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  1. PirateKing

    L3ggy shows his true colors.

    L3ggy just learned a valuable lesson about his own limitations. qhRDucUG_fE
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    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

    Re: Collection of sexy GIFs
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    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

    Re: Collection of sexy GIFs
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    This Is Me Right Now...

    Let's jam bitches. Who brought their instruments?
  5. PirateKing

    This Is Me Right Now...

    I have a PhD in bringing the funk.
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    Funny Gifs

    Re: Collection of funny GIFs Obi-wan strikes again.
  7. PirateKing

    Cthulhu - Skeleton Found!

    I though Ctulu was an invertebrate.
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    Got a light?

    This one's a real Fire-crotch.
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    Royal wedding thread!

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    I'd Hit It So Hard ...

    Get out.
  11. PirateKing

    Hitomi Tanaka vs. Petra Verkaik

    I like both, but I'm a one woman man. Therefore the only solution is to fuse them together on a molecular level and have myself some Petomi Tanakaik.
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    Crouching Tiger

    *Karate chops sandwich* Ha! What a weakling.... Keep training.
  13. PirateKing

    A solution to war

    I was always under the impression that those who instigated wars already had something up their rectum, and that was the problem.
  14. PirateKing

    What happened to Chasey Lain

    That was a good movie.
  15. PirateKing

    >>> Guess the FairyTale for a Chance to Win a Pass to Got Gisele or Viorotica!

    :facepalm: Those weren't serious answers FYI. They weren't even close to giving away the real answers. Whatever, it wasn't my best joke anyway.
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    The 91-Year-Old Woman Selling $60 Suicide Kits

    Isn't jumping off a bridge free?
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    >>> Guess the FairyTale for a Chance to Win a Pass to Got Gisele or Viorotica!

    EDIT: Pm the answer to Petra. :rubbel:
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    America hit by deadly tornados as worst storm outbreak in 40 years cuts through South

    Re: America hit by deadly tornados as worst storm outbreak in 40 years cuts through S
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    In the morning I got in a fight with myself, I got the bruises to prove it.

    Did you at least get your 52 weekly paychecks? Fk2fDJPS6aw&feature=related
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    Be a porn director

    No lemonparty deception? I'm astonished.
  21. PirateKing

    Really?

    fap
  22. PirateKing

    My diarrhea is back!

  23. PirateKing

    World's Longest Ear Hair

    He could have at least combed it for the picture. It's all nappy and ****...
  24. PirateKing

    Really?

    fap
  25. PirateKing

    I'd Hit It So Hard ...

    I hope that red tunic works, because I'm gonna scorch her with my burnin' love. And I hope that blue tunic works, cause I'm gonna drown her in my- ..Wait, how old are they?
  26. PirateKing

    Batman has met his match

    I'm happy that my longcat thread is finally getting the recognition it deserves. Did you guys get the pun at the bottom? Lengths. I must have laughed a good 15 times.
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    Lonely Island

    Frank Zappa invented that genre...I think.
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    Potential new girlfriend has a stalker ex, what do I do?

    I'm predicting this thread will be closed soon as well... Keep us updated though Gloy Boy.
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    I tried to spy on my girl

    Good, your posts keep us entertained. Just look how popular this thread is.
  30. PirateKing

    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? sindee jennings
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    I tried to spy on my girl

    I can't wait to see how this obsession further develops. Soon you'll be starting consecutive threads titled: "what's the best place to surprise women with **********", "how do you hide a dead body?", and finally "need a good lawyer". Not that you would even take any of our advice on those...
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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? Gauge
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    Hottest ***** with no tits

    none of the above
  34. PirateKing

    Reason why some gals never do well in studies.

    Yeah man, lowest of blows indeed. PirateKing? Moar liek MisogynistKing, amirite fellahs?
  35. PirateKing

    Hottest pornstar with bad tits

    Just because they're A cups doesn't mean they're necessarily "bad".
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    bf's cock

    Why is it important to know what we think? You have eyes too, just judge it for yourself.
  37. PirateKing

    Tanner Mayes Thanks her Fans for Naming Her XBIZ Best New Starlet signs w/ LA Direct

    Re: Tanner Mayes Thanks her Fans for Naming Her XBIZ Best New Starlet signs w/ LA Dir :wtf: I'm not even a fan of her. I musta been on a sugar high.
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    Reason why some gals never do well in studies.

    I thought it was because they're women.
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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? nikki delano
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    TOC Vending Inc Needs Testers

    Someone honestly had to photoshop the snickers bar between the tits? Why are there no legit pics of snicker's cleavage? That's advertising genius.
  41. PirateKing

    Greatest invention ever

    Wow.... the tits... and the guitar... Jizz overload man, jizz overload.
  42. PirateKing

    Help finding Howard Stern video/images (old school)

    Why are you going to such lengths to look for some obscure episode with some obscure stripper? @Meester, aw I was just getting used to Sarducci.
  43. PirateKing

    Porn is Great!

    It's alright I guess... Indeed.
  44. PirateKing

    Wtfail?

    Is that the Nick Jr. face on his boxers?
  45. PirateKing

    Word Association

    love
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