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Do they happen My penis survived.

You certainly are spontaneous today. :D

Thanks. Happy to circulate her name. :hatsoff: Just recently discovered her myself.

We goin' on an Easter egg hunt? Wait, when was Easter? Who's responsibility is it to take decorations down around here?

Re: Who made you cum today? Fernandinha Fernandez

Looks like they had a large supply of Quaaludes as well.

657 6 is between 5 and 7. :D

Join ******? Nah. I just like teasing lawyers.

Well aren't you the enlightened one. :rolleyes:

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Re: Collection of sexy GIFs Eva angelina can't remember if I posted this before, but what the hell. It's damn worth repeating.

What's wrong Mexican government? Is the **** cartel cutting back on the bribes?

You must be exhausted. Two choices: 1. Just hang around with other girls. Even though she's stringing you along I'm sure she still feels possessive over you. I guarantee she'll get jealous if she see a pretty gal on your arm, and you would actually be getting some in the meantime too. Act...

I'd like to tackle that. Get it? Tackle. :elaugh: [member rebuttal]You'd probably fumble and drop the ball. Get it? You're impotent. :D[/member rebuttal] :mad: Shut up! Not all the time!

Until she lets you ***** with her then the situation is pretty much the same gloyster. It pains me to read this, how long have you been subjecting yourself to this game?

:yesyes: Fighting Dr. Eggman is a full-time job.

She's alright I suppose... *hopes Lexi reads this post and gets turned on by my indifference*

Good riddance. It was false advertising if you ask me. There were no orgies going on at my campus, believe me I looked.

Sounds sexy.

I work freelance. It's awesome.

Are you blind? My penis lengthening technique was obviously a success. My cock wins.

I hereby declare myself the winner and stake my flag in this thread.

The electric guitar. :banger:

It's gone now. Obviously *****'s words have power here... Tell them to use a wallpaper with jolly rogers. It's time to make my rule here official.

Did too. He just laid down sulking the whole time, staring at the inflatable doll that ***** left behind. He wouldn't even eat.

I'd say the invitation for sex has expired by now. You blew it.

Well that certainly explains the reason for all those natural disasters then. You're wrong though. God is neither a man nor woman, but a twinkie. I've seen it with my own eyes.

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Re: Who made you cum today? roberta Gemma

I'd say that she looks more like Tiffani-Amber Thiessen. Beside, QVC is way too uptight to have porn stars promoting their crap. Although if they did then ratings would skyrocket and they would sell more of their products.

^^^:hatsoff: HL-gmQG2OZ8

Willem's got a winning smile.

Re: Padian Study reveals HIV or Aids is not transmitted through Sex! We've Been Lied Please...stop. :facepalm: Don't worry dom, I got you covered.

Re: Who made you cum today? natalie vegas

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Thanks for the rep :hatsoff: Unfortunately I can't tell who those gals are but the blond one kinda looks like audrey elson.

Thanks for the rep. Lemme know when you're up for that road trip. :hatsoff:

I imagine a couple of inmates are using him as a urinal. :glugglug:

Re: Who made you cum today? Gabriella fox Me too! :hybrid:

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Re: Who made you cum today? adrianna deville

Re: Who made you cum today? Kylee Strutt

Nevertheless, I'm flattered. :hatsoff: