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Re: >>>> If I were Hugh Hefner for One Day...Win a Playboy Watch!!! Pooper-prod?

Re: >>>> If I were Hugh Hefner for One Day...Win a Playboy Watch!!! I doubt even Heff' could muster 500 words on why he likes to be himself..

I can't believe that there isn't a thread for this beauty.. Now there is!! :hatsoff:

I can't believe that...if it were true, half the board would already be locked away for the good of mankind.

I'm always polite, because that's the way I was brought up. It's a shame that 'young-uns' these days seem to lack even the basic levels of pliteness and decorum. My way of thinking is, it costs nothing to be nice and yet can be a reward in itself. As for chivalry being dead, I think it's the way...

Simple.. Two words that are somehow connected by another missing word(link) eg: Excalibur - ___________ - Starship Enterprise (clue: an actor) answer: Patrick Stewart (starred in Excalibur and was captain of the Enterprise) The two words can be anything..people/places/objects. Just...

The Tide is Cummin' in..

Learn about porn and Trigonometry in one easy lesson..

She looks a knockout there... or should that be 'Knockers-out'?

God No... She'd be pissed if I woke her up to tell her just that.

Anyone remember Coventry footballer Dave Busst breaking his leg in a game against Manchester United, a few years back? Bones right through the side of his shin...ouch!

I agree. BTW: The F.A.'s 'hitlist' is down to two candidates.. http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30100-1295060,00.html

So I suppose that Virgin olive-oil is out of the question for frying?

It's just the Venusians powering up their planet-disintegration photon beam discomboblulator weapon.

Actually, my behaviour has been top-notch all year.. Unfortunately, most, if not all of my good deeds went un-noticed. Typically, the one bad deed that I did, was the one that was remembered.. I mean, is sodomizing 53 Nuns with a cucumber, really such a bad thing??:dunno:

At least you didn't sink to the depths of 'Duncan Norvelle' (remember him?..)

:weeping: You Bastard!...you said that you'd never tell a soul..:weeping:

Poggy's 'Magnum Opus'

Prostitute offers 27 hours of sex, on TV Telethon. http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20071128/od_nm/prostitute1_dc_1 Man finds naked 25 year old woman in his apartment. http://www.azcentral.com/12news/news/articles/1128abrk-naked1128-ON-CP.html Does he: A) Jump on her. B) Jump on her and make...

Elvis Costello - Oliver's Army (Oliver Cromwell)

...and call it 'The Joshua Stump'

Still waiting for the 'adorable' bit....

Eric Clapton - Layla (Pattie Boyd)

No!.... don't let him anywhere near the job. The man's obviously insane if he's asking for it! .:1orglaugh;)

It had better be GOOD.. I'm talking about plotlines, props, *******-my-pants funny and ********* guest stars...or I'll be mildly annoyed.;)

Sure.. just let me uncup those little beauties and let you have a quick glimpse. more Famke! http://knuttz.net/hosted_pages/Famke-Janssen-20071125

****** Sledge - Frankie (Frank Sinatra)

U2 - Angel of Harlem (Billie Holiday)

Beckham buys Santa for his ****..(last paragraph of article) http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30200-1294217,00.html Okay, I know he's entitled to do what he pleases with his money..but this is just bordering on the ridiculous. If you're going to hire a Santa, why not do it for some less...

Achtung Baby wasn't far behind. BTW - 'The Joshua Tree' was the first CD I ever bought.

I just stumbled upon this site. http://www.joshuatreenationalpark.net/u2tree.htm Some guy made a trip to the mojave desert in search of the Joshua tree that adorns the U2 album of the same name. Sadly the tree has long since fallen (probably as far back as #2000). It may seem a pointless trip...

Elton John - Candle in the Wind (Marilyn Monroe)

One of them is an empty thoughtless shell, full of air, with nothing between the ears....and the other is a blow-up doll.

Let DVC have another go..:dunno::thumbsup:

Simple idea - post a song that is about someone famous and the person's name. eg: U2 - Pride in the name of love (Martin Luther King). Dexy's Midnight Runners - Geno (Geno Washington)

Man gets beaten by his fiance...for being bald. http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2610241.html?menu=news.quirkies

Just a door handle. Mind you, they seem to be struggling to keep the door shut, but it's too dark to see whats on the other side.

I have to say, that I am not in the least bit convinced, that the F.A. will 'get it right' when they choose the next England manager. All I see are the same stuffed-shirts, following the same tired old procedures, trying to talk themselves up, when in actual fact they haven't a clue of what they...

Did Kacey ask for 'Some more pork please' at the dinner table?.

Yes, but they still out-acted the recipients...

Yup "OH FOR FUCKS SAKE RON...YOU GOT CUM ON MY CURTAINS AGAIN!"

Does it have a good plot? 'Cos if it has...I ain't watchin' it.

Just out of curiosity...HOW do you convince 16 girls to lie naked, in a circle, on a cold wooden floor?

I feel the urge to splurge.. Oh, BTW..I also like Freeones

'Fried green cum at the Penis-stop cafe':D

'My Penis is a Mountain...' (well known national anthem of Croatia) http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2609509.html?menu=news.quirkies Coming soon... God save the Queer.

Origin of Porn... I thought this was the long-lost sequel to Darwin's 'Origin of Species':dunno:

Yaaaaayyy!!..The awesome power of Freeones polls! (or possibly something to do with bad results, The F.A. , disgruntled fans etc..)