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Re: Who made you cum today? chanel preston

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What have I done? :facepalm: Now we wait for my bitchiness to be redirected back to me by tenfold.

I was ready to suck it up, but I broke down in happy tears when I found out it was all a joke. Shame on you Petra. :nono: Haha yeah, what's up with that? He should have been a snob and ignored all his friend requests, while maintaining only a short list of OSCM's who never post.

Mmmmmm.... :drool2:

Several centuries from now some prestigious mutant professors from Xavier university (akin to Harvard/Oxford) will be studying my bones. :hybrid:

Ahhhh ya got me.

Hell yeah I am. Jealous?

Tell them I'm not in right now.

Damn I was just dealing with that problem too. Fuckin routers! :mad:

Sounds like sour grapes to me. I myself will find a way to recombine my DNA with that of a mutant and join the effort to eradicate humans.

A variation.

Gather around youngins, I will tell you of the origins of April fools When the Christians first encountered Pagans, the Pagans celebrated a festival on the first of April that was very similar to Christmas. The Christians would give them mocking gifts, calling the Pagans "April Fools" - until...

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Re: Who made you cum today? lindsey lovehands

Are we talking Futurama mutants or x-men mutants?

Better get my stroke video in before this thread gets closed. Uy8N0PGvq8A

Bros better get me 2 hos for every one I have to sacrifice for their sake. A true bro doesn't get between me and my ho's though.

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Holy ****!

what line? ;) Thanks for the rep :hatsoff:

Are you? :rubbel:

Re: Who made you cum today? samantha ryan

Well done, I'm proud of you. :hatsoff:

She also goes by kitty lea ;)

:hatsoff: Thank you Lungz. You're doing a mighty fine job.

No idea, but I'm motivated enough to take it to the ID section. Be right back. :hatsoff:

I gots ta know.

Hmmm.... :dunno: I got nothi- Wapow! http://hosting01.hotchyx.com/adult-image-hosting-56/4639tumblr_lc9hsxEUxR1qf3s0ho1_500.jpg shazam! http://hosting01.hotchyx.com/adult-image-hosting-56/3525tumblr_l8r273wTFa1qbcnh5o1_500.jpg should i keep going...

And that's his platform? :facepalm: You're right, you do sound crazy.

Nah man it's Pirates Encroaching Tight-assed Aristocrats

I think the important question is: will he be admitted to the Guinness world records for being the laziest bastard in the world?

I'm all for not wearing fur but it's going to take more than a strip tease to get me to put down my cheeseburger. Also I've seen hotter **** spokesmodels.

America is not defined by race. I find it funny that whites are being labeled the minority when going against the sum of all the other ethnicities.

That falls under the "holier than thou" attitude. :mad: I despise holier than thous...

Lovely.

If you don't want people to think that then why did you become a mod? :tongue:

Don't you mean 30? 1 for each hole.

Seeing as how I love women more than cars and the fact that a Mercedes is too pretentious for me, I'd obviously have to go with Nina.

Whatever. The rest of the world can suck our tiny dicks.

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I think screaming teenage girls should be isolated to their own country so that Beiber can just stay there.

Thanks :hatsoff: You have some rep comin to you too but I have to wait some hours.