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If the moon disappeared: Pros No more werewolves. That pesky ***** moonbase that is rumoured to be on the darkside of the moon, will no longer be a potential threat. Space 1999 will enjoy re-runs on TV. Cons No more high tides/flooding No more dancing in the moonlight. No-where for...

New comedy out soon... 'There's something about hairy..' I'll leave you all to fill in the plotline yourselves.:hatsoff:

What a dipshit Bin-Laden is.. 'Rise up and...' he bleats. Fucking well rise up YOURSELF, fucking coward!:2 cents:

Well..unless it's painted pink or has a penis-shaped gear knob, then I shouldn't worry too much. Your main concern, as I see it, will be the constant pointing and mocking laughter coming from trendy 'in-the-know' folk, who thought that Jettas disappeared along with the last ice-age.

Re: Masturbation causes blindness? So I went to the Doc's and I said 'Doctor, I think I'm losing my sight' The guy said, 'You certainly are, Sir. This is a bank..the doctors is next door'

Ha....I read a story that Roddy Piper and Keith David, disliked each other so much, that the fight scene between them was for real.

Hmmm..I think you'll find, in the cold light of day, that it will be just a plain ordinary 15" monitor. It never fails to surprise me how many people fall for the old '19" LCD monitor' trick..

BULL!

I don't know much about clown-sex, but each morning my bedsheets resemble a big-top.:yahoo:

That ***** had better keep moving..or it'll be Horsey-burgers

Hey..you must not make fun of the 'Special One';)

I'll have to watch it again..

Next stop for Mourinho?...White Hart Lane perhaps?:dunno:

I'm surprised she wasn't playing with a trouser-snake.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/c/chelsea/7003912.stm Seems a strange time to do it.

Great!..but where does the skiing come in? I can remember surfing..:dunno:

http://www.miniaturebrainwave.com/2007/09/18/time-traveller-wanted/

And this weeks 'Idiot club' secret password is.. 'HUH?' and just in case you missed that secret password, here it is again...'HUH?' and don't tell ANYONE!

So I guess the cheque from the life-insurance company will have to be returned...

Well, now that you mention it..

No..it's my jokes that keep dying.

Your Cheque is in the post..

Couples who dress identically... Even worse..couples who dress identically AND dress their **** in the same style as well. Store assistants that don't ring for another assistant when there's a long queue of customers. The other assistants, who, on seeing a long queue, don't have the fucking...

Darn it!! :hatsoff:

..and as a bonus, you get to spend some time with OJ - his new cell-mate.

Typical..instead of tackling the underlying problems, mankind decides to fuck-around with nature to get around the problem. No-wonder the planet's in such a state.

1: Eclipse 2: Neil Armstrong 3: Money 4: Prism 5: 1973 Hint: Album

Trumpet?

I've just finished reading 'The Maltese Falcon'. I thought it was a bit lacklustre..I'm going to watch 'Ole Humph' in the movie version and see how it comes across.

Can we have a hint?

I think your right, prince charming:hatsoff:

Same idea as my 'Five - Clue Movie Quiz' Five clues which lead to something related to music...An Album, Group, Singer, perhaps even an instrument or musical style. The only ***** difference is a 'hint' as to what the music-related thing is. eg 1: Royalty 2: Highlander 3: Marx Brothers 4...

A successful cricket thread?...I'm stumped:dunno:

That's why men develop '****-Bellies'..it prevents us from trying and possibly injuring ourselves.

'Would you hold this jemmy, Mr Simpson...' 'Huh?' 'As you can see ladies and gentlemen of the jury, the jemmy is way too small to fit in the hands of Mr Simpson..'

I can't believe that...about either!

'GOING DOWN!'..might be appropriate

If it's clear - have no fear.. If it's yellow - tough luck fellow.. If it's red - make your excuses and leave..

..So my Chiropracter says 'tunsty, the reason you have a hunched back, is because you keep sucking your dick' I need a second opinion...and this looks like the place to start.:thumbsup:

Lavender Hill Mob?

Wear your badge with pride..

What!..have they been allowed to join as well?

When do I get my orange jumpsuit and pointy hat?

One way.. Go to the index page http://board.freeones.com/index.php and click on the 'View Forum Leaders' link at the bottom of the page..you will get a list of moderators (an orange 'V' denotes that they are online):hatsoff:

1. A city in England - Hull 2. A restaurant - Happy Eater 3. An extinct ****** - Hairy Mammoth 4. A ********'s game - Hopscotch 5. Biblical character - Hannibal (Guess!) 6. A mountain - Hilmalchuli 7. Something weather related - Howling Wind 8. A mythological character - Hermes 9. At the deli -...

Does my bum look big in this?.. http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y178/cadpigjr/CadpigJR%20suits/IMG_0283.jpg No..but your gut does.