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  1. PirateKing

    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

    Re: Collection of sexy GIFs Now this gif has been quoted 5 times in a row.
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    do you like Angelina Jolie? does she give you a big boner?

    Not a bad ball sack for an elderly man.
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    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

    Re: Collection of sexy GIFs The movie is called Belladonna: No Warning. The other two are Venus and Lauren phoenix.
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    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

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    Facials

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    Facials

    :iloveyou: LL
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    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

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    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

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    Can't ***** I keep wanking over this chick! am I not normal?

    Make sure you're compensating with plenty of vitamin E. You don't want to expend more than you're consuming.
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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? Jayna oso
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    Lemonpart

    Certainly not three old men sucking each other off, that ****'s sick.... *Quietly tucks dingaling back in pants.*
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    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

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    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

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    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

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    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

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    Shifty: Smoother than grease, hotter than hell!

    If the decibel is high enough he can take out a city block. That's the power of rock n' roll.
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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? tyra moore
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    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

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    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

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    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

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  21. PirateKing

    Kraft Dinner or Velveeta?

    Me lie? How dare you sir. I never lie about my mac & cheese.
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    Real B's over Fake D's anyday

    :facepalm: Seriously? Bondage and discipline of course. He prefers real bondage over fake discipline. Who doesn't?
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    Kraft Dinner or Velveeta?

    It's just a little. It won't make it runny. Even if mixing it with milk thins it out the boil will make it thicken.
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    Kraft Dinner or Velveeta?

    Shut yo mouth boy. You gotta use milk when making Kraft anyways, and it's not a lot of milk. The cheese and milk are both dairy so what the deal? Pssh...
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    Kraft Dinner or Velveeta?

    What's the difference? In both cases you should mix them with milk and boil it in a separate sauce pan.
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    Kraft Dinner or Velveeta?

    You gotta boil the power/sauce with the milk before mixing it with the pasta so that doesn't happen. If you add the milk and powder with the pasta at once then of course it's not going to distribute well. Amateurs.
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    Ant vs. Spider

    Obviously fate has something large in store for that ant. Perhaps he'll lead the ant revolution.
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    Osama Bin Laden is dead

    I guess it would be quite the tourist attraction. Bring the ****, see Laden's head.
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    Osama Bin Laden is dead

    Whoop de whoop, that solves 1 out of 100 problems. Not really a big deal considering it took 10 years and unless it dissolves Al Queda someone will just take his place. At least it provides some closure for the 9/11 attacks though
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    Oh just the usual things. Scurvy, naval fleets, sea monsters...

    Oh just the usual things. Scurvy, naval fleets, sea monsters...
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    I'm survivin'.

    I'm survivin'.
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    Ant vs. Spider

    :mad: You sent the big spider didn't you? Give me my $50!
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    Ant vs. Spider

    Sounds like a steal. I'll wager $50 on the spider. *watches vid* Haha, that ant's all tied up now. Nowhere to go. It's in the bag. Finish him! Do it! ..... Wait, wha-what?! Who the fuck is that? Are you kidding me?! No! No!! Shenanigans I say! :cussing: ****** Fucker... Did not see...
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    Charlie Sheen

    Do tell.
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    Damn, I forgot to reply to your Easter comment. :shy: Well I'm here now. How goes it maley?

    Damn, I forgot to reply to your Easter comment. :shy: Well I'm here now. How goes it maley?
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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? allison grey
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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? victoria rae
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    Keiran Lee ruins Brazzers scenes for me

    Johnny Sins is a hunk. You didn't hear that from me though. ;)
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    Fuck all Religion!

    The problem here is sectarianism. Sectarianism in general shouldn't exist, whether it be religious or atheistic. Enough with the broad statements about religion being pointless, it's annoying.
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    What pisses you off?

    Braggers. I gotta hear that **** every day.
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    Just my luck...

    Terrific...
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    The thing’s hollow — it goes on forever — and —

    I'll be the first to ask: can he see Uranus?
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    *****, how was I born?

    Someone needs to clean those curtains.
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    A Story -- gotta get this off my chest!

    Cool story bro.
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