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Ah, the joys of Classic Rock. Sadly I think I OD'd on it during my study days so now listen to other radio stations. Think I **** myself if I ever hear "Living on a Prayer" one more time. But least it's not a Christmas hit, so at least I know I can avoid it rather than knowing I'll hear it...

Pornstars should be thankful that men have cocks. Men = cocks Cocks = something for pornstars to sit on +something for pornstars to suck on Cocks = something for men to play with (their own!) = looking at porn Looking at porn = internet Internet = digital cameras + photoshop Cameras =...

Different because on a normal radio, you may hear the same tracks over a period of a month or two, then they will disappear with the next music fad or band. Often they'll go for good and you'll never thinking of them ever again. BUT I have the pet **** of Wham and Slade Christmas songs. I...

As long as it's not golden I'm happy.

Thought these mod orientated threads were closed down fairly sharpish?? IS this the mods playing with their underlings again???

Think Miracle Grow or Heineken maybe interested. Or maybe just the obvious viagra adverts. Not "condom sense"?!?

Any song that makes a reference to Christmas, or that you can't play on Jan 2nd. I **** all of them.

Try looking up L337 speak instead.

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Best advice is slow and be patience. Start slow and indirect ie inside thighs etc. Then start VERY slowly on her clit. She will tell you if she wants more, and aim at always keeping in the state of wanting just a little more. If you start so slow you think she's not interested, keep going...

Vista is the biggest bag of crap ever. Over works your processor and memory for something that XP would do quicker. Use XP but just get every XP update you can, and office 2007. I have Vista but don't think it is ready yet to take over from XP.

Nice to see that under Vaginas' name there is a little note saying ******. Nod to the mods for that one. Thank you. Maybe this thread can be either closed or assigned to the history of the board. If anyone wants to post a new thread on Asian girls, feel free (although I'm sure there is...

Isn't it about time this thread was closed? Vagina is obviously a troll. He seams to prefer to neg rep anyone who disagrees with him and flame or bait anyone that he thinks is an "anti-semite" In a PM to me he insults me then tells me "First of all, I don't give a **** if I get ******. What...

Didn't realise it's a Manc brew! Learn something new every day...... Plus 1664 is easer to type than its real name.

Cheers for the rep! Yeah, agree. Anything anyone does now on ******* laws will peanalise us normal responsible drinkers more than the scally chavs. Maybe they will introduce new bars where cost is discounted the higher your IQ or years of employment. Maybe I should run for PM and implement...

Partly true. Yes, some people will pay more for the same ***** to remove themselves from chavs and scallies. I will ***** 1664 in a more expensive bar, because I know that I can have the same *****, but I won't have the same drinkers around me as in Weatherspoons. But if I want to ***** like...

If only it was "punning" 30 people. Going upto people and just using as many puns as you can before they try and take a swing at you. Might try that tomorrow night.

No, we're a lot safer. *** density over here is very low. I can't think of anyone in my area, or friends who has a *** license or even a member of a *** club. I could walk out into the street now, punch 30 people at random, and be confident that none of them will have a *** - well, at least I...

Vagina, I would watch what you say before you are either suspended or ****** by a mod. "Rice fever" would be taken as a derogatory term in nearly ever case. I read parts of the Zionist thread, and it did smack of slurs on Jewish people, therefore I didn't read any further. The post of yours...

CCT, you beat me to it. Denise who? My Aunt Denise looks like Einstein on Acid, but don't think I'll find a pornstar that looks like that

If she gets you hard, fantastic. Good for you. I've seen a lot worse (in porn and in the streets!) but I have also seen a lot better out clubbing at a weekend. Yeah, she looks good, she sucks good and fucks good, but there are many many others that I think are far better.

Yeah, she's another pornstar. Another pornstar with big tits, blond hair, blowjob smile, fucks fellas, plays with toys, wanks, and gets covered in cum. Like her? Yeah, just the same way a like loads of other pornstars. Nothing special though. Tomorrow another big tit, blond haired bird with...

Will this thread answer your question?

http://www.freedigitalphotos.net/image/s_stella-artois.jpg First thing that popped into my mind. Stella = Chav, 3pm, Rockports, beaten 16yr old pregnant wife on a council estate

Hell of a lot of trouble in Mumbai at the moment. News story is very much still developing. Mumbai rocked by deadly shootings A lot of the other news agencies will be picking it up. A lot on BBC News24 at the moment.

Brilliant. Never heard that one before!!

My point was more in terms of a minimum charge for a pint or can/bottle. If Carling can pump out their crap at a low price with the same ******* content as a good **** with the same ******* content but at a much higher price, than the minimum charge should be inline with the better ****. Too...

Think she needs to shave her legs though......

I think there should be a minimum price per vol *******. If **** cost more, people would ***** less as they can't afford as much. If the cheapest **** you could buy was the same price as the current premium lagers, all the mass fosters/carling/carlsberg ******** chav's would struggle to afford...

It it these kind of braces, then yes. If it's train tracks, then no.

I just thought this was a thread of spam. Pale text and then a few links?? I get emails like that that get marked "Phishing"

How do you get to Freeones?? Just wondering as now hardly ever look at the home page or pages linked from it. Originally I used to always go to the home page, then flick through the "Whats new" tabs, or go through the girls pages by alphabet, but now I hardly ever look at the home page...

My job. Not saying what it is, but it rocks. The other 4, meh.. Not footballer though, they're just arogant cocks. TV presenter, why??? Couldn't be assed doing that all day. Imagine getting lumped on a realy **** show.

Very realised your a Taff Rebekah

Erm, like I give a Just the names of two states?? WTF??

DivX player plus a few others. Mainly using DivX at mo, as I've got seriously pissed off with Windows products

Think Edinburgh is on part of the album tour. Depends on whos buying the ******.

Freeones, through myself and Blueballs are going to release an album called "Smacked In The Face By My Own Fetus". It is going to be a fusion of jazz and funk, played on a tin whistle shoved up my ass. More in the style of "junk" from my trunk. BB has suggested "more of a emo/jazz fusion. You...

Like the ****** idea, but I was thinking more along the lines of some post-modern poem thingy with dramatic pauses. Done my an emo could be good though, but to make them cry I think beating them with the fetus maybe a good idea. Or may a leg of a festering *****.

I'll start recording it tomorrow. It'll be a fusion of jazz and funk, played on a tin whistle shoved up my ass. More in the style of "junk" from my trunk

:dunno::helpme: Brilliant. Think some where reality has just become so warp that I've been smacked the face by my own fetus.

I think this thread is :lame:

You've pissed me off

To me, the Canon A1 will always be this camera. Little old hat in todays porn industry.

Come again??? AM DB9 or do you mean Audi R8

Tdomaster; Check out the date stamp. 2006!!! 1000hp was a major break through then. If your going through every car thread thats 2 years or old, don't surprised if you find someone giving a rave review of a Model T Ford. Wigster; Don't you mean an Astin Martin DB9?? Sure Ferrari are...

^ ****** hell! ***** bump!! This isn't the start of the next wave of dredging up the dead thread??

No, you could just Ctrl C and Ctrl V whole of about 5000 threads into this thread. I'm sure that you could do this all night but then again, I'm sure that there's probably not much else in life for you to do. Maybe using the search button would help take up a bit of that time.

Brilliant! Just along the lines of what I've been thinking. Thats why I've found the dog/sandwich face-off so amusing. Someone want to right a random pornstar name generator so we can have it constantly running???

That has really made me laugh tonight