was favoured by a four-to-one margin across the 22,500 people polled in 22 countries. In 17 countries, the most...
  29. youwanttoshagme

    How do you masturbate?

    What?? You have a spiral going down you leg???
  30. youwanttoshagme

    Could the world end in nine days?

    As this post has already been addressed regards to the LHC, and my replay as before;
  31. youwanttoshagme

    fav team 2 fix

    What? These are football teams?? I thought they were brands of sweets or something.
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    Jeremy Clarkson To Be Made Prime Minister of the UK

    Shame he won't actually run. If he did, I think there would be a lot of support for him, he'd **** off the yanks etc but hey, we're British, he's British, why not?? If you don't understand British humour, you wont understand Clarkson
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    Cheese!

    Smoked Applewood.
  34. youwanttoshagme

    Best Home Sex Tape!

    The Best Home Sex Tape eh? Well, mine is smokin hot. Tellin ya, you should see it. Especially when she does that thing....... You wouldn't think see used her mouth for that when she's known for her....... ****. Where's that tape gone????
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    Is the World Coming to an End...?

    Well, I'm not sitting on this ***** with my three buddies beside me for nothing.
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    Is there a name for when a chick....

    Brilliant! Sorry I can't rep you. Need to spread the love first.
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    Best looking girl with a dick in the mouth - top 10

    ^ Or for bumping 2yr old threads, especially when you suggest Nicki Nova and haven't seen her with a dick in her mouth
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    Test your "political compass"

    You can also try this one too for a shorter version. Just 10 questions. http://www.theadvocates.org/quizp/index.html Interesting how I swap between left and right when I try these and from the center ground to Statist/Authoritarian. Interesting how reading the questions, or the questions...
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    Australian Porn?

    Very quick link (and by no-means reliable, but here is) the obligatory Wiki link on the legal status of porn in Australia.
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    I have solved America's oil crisis without Coastal Drilling

    The refining capacity also has to be addressed. Even with all of the US capacity returned following Katrina, the demand still outstrips. If the US pulled a billion more barrels a day out, you still have the global problem of refining capacity. No-one has expanded the capacity for 30 years, so...
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    Re-Posts

    IS there anyway in which the gods of Freeones can set up a link checker? I'm not overly IT minded, but surely there can be a link checker box added to the bottom of the reply box where you can type in the link, and quickly get a heads up if the link your about to post is either already in the...
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    Re-Posts

    I'm sorry if this is a repost, or it has been posted before, but I don't like it either. If this is a repost of an opinion already posted, I apologise. However, if this is a new opinion, my post stands. This is a post about my opinion, so i suppose it hasn't been posted before, but it maybe a...
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    Do you get mad if somebody revives an old thread?

    Got to do it. Sorry. But.... http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=224762
  44. youwanttoshagme

    Am I really that old?

    I'm just as lucky, however, it does have it's problems. I'm finding that the work areas that I am moving into are dominated by very influential people in their late 40's to early 60's. As I look young for may age, and under 30, to walk into a room and show credibility is something that I am...
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    The 4:20 Thread

    You don't have to be a 4:20er to enjoy a bit of the Bob. I often listen to a bit of Easy Skanking and Redemption while I'm working.
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    mulitple orgasms sounds kinda nice

    I've hopped on the bad foot and done the good thing with a few who have multiples, plus it makes sex easier. For example; Start foreplay. Finger, orgasm Oral, orgasm Intercourse Missionary, orgasm Her on top, orgasm Doggy, both orgasm. Beats the other ex's that have had one and stopped, when...
  47. youwanttoshagme

    Went to McDonalds today......

    - Hancock, J. 2008
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    Went to McDonalds today......

    Let me get this right. You actually willingly walked into a McDonalds? For Gods sake why? Why would you do that to yourself? Were you ****** to or was someone keeping your spouse hostage? If you need help, talk to the Samaritans, start a thread on here saying "please help me" or jump...
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    best lips

    Didn't know Angelina had done photo shoots that graphic.
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