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Perhaps. I did steal it from him though. Wait....oh man, you too? :facepalm: I see being a mod gets you the exclusive gossip. I'm jealous. I'll have to interrogate him about it then. I'll buy it back from you guys for 22 bucks. You can find much bigger and more sanitary detachable penises.

No, but I know a girl who wanted to wanted to star in Bangbus. I told her "Bangbus is fake, it's faaaake!", but she wouldn't listen. She ventured out to look for the Bangbus so she could be famous, and I haven't seen her since. A part of me hopes she found that stardom she was looking for, but...

No, but I found a half eaten hot dog. Thankfully it was just a hot dog. Nah, sometimes I leave in the medicine cabinet but not this time. I called some people from the party but they were no help. I'm getting desperate. I really don't like being without my penis for too long, it makes me feel...

They can?

If it was then I'd have an idea about where it might be. Yes it was, thank goodness. Yeah, I can leave it at home when I think it's going to get me in trouble, or I can rent it out. But now and then I go to a party, get *****, and the next morning I can't for the life of me remember what I...

Then you deliberately let Leggy eat your ****, which is deliciously evil.

Most days I **** up hoping you're next to me, you sexy motha fuckah.

This wouldn't happen if you two knew how to use the toilet like civilized people.

DOA is clearly just a plaything for Whims.

With a bad hangover, and my penis was missing again. This happens all the time, it's detachable

Worms? I wonder who gave him those...

Damn it people! Can't you see L3ggy is waiting to be walked?

Unanimously disliked by most of the board members?

mmm...drop!

Patience comrade. We have to ease them into the ideology.

Song? I thought that was from 40 year old Virgin. Don't get me started Diva. I'll finish those lyrics to the end, don't think I won't.

I just remembered that the green *****'s name was rachel Nichols. Why is she not on the list? Great taste sir.

Nah, that would lower the standards of what we consider to be a rep worthy post. Unless you still think we should be limited to a certain number of reps a day. I don't mean to give any of the members here hummers but some people post quite a lot of quality posts, and only one or two out of ten...

What about that green babe in that recent star trek movie?

I'm gonna go with 10,000.

You think you can do it before the new rep is enacted? I might be able to but you....tsk tsk. Prove yourself Ulysess.

Pay no mind to him Busen.

:facepalm: :facepalm:

What happened to your dialect sunaman?

I've been looking for this woman's name for a while now. Is this all the content she has? I expected her to be a big sensation in Japan like maria ozawa or hitomi tanaka.

:dunno: He joined in February. Either he was created in advance or it really is just some new guy. Chickenlover was a laugh though.

Don't do it pete. Who knows what's in that stuff...

looks like brandy edwards

This is what I like to call a struggle of epic proportions.

Fantastic. Don't underestimate the educational value of porn. :yesyes:

:hatsoff: Thanks for the rep friend. Best part about that song is that it's 14 minutes long.

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Re: Who made you cum today? jada stevens dat azz...

I can't use a gif for my avatar. Even if it's under the file size requirement it still won't work.

I thought it might be. She's different than I remember her though.

Haven't listened to this song in a while. good ole 90's igYSL5osIZM

How are they candid if you're posing? Nevertheless, very sexy.

Repetitive people.

Joiseeey!

Woe is me. The I.D. system has failed me. I suppose I'm gonna have to make the most of this gif.

I hear ya, Austrians are the devil's minions. Except maybe that guy with the mustache. He was sexy.

Isn't there suppose to be a cap to the amount of videos you can put in a single post? I'm usually not a stickler for the rules but there's a limit to much head a person can give to someone who doesn't deserve it before I ***** my entrails.

Can't say I've ever had a threatening phone call from someone's angry spanish boyfriend. I'm glad I can live vicariously through you.

Whore. Freud would see the sexual undertones in your retarded tales. They're clearly riddled with innuendos.

Depends on how much time you paid her for.

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Story of my life.

yep on the metro?

It's been a while.