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Yes...a Poodle (go on, laugh..) Have you ever.. turned up to a party to which you weren't actually invited?

No (post a link and I'll take a look) Have you ever.. swore in front of a VIP

Former Everton footballer Graeme Sharpe made 447 appearances for the club.

No Have you ever.. got a promotion off the back of someone else's efforts?

Five...of what? -------------------------------------- If you don't mind, I'll kickstart this thread off again with a new one. Gimme 5.. Rock/Pop bands who reformed after (at least) 10 years apart.

Rabbit - Small part of a Rabbi Dragsters - Men dress as women, who race each other. Noel Edmonds - empty vacuous space, that occurs inside a sweater Floorboard - lower part of a room that is utterly fed-up. Politician - slimy reptile that lies and screws money out of people.

I have no idea who he is, but I'll play safe and say twat... I mean Fool. Actor Viggo Mortensen

No Have you ever.. gone to a ******/friends house and had to go for a crap...and layed an absolute stinker? (lol)

NEWS JUST IN.. Osama Bin Laden found... in my pants

so, it's come to this...answering my own fucking threads. I pour the head and shoulders into the water and use the Kermit the frog signed photo to whip up some soap lather. The sharks, blinded and half-****** by the soap-suds, come to the surface, at which point I tie one of the 'Travolta'...

No Have you ever lied to a police officer?

Attempt the challenge others reach the heights failure is likely Haiku? :dunno::helpme:

I was specifically refering to none-advert movies and the such...but you're right about the shameless self-promotion by the Beeb. It amuses me how 'stringent' the Beeb can be when it suits it. I've actually seen them blank-out certain company logos during programmes. Although it doesn't stop...

Elephants have good memories?!!...it's a fucking lie Last time I went on a pub-crawl, my mate Dumbo 'forgot' to buy his round of drinks!..bastard!

Twin mountains of desire. I reach the summits and look I am not the first to have conquered here

and they never called it a war..it was a conflict/crisis.:dunno: I don't really understand how it can still be publicly funded and also have it backed by the laws of the country, that we HAVE to pay. The Beeb isn't run by, or for, a political party, so why should the incumbent party be willing...

This was 18months ago..I've had lots of teas since then.

Ohh...two-finger stick-up I think I'm a bit upset about that..:helpme:

As much as I **** to admit it, I would trade places with David Beckham..if only to score a winning goal in a cup final..and maybe show Posh the proper way to take it doggy-style.

I agree totally.. Ross hasn't been funny for the last five years(at least) McCall is a talentless whiny-ass and Graham Norton out to be put back on his flying saucer and sent back to Mars. It beats me HOW the BBC can be short of cash. They are GIVEN Billions in licence fees, they make many...

Rowan Atkinson is a comedy genius.

Great..once we get our hands on it we can start drilling, building, poisoning, tipping waste..etc

I stumbled across this...an unbelievable story, starting with a bottle of malt vinegar and ending (almost) in a court case. http://www.customerssuck.com/board/showthread.php?t=166 :hatsoff:Hats off to the guy for standing his ground:hatsoff:

I once cried out "OH MY GOD!...look at the state of those curtains..I really must give them a clean" Actually..that's a big, whopping, smelly lie...it was the wallpaper that needed a clean. I wondered who was making that snoring noise..:*****::*****::*****:

I've been unable to get into ... blog recently.. I keep coming up against this page, EDIT - Do not link to full sets. Read the board rules. Even when I click to continue, I just come back to the same page. Anyone else having this problem?

Third finger, left hand...then, onto the curvier bits.

more like a nightmare..huh?;)

This type of thing interests me greatly..thanks for the link Dave.:hatsoff:

A simple enough task.. Think up some subjects that the member above might have done and what sort of comments a teacher might say about them. eg: Hotrod11inches. English: Poor - habitually lies and talks crap most of the time. Constantly interrupting and talking about himself - seems to be...

The only 'yellow' outfit that springs to mind is in '****-Bill' But I don't think any of the other clues fit the movie.

It's not so much the monotony...it's having to wind them up again, half-way through it.

It is interesting to note what is happening with some of the major artists, when coinsidering ******* downloads. You have Prince giving away his music through newspapers, Radiohead asking for donations and now even Madonna seems to have got fed-up with the music companies. I can see the day...

I suppose the best way to think of it.. Could you (if it came to it) successfully convince a judge/jury that already owning a recording and subsequently downloading it, does not actually deprive the record company of a sale? Could you argue that the download was for a 'back-up' purposes and...

Hmm..interesting thought. Would they come complete, or in kit form? It would be nice to think that you could have inter-changeable asses/tits/pussies...choose whichever suits your mood.

The fact that George Bush isn't considered to be the sharpest blade in the ***** drawer...I wouldn't think it's possible that he knows 'anything':2 cents: Yeah, I can't believe how much stick Uranus seems to get.. [insert giggle here];)

Not to mention the fact that all the servos and gears would make a whining/droning noise...just like the real thing. Anyway..there's a chance of catching an STD (Sexual transmitted download):D Yup... http://board.freeones.com/showpost.php?p=1695078&postcount=314

Not that I can remember.. Have you ever been mistaken for someone famous?

I'd like to say.. Isn't there already a thread for posting your thoughts? such as.. http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=148731

Scientists study what it feels like to die.. http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,91059-1288310,00.html hmmm...strangely they haven't got 'being fucked to death by a sex-crazed nymphomaniac pornstar' on the list

Yup..I remember posting a comment about this, some time ago. Just another 'Death of Superman' hype story.

Sorry...I just don't see it. ;)

I now pronounce you, man and robot http://www.livescience.com/technology/071012-robot-marriage.html

Those square cans that corned-beef comes in.. Fucking useless...the key is often missing and when you do manage to get the key turning, the metal strip either gets twisted or it breaks.. Then of course you have to resort to a tin opener...except of course that your average tin opener won't get...

It has happened to me a few times, but not in the last 12-15 years though. Worse than the actual paralysis, was a 'buzzing' feeling inside my head..almost like my head was being subjected to an electrical shock. I woke up with mild headaches on at least two occasions.

Most white-bronco drivers are innocent...even if we should know better.;)

WTF?? http://ratprincess.homestead.com/index.html Words fail me..

Lee Evans

Can I frisk all the female jurors? (only the hot ones, mind you..)

Do they sell those strange-shaped fruit 'n' veg... you know..carrots shaped like dicks and melons shaped like...erm...melons?

56.2% of stats are made up on the spot....72.9% of people know that.