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  1. youwanttoshagme

    Who is in your avatar?

    Portrait I had commissioned of me in action. Next time I'll pay a little more.
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    2009 Dodge Challenger * Looks Like 1970 on 'roids

    Much prefer a EU or Asian car. That just looks big, fat, heavy and will roll out at every corner. Imaging it would be alright on either a drag strip or just a long straight blast, but to actually drive it on country roads, in real life, and on a track, I would be picking up lampposts with...
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    **** In A Sand Box

    Urban Dictionary rules. Docking is " A homosexual act where a circumcised man inserts the head of his penis into another man's foreskin. Docking was easy with Richard, because he had a very stretchy foreskin." There's another of actually stretching the urethra and slipping it up there.
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    The ORIGINAL Freeones thread

    As I joined Freeones quiet some time after the forum was first formed, and as a bit of curiosity with the number of threads that have re-surfaced recently..... What was the very first post in the very first thread in the original Freeones forum? I don't want to add to the thread or spoil it...
  5. youwanttoshagme

    **** In A Sand Box

    Sure there is some weird gay thing, where 2 blokes do that, but it's with a smaller cock fucking the bigger cock instead of the dildo. It has a name, but can't remember it.
  6. youwanttoshagme

    2 Girls 1 cup!?!?!?

    Search the board; http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=192227&highlight=two+girls+one+cup or http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=169939&highlight=two+girls+one+cup Or google.
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    Kelly Brook

    Brilliant. I see the hormones are strong in you my young apprentice. <groans and roles eyes>
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    Bed's

    STOOP. Why do you think you deserve rep??
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    Kelly Brook

    ^ always makes me laugh. JLV, what are you actual chances with Kelly Brook?
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    Experiences With PS

    Why? None of you lot have ever met me.
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    Paris Hilton

    I'm 27 like Paris, but after seeing this shot I think I'm fairing the ageing process a lot better. Both of us are approaching 30, but are all the parties catching up with her and is she really having to cake on that much make up to hide it? I think there are far better looking girls for 27...
  12. youwanttoshagme

    ***** Darth Vader's Jedi assault

    Sheep? Your choice if you go for a fluffy white one or one on the dark side though........
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    Don't you just love ****?!

    Try looking at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Criticism_of_Coca-Cola. Plus there was a UK TV show all about it a while ago. I quickly Youtubed it, but with a little digging you'll find it. Or try googling "Killer ****"
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    Chicks smoking weed, then screwing?

    Dragging up a 2yr old post???? IS there something in the wires at the moment for old posts, weed and stupidity?
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    Don't you just love ****?!

    Personaly think it's some of the most vile stuff around. OK I ***** it ever so often, but think its is probably up there with tobacco, *** lobbies and legalising *****. I'm against all of them. Check out their human rights record. It'll make a lot of countries look angelic.
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    MUSIC: What's your favourite all-girl band?

    All Saints. Takes me back a bit.......
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    Potrait of George Bush made from a mosaic of porn

    Or, try this one. Slightly more fitting for Bush.
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    Holy Crap ! An earthquake just hit here !

    Where's here? I didn't feel it.
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    Where Has Everybody Gone ?

    Time zones? I know certain periods are busier than others depending on who ********/evening time/skiveing work etc.......
  20. youwanttoshagme

    Katie Price / Jordan / Katie Jordan / Katrina Alexandra Infield / Katy Price

    Link 1 and Link 2 sum them up pritty well. (Both links to similar places, but slightly different)
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    North American Union??

    Watched the youtube link. All a load of crap. I suppose Elvis will be crowned King of this new super-uber-power and Princess Di will be his bitch. Where do people come up with this rubbish. On a lighter side though, those chips. I'm tempted. Least next time I'm off solo climbing, if I...
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    Lindsay Lohan

    http://www.celebsking.com/comics2/lindsay-lohan/xnxxcom.html Credit goes to slick27 but the newbie started a new thread rather than adding.
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    Free program designed to protect e-mail from spammers

    Anyone tried or know of this product before I try it? Think I'd like a few opinions before I install anything on my HDD
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    Iraq's financial free ride may end

    Or not....... Why should they pick up the tab for the US mistake?
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    Homebrew and moonshine

    I've been looking into it, and I've found a couple of yeasts that'll reach 22-23% but was wandering if anyone had actually used them, or any experiences with various suppliers.
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    Homebrew and moonshine

    Anyone out there do their own brewing? Interested in making some really good nice strong ales. I'm interested in making a variety of beers so asking; What yeasts to you recommend for either fast brewing or high ******* brewing? What hops do you use? Any links to where you buy your stuff from...
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    i need your help guys

    I can see a restraining order in the offing. Who cares if you've got cash and want to date a pornstar. Sounds creepy and storkerish to me. She's going to think "creep, but I get a free feed" then fuck off. Have you every had a girlfriend? They won't like you just because you've got some...
  28. youwanttoshagme

    Favorite Quotes

    "You can take a ***** to water, but can't make it *****. You can take a whore to culture, but can't make it think" "By definition, Dave_Rhino is horny"
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    Bin ******* is watching you

    Brilliant idea! I back this idea as I am environmentaly concious, and do what I can in easy ways. We have two bins, one for rubbish and one for recycling. It's no hardship just putting it into the correct bin. The scum that live on our estate though, think if they knick other peoples bins...
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    EU defends biofuel

    It depends on the Biofuel origin and production process. This is something I know A LOT about. The processes that will be available in the coming 5 years will serverly shift the balance and make biofuels a lot more viable. With management and letting the likes of myself and my co-workers do...
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    FHM 100 Sexiest Women in the World 2008

    Seriously? You post in this thread http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=124089 and start a new one?
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    How long has it been since you last had sex?

    Howwwwww do thosee webcam girrlsss wank and type at the SAMe time??? I'mmmm having diffficulttyy witht this fukcing and .l typing at the S'ame time. Sooo I guuess thw last time I goot laied is noooooooww!
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    How much influence does the Freeoens forum have?

    Just a question, but many routes of discussion. (1) Does the ID babe forum, Pornstar or ***** forum posts help compile any of the links from the home page for any of the particular women listed? (2) Has any discussions from any of the forums ever influenced a major change in the porn...
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    Anetta Keys hardcore

    Is this "who can drudge up the oldest thread" competition? Post 1; 2003 Post 2: 2003 Post 3: 2008
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    Would you expose a Freeones member turned politician/*********?

    Issue I had been thinking of. If someone was on here is a politition, royalty, clergy etc, and they were in the public eye, it wouldn't take much for the tabloids to work it out. If there were rumours, I'm sure that a jurno would be signing up straight away and searching threads for anything...
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    what is yor fav pornstar big boob

    HIT THE SEARCH BUTTON http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=2042
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    Are you emotionally numb?

    Not emotionally numb, but maybe desensitised as bad news and crimes are so freely talked about and reported now, the stories that used to shock are now more commonly reported.
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    Scratchcard couple - seeking dole handouts

    They didn't win much?? £100,000 would be enough for me to pay of my debts and my mortgage and a short holiday. I'd be secure and happy and invested my money in something worthwhile. The council fella was saying that the couple couldn't account for around £47,000, which they said the spent...
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    Scratchcard couple - seeking dole handouts

    Thought this was brilliant. Saw it over breakfast this morning, and they're trying to justify getting back onto the dole. Email responses while they were was brilliant as they didn't convince anyone, and the council rep outclassed them. Scratchcard couple Should a couple who won £100,000 on...
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    best sports movie

    I'm going to shout out for Touching the Void. I know it's not some lamo football movie or any of that crap with all the homoerotic butt slapping in the showers etc, but it is a true adventure sports biopic about extremes. My second choice would be for the Flying Scotsman. True story...
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    Dutch persons???

    As it's also your first post, "Hello!!!"
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    Txt spk. Cn u reed it, or du gt p!$$3d off @ it?

    Depends on context with the American English / English English. For me, I prefer English English as it is what I speak, what I write and who I am. In some areas of my work, it has caused the possible loss of large sums of money, as lawyers like to nit pick and argue. If I see English writers...
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    What movie recently was good?

    Two spring to mind; Vantage Point; First film I've seen in ages that breaks the linear mould and does it really well. Actually got me thinking and trying to work things out rather than how much cash you can throw at and FX department. Flying Scotsman; Because it's of personal interest, a...
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    Santo Daime: the ****-fuelled religion

    I'm opposed to ***** of all kinds, and religions too coming to think of it, but noticed this "Santo Daime: the ****-fuelled religion A new religion is spreading to Britain - its central sacrament the consumption of a hallucinogenic Class A ****. Here's a report from the faith's heartland in the...
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    Space Photos in High Definition

    Any photos of the docked ESA's Jules Verne capsule yet?
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    Txt spk. Cn u reed it, or du gt p!$$3d off @ it?

    Has anyone published a dictionary for text speak yet? Maybe that'll be the way I can make my millions (or a ray that automatically blows up mobiles when someone's either playing music off it in public or abbreviating too much).
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    damn you bill gates!

    Research scientists are hacking Xboxs and PS3's as their processors are good for protein folding studies and a lot of higher order rotational studies. A lot of Uni's are now buying hacked game consoles for re-programming to make cheap super computers, see...
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    Selling Porn

    Seen it traded on ebay in other ways. Eg, I have a Hard Disc for sale, but loaded onto it is 20Gig of music, 20Gig of movies and 40Gig porn. Your buying the HD, not the content as your can format it, but you give me extra for the extras you get kinda thing
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    My sweet revenge..

    More thinking that maybe you need a friend to sit down and have a chat with. It is a little extreme, slightly kooky, infringing on *******, but defiantly immoral. Is this something you'll regret in the future? Is this something you really want to release onto the internet and people HD for...
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