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Just saw the trailer..looks waaaay more gruesome than the first movie. http://www.******-disgusting.com/bdtv/Player.php?id=1078 Anything has to be an improvement on the first one.

Just in... It has been reported that three mysterious people, riding a three-man tandem, have been going around causing mischief and mayhem wherever they go. After much investigation, by yours truly,( mainly in pubs and bars close to my home), I can finally reveal the identities of these three...

WARNING - YOU'LL NEED A STRONG STOMACH TO READ THE LINK Bad: Man is ****** by his 'pet' Black Widow spider Worse: His pet Lizards make a meal of him. WTF: He's finished off by some termites. UGH!

Maybe the ***** that rushed from your head to your dick, is taking it's time to get back... In the meantime, you experience mental lapses..such as falling down the stairs, dropping a toilet seat on you dick, forgetting to take the sheep back to it's field..

Why?..do you all have long mop-like hair or something?;) I am working on a second lot of webcam posts, but it takes time...I can only go as fast as my plagiarism will allow.:hatsoff: Especially after visiting the Erica Campbell thread..

http://xpock.com/2007/08/15/funny-and-clever-toilet-prank

Well, that was a waste of three minutes..

Ditto those..and anything with Davina ****** McCall in it..she fucking irritates me.

Oh no..Mathematic-type thingies...my brain much hurty:*****:

D..E..E..P....:rolleyes: Mind you... I remember back in the late eighties, 'Tiffany' sang 'I think were alone now'.. she obviously had some knowledge back then, that has since eluded UFOligists and astronomers alike.

Yeah, I keep him locked up, Way Down in my cellar, he's All Shook Up about it and keeps pleading with me 'Don't Be Cruel'. Serves him right for taking The Girl Of My Best Friend...the Hound Dog!

Yes, but I made the rules like that to make the game deliberately difficult..it's not too much to ask is it? :)

http://funnyimagedump.com/image/116/ghostbusters-and-jesus/

For those of you who need reminding...

My mum always said 'Like it, or lump it'...er, no thanks to either option.

Shame about the entry and exit technique. http://www.blogaum.com.br/danos-no-cerebro-causados-pelo-boxe/ :1orglaugh

http://xpock.com/?p=1544

Wiggles - Toupees for dogs http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2007390633,00.html With amusing pic

This country has gone to the dogs..

Interesting question.. But, a better question would be 'Do other threads like this one, exist?'

You're making the mistake of confusing performance with economy. 200mph is purely a definition of speed (performance). Manufacturers publish 'urban' mpg figures for cars..this is the true yardstick of economy.(or so they would have you believe)

Haven't any of you read 'The hitchhikers guide to the galaxy'? The Vogons are clearing a passage for an interstellar space bypass.. As you can see, they have cleared that particular section of space and they will get round to us in due course, so just sit calmly and wait.

My spidey-sense is tingling...I think a crazy thread poll is coming

I'll give a bonus clue Danny

Jo Guest... Lovely and scrumptious

But...isn't that the way that golf-carts should be driven? No-one in a sane/sober state of mind would drive one of those.

I've also heard that mens wisdom teeth are directly connected to their bollocks...so when you get a tooth pulled, you lose a ball as well. two words that certainly should not be used in this thread.:helpme:

Hmm...I think he's wrong. keep guessing

If only there were someone that could answer this. Perhaps a medical-type person, but where could you go to find such a person I wonder?

nope

1) School 2) Love 3) Cool 4) Music 5) Lightning

Sensible Soccer. I've got the 96 Euro Championship version for PC..I still love to play it.

Eraserhead?

Yeah...I'm thinking the same thing:dunno:

http://www.100bucksbabes.com/zoe-car

1) Peter Sellers 2) Comedy 3) Kite 4) Strike 5) Factory

Enemy Mine?

Bad: Man dies from heart ****** Worse: he was found wearing 15 bras and and a mini skirt belonging to his ex-wife (or should that be ex-widow?!) http://www.bangkokpost.com/breaking_news/breakingnews.php?id=121033

I would have said ***** Nation..but I think that was a series rather than a movie. Only other guess is ***** 3

Women are like.. aeroplanes. get inside her several times a day and take her to heaven and back.. (thanks to captain Flashheart from Blackadder, for that one) Women are like.. Classic cars. At first, it's love at first sight. You **** up each morning and can't can't wait to run your hands...

'Bout time you had yourself a deserved ****..just like the chaps in the film:thumbsup:

Oliver Twist by Charles Dickens

Why you are here at Freeones? ...because the doctors at the asylum said I could go free as long as I mingled with 'like' people and not disturb the good, honest people of society.;)

No..

1) War 2) Ambulance 3) **** 4) alcoholic 5) nurses

The Omen?

Has to be Tremors in any case..it's holdol who posts the next clues.

I'd like one that can delete repeated threads..

Rocky horror picture show?

I thought this game up whilst at work..mainly because I'm always thinking up excuses for things that I do wrong. I will suggest an awkward and/or embarrassing situation that the next person finds themselves in..(theoretically) and the next person has to think up an adequate excuse to explain...