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No worries...Gone with the wind is often repeated;)

I don't know any of your 'friends'...but I'm more than happy to hang out with/for them.

When Jellyfish ******!! http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30100-1293807,00.html Weird and sad...for the fish

Well, looks like the England players can spend their summer holidays next year, sunning themselves on a sandy beach and touring the car showrooms for their next Ferrari. Meanwhile, should England boss Steve McClaren pack his bags, or should he have more time to get it right?

Truth Time-Travel will be possible one day....

Some images.. http://www.movieweb.com/news/91/24491.php

That'll teach you.... Never play truth or dare with nuns...they always win.

Excuse me, could someone tell me where the exit is...PLEASE!

You mean like Terry & June, but with tits?

You awful, awful man...;):crash:

Fucking amateur... Doesn't he know that wheel nuts are best taken of with a hand-grenade..:rolleyes:

Myth You will catch a cold, just from standing in the cold.

Yes we're evil.. but we're ever-so-polite about it.. "I say, would you mind terribly, if I we're to cut off your head?... oh thanks, so awfully decent of you.." hatsoff:

Truth Steve McClaren is capable of winning the next world cup with England

Myth The answer to Life, the universe and everything..is 42

Truth J. Edgar Hoover liked to cross-dress..

Truth Robots, will one day, rule the world and destroy mankind..

Fact Hotrod11inches is the world's greatest lover...

I hope that Candy-van comes to my street... I'll do anything for some sweet, sweet candy.:anonymous

Truth 9/11 was an 'inside job'

Here's your chance to give a definitive answer to the questions which often puzzle lonely, ******* people, sitting in pubs, with nothing better to do with their lives. All I want is an answer 'Truth' or 'Myth'... Give an answer, then post a question of your own.. Anyone caught trying to start...

Waltz?

Actually...no. :*****:

:mad:^^^He stole my joke^^^:mad:

:mad:^^^He stole my joke^^^:mad:

Fool Charles Bronson

Spartacus Unlucky wig salesman, decides to take all his pals on a countrywide pub crawl across Italy, whilst being pursued by the cast of a stage-play re-enactment of 'Julius Caesar'. Gets into a spot of bother, when he gets a local farmer's ******** pregnant. He panics and makes for the...

oh yes..I could go for a bit of that!

Raquel Welch.. Waaay hotter now, than she was back then. Check out the one-piece white bikini shots, here.. http://www.leninimports.com/raquel_welch_gallery.html

Is there no end to the ******* they inflict on us:eek:

Alonso packs his bags/dummy/ego and leaves McLaren .. http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30200-1291283,00.html

I'll have to pass..since I know of no pornstars that resemble yellow frogs.

-EDIT- Curse your 'Database Errors':mad:

MAKE IT SO...

The door 'got wood'

mmmmm...wet boobies

The Wild Geese Mild-mannered goose-farmer, becomes distraught when some ******-liberation fanatics, set all his birds loose. He finally catches up with them in Africa, where they have flown for a two-week safari holiday. Tragically, the man is trampled by a herd of Aardvarks, just as he gets...

I should point out that I'm the only one in my home at the moment...so nobody cares about what the hell I like!

I'm curious... But that's another story.. In the meantime, would you say that your persona on Freeones is just like in your non-board life? Or does your character change completely once your here? I'm going to be very boring (for a change) and say that I'm pretty much the same here as I am...

Twelve Monkeys Made-for-TV movie about how the jury came to their decision to acquit O.J. Simpson, in his ****** trial.

Y'know...I used to look at my fridge and wonder 'what the hell is that lil' freezer compartment for?...and those puny lil' ice cube trays?..' My questions were answered, when I saw that vid..

Blade Insomniac man who fancies a midnight toastie-cheese snack, finds that he cannot fulfil his desire because he is lacking a decent breadknife. He decides to visit an all-nite store, in search of the perfect bread ***** to make his task easier. No vampire or 'no blades sold to ********...

It's just like when you get an accident on the motorway..you know it's going to be horrible, but you've just got to look.

The Haunted swing.. Vid: http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,22651563-13762,00.html Keep watching the middle swing...fucking weird! ****** Ted - The long lost episode Three Priests steal money.. to keep girlfriends.. they hide the money... in a business called .. 'Shag'

Punishable by death....or at the very least a ban and a good talking to.

Apocalypse Now Story of the 1972 world-surfing championships. Competitors have to endure Napalm, tigers and cute puppies in order to win the coveted 'Golden turd' trophy. First place goes to a mad helicopter pilot, but only after one of the judges is knocked-off for being too fat and boring.

Dammit!...I mean yes;)