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Damn, that's a shame. She had the eye of the tiger.

Microsoft better be paying you guys.

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Re: Collection of sexy GIFs You did good cam babe, you did good. Have a pleasant ***.

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What about homey the Clown?

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Phew...for a sec there I thought it said Busenbust hates pirates. I was gonna have to **** him. Never mind though. Carry on gents...

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Hope they find that ruffian! :mad:

That's his pen name alright. If you rearrange the letters it spells out "ho can ****". Nothing turns him on more than a hooker with Diarrhea.

**** looked real.

He's been studying for the Bar Exam.

Escher's been messing with my room again.

Do you only let people fuck your ear once? Or are you just posing a hypothetical comeback for him? Because I'd like another go at your ear.

I doubt I'll be a lot healthier or happier in life when I have the clap and a dozen ****....

Now you're just being a pessimist.

The last person he fucked set the earth up straight, so now he has to set things right and tilt it again before his screw up puts the climate in disarray. Ironically it was his tryst with Dirk that put the planet on a vertical straight.

Santa Clause. Fuck anyone who tries to tell me he's not real.

Pfftt...the problem is you care too much. You're your own worst enemy, stop weighing yourself down with all these doubts. Even though you're "just" 25, things aren't gonna get better if you keep devaluing yourself. The only thing I can do for you is tell you what you need to do. It's up to you...

That's too stupid to be a tearjerker. Your ****** would be furious with you for throwing away your soul just to see her. And for 5 minutes? Surely the devil has more pull than that.

****, never thought about it... If there is a hell then I'm going to end up there regardless, but I still wouldn't sell it out of principle. Besides, there's nothing I want in life that badly. Why? Are you the Devil posing a hypothetical? If so then I'll just PM you if I happen to think of...

Very interesting story. This guy started ******* when he was 13 and never looked back, he was a ruthless man no doubt.

Vlad the Impaler definitely takes the cake. Unlike most dictators who systematically ****** their people and enemies, this guy loved to get creative with his *******. More often he just loved impaling people, which suggests some kind of sexual overcompensation.

Captain Sodomy.

Should we panic?

Thank ya for the rep bahode :hatsoff:

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King Leopold II really raked the Congo. Also Enver Pasha for the Armenian genocide.

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I got those panties for you and left them under the bed.

That's never happened to me before. It's your beauty...

I know how you feel squallumz. If I can't have her then no one should.

Seems familiar... Looks like they added 10 feet and three hours this time.

Yep, just go nine months without sex and make your woman feel unwanted. Or perhaps are you suggesting the guy get his rocks off with another woman for the time being? Sheesh, the baby doesn't even know what's going on. It's closed off. Besides, you don't have to worry about getting her pregnant...

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Weighing both perspectives. :cool:

Re: Last two speakers of dying language refuse to talk to each other as they don't ge It's like the Odd Couple with an extinct dialect thrown in. I'd see that movie.

Yep. In fact each time you have sex you run a high risk of impregnating the baby, then the baby's baby. Before the parents realize it they're great-grandparents. That's if they're lucky, otherwise you can have maybe 15 generations on your hands once the ****** gives birth. It's all in my...

Because it's fake.

"What's this huh?" "Dats my spongebob plushy" "To hell it is! It's obviously loaded with anthrax!" "What's antwax?" "Code red! Code red! All agents respond to security clearance, I got a potential terrorist on my hands!" "Whats gowing on?" "Quiet Sally, or should I say...Sally Al...

CGI chimps....CGI chimps everywhere.

Wow her with that keen college intellect.

Thanks gon. I won't let you down. :hatsoff:

Biology & genetics. Ever since I was a youngin I've wanted to genetically engineer a new species that would inflict chaos upon the world. It's still my *****.

Suede suit Jones does not approve.

Thanks for the rep Dirk :hatsoff: Let's hope so. If not then I'm sure she's on a bang bus in heaven.

I meant to say "exceptional" though. :facepalm: The joke is ruined.

On the contrary, we love you for this post. Your expectational investigative skills prompted the department of freeones to look into the matter further. The official report concluded that Bangbus is indeed fake and now they can indict the producers of Bangbros for fraud. Well done sir.

I'm surprised people are going with the lowest denominator.