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  1. PirateKing

    >>> Reputation - Should we Reset it?

    I find it funny that the poll seems to contradict the posts in this thread, which unanimously support the reset. I guess the livid naysayers don't have anything to say but feel compelled to vote. :dunno: Gotta love democracy.
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    >>> Reputation - Should we Reset it?

    I wouldn't mind dividing down everyone's rep proportionately. I just think it's entertaining because lately I've had a competition going on with Ulysses because we've pretty much been near neck and neck when it comes to rep. Whoever gets to a rounded number first wins the pot, which...
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    >>> Reputation - Should we Reset it?

    I think all the people who are don't like the thought of getting their rep reset are too afraid to admit it because they know it's kinda silly. Hell, even I can't help but feel a little arrogant with the amount of rep I have. I do think it's overinflated though.... Is there any way to...
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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? lindsey meadows
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    Obama friend arrested for soliciting prostitute

    Obama obviously got him addicted to Hookers. Titcomb is the victim in all of this.
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    I'm Gay

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    The OC After One Too Many ...

    FYI, those aren't lines of snow. OC's hardcore like that.
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    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

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    Convert or Go To Hell

    Don't forget the hook and peg leg. I won't hesitate to plumb your bum with them either. No, that was actually my penis. It's was just dark and I'm very tiny. I don't want anybody thinking I have an outie. :nono: :hybrid:
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    Glenn Beck Leaves Fox

    Maybe if we eat right and get some sunshine then he'll disappear.
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    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

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    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

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    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

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    John Edwards on jail: "I'd rather **** myself..."

    Good to know he's thinking of his ******. :rolleyes: Egoist of the decade. Boo-fucking-hoo man.
  15. PirateKing

    What should Rachel Starr do next?

    Jump through a burning hoop on a unicycle while blindfolded, then land on a dick. No, make that 2 dicks. And she has to clear a shark tank.
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    Tragic Texas girl, 15, ***** herself in high school bathroom

    I'm wrought with indecision. I don't know whether to be happy for you because you had such a blast in HS or sad because you miss the old days. :tongue:
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    Convert or Go To Hell

    How about you gtfo of here and let doctors fix this gunshot wound before I convert your face into a crater?
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    Tragic Texas girl, 15, ***** herself in high school bathroom

    Teen years are rough. There's a lot **** that isolate themselves and wallow in their own misery without reaching out to anyone. I bottled up some of my grief too, so I know what that feels like. It's a shame the girl lacked the foresight to get through whatever trivial issues she was going through.
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    'Vampire' woman gets ‘horns’ implanted

    Finally, someone who can satisfy my demon fetish. I just gotta hit that.
  20. PirateKing

    What happened to Nikki Sinn?

    Same thing that happened to every porn star from the 90's and before generations.
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    Tilt the screen back

    You tilt the screen back.
  22. PirateKing

    Girls fart butterflies

    Cocoons are not to be used as anal suppositories. :nono:
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    Who Knew Dirk's GF was Famous?

    Those aren't farts, they're the sounds of the poor creatures her ass has swallowed, gasping their last breath.
  24. PirateKing

    ''We've become a nation of takers, not makers''

    We've also become a nation of fakers, not Quakers.
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    Italy reels in horror as Jersey Shore finally hits airwaves

    I blame MTV. There are plenty more where those guys came from. I'm not going to lie though, I got a semi chubby from seeing Ms. Orange pull off those wrestling moves. It deserves a +3. She's still at -64730 though
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    Miami Party for Kimora Klein on Friday, April 8th

    Heard something about as crash. Didn't realize it was so serious. Sounds like one of those change your life for better or worse situations. Best of luck to her recovery.
  27. PirateKing

    >>> We're moving to vBulletin 4! Finally!

    I'm just jealous that you got Kagney to accept your friend request. Whatever though, she's made her intent clear. :mad: I don't need her or her cutesy voice schtick. She probably has bad ********* memories concerning pirates. They must have ****** her dog or something. What can you do...
  28. PirateKing

    Duke lacrosse accuser in jail... again.

    I wonder if Nancy Grace will cover this.
  29. PirateKing

    PLEASE! help me figure out this song!

    I found it. You pay now. 49boLpHyj8U
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    i need to find out the name of this song and who sings it

    I think people could care less about helping him find this song. At this point they're just content from ********* him with terrible music, as am I.
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    The most messed thing in porn i ever seen

    Correction: it's the most messed up thing in porn that you are allowed to post or even just mention on freeones.
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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? Jynx maze
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    Facials

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    Favorite Boy Band

    Katie! It was Katie! This is for you Katie, wherever you are.... Z6W56HwPOQg
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    Favorite Boy Band

    I remember when I was a young lad and the backstreet boys were a hot sensation. After school I would hang out at the YMCA because my parents had to work. I vividly remember this cute bubbly dance teacher there who played the Backstreet boys while going choreography with other ****. She didn't...
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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? renae cruz
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    i need to find out the name of this song and who sings it

    Do you think you can recall more lyrics? Adult Image Hosting
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    i need to find out the name of this song and who sings it

    If you knew any more of the words you could just google it. Not many people face this problem nowadays, as long as they hang on to ten words.
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    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

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    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

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  42. PirateKing

    :hatsoff: Thanks for the rep. Love me some Sarah Blue.

    :hatsoff: Thanks for the rep. Love me some Sarah Blue.
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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? tia tanaka
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    I ****** the test and reached the first graduate level!

    A fight challenge eh? Bring. It. On. I've been doing some leveling up too. I've got the Rocky montage goin'.
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    Facials

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    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

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    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

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    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

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