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  1. Elwood70

    Sex: "If I Only Knew Then What I Know Now..."

    In my case;it's not so much what I know now as opposed to then,it's the fact that I'm so much more confident about things in general. I basically didn't really grow into the person I am now until my mid to late 20s,I guess I'm a late bloomer,but if I went back,I can't begin to speculate how...
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    Nina Mercedez

    I swear he's smiling,I know I would be....... :cool:
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    Your cars of choice after hitting the lotto big-time

    I could handle every one I listed. ..and the definition of "class" is an old-school Buick Electra 225.
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    Do you think Veronika Zemanova's body is perfect ?

    That's allright,perfect is fuckin' boring anyway.
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    What are you listening to right now?

    GoodFellas-Music From The Motion Picture
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    "Click it, or Ticket"

    By claiming that they don't wear them in case they have do get out of the car in a hurry...that those few extra seconds saved by not having to unbuckle a seat belt could save someone's life. ....not saying I agree....
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    Do you think Veronika Zemanova's body is perfect ?

    No,but Aria Giovanni's is....
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    Internet browsers

    Of the five listed;I've only used two. With that said,IE sucks,Firefox is the ****.
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    Guy Gets K'O'd at Gas Station

    Just C&P the link....... Trust me....
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    Guy Gets K'O'd at Gas Station

    I have that as a .gif somewhere...
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    Nastiest thing you've ever seen in a porn?

    Aren't they pretty much the same thing?
  12. Elwood70

    Spiderman 3 actress found dead

    "Dying ain't so hard for men like you and me, it's living that's hard"...-Josey Wales
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    I may have to give up porn!

    You don't have to give up anything.
  14. Elwood70

    Clever Anti-War Posters

    I'm sure he did,considering the fact that his real name is Christopher ....:D The deliberate name-changes and misspellings annoy me as well,unless they're clever. In his case,it is.
  15. Elwood70

    What Is Your General Opinion Of Police (*************** Officers) ??

    I respect them-the good ones-for doing the job. I must admit that I may have a biased opinion,because of my own issues with authority figures overall,but I have what would best be described as a disdain for the police in general.I know there's good ones,and bad ones,but I still get that twinge...
  16. Elwood70

    Will Porn Users Go To Hell?

    Maybe some members have already been there.... Smaller than I imagined... It was there,but it's gone now... http://vormedia.com/?p=244
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    Hanna Hilton or Jelena Jensen

    Jelena
  18. Elwood70

    Any tips to a good night *****

    "My advice to you,is to start ******** heavily" :D
  19. Elwood70

    18 More of the World's Most Disturbing Sex Toys

    :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh I love how the dildos are pixelated out in the pics....
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    Will Porn Users Go To Hell?

    Who's to say we're not already there?
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    Who is in your avatar?

    Mine is a self-portrait.......
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    The Greatest Guitarist Of All Time

    Chuck Berry
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    Will Porn Users Go To Hell?

    ....and you're never at a loss for a light.:cool:
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    Will Porn Users Go To Hell?

    :rofl::rofl::rofl:
  25. Elwood70

    Aria Giovanni Vs Erica Rose Campbell

    It's always going to be Aria for me........especially since I'll be seeing new sets of hers for the immediate future.......
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    Janine Lindemulder

    Tmi......
  27. Elwood70

    General Motors closes its door soon !

    Lots of wrong people then.......:D
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    Pornstars That Just Look Like Whores

    I'll take the over.....
  29. Elwood70

    Megan Fox: I am bisexual

    Doesn't sound very bi to me........
  30. Elwood70

    Girls in sunglasses - who is sexier?

    Red Wayfarers!? Sacrilege!!!!!
  31. Elwood70

    I bet she makes good sandwiches

    As somewhat of a connoisseur,I can definitely say this: They really are ugly.......................the sunglasses,that is
  32. Elwood70

    tha way she looks at you...

    She's not looking at me,she's looking at a camera lens. If she was looking at me,she'd be a lot more wide-eyed.:D
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    10 Pornstars Who Gave Their Bods to God

    ......nevermind,fuck it.
  34. Elwood70

    10 Pornstars Who Gave Their Bods to God

    That's my point:Who are they,and how come we never hear about them? The stereotype holds true for a reason:The negative is always going to get the most attention.It's been repeated so many times,it's now just assumed.
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    And now... they come for YOU

    Thanks.......this is so fucking awesome......
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    Annoyances

    People in general.....
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    10 Pornstars Who Gave Their Bods to God

    Well,apparently they're the minority,or at least that's the perception......
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    10 Pornstars Who Gave Their Bods to God

    Exactly. Are there any pornstars that are happy in their line of work,that haven't come from a fucked up *********-at least not more fucked up than normal?
  39. Elwood70

    Dont ***** this!!!

    You would ***** salad dressing?
  40. Elwood70

    Would you lose interest in your favorite pornstar if you found out she did **** porn?

    Re: Would you lose interest in your favorite pornstar if you found out she did **** p **** yeah I would....
  41. Elwood70

    You might be cool, but you'll never be 23 popped collars cool

    If there really is a God,someone will smack those Ray Bans right the fuck off that losers' face.
  42. Elwood70

    Nick Cannon Sticks Up For His Wife.

    Mariah Carey is black? Who knew?
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    10 Pornstars Who Gave Their Bods to God

    We need a thread for the ones that aren't miserable in one form or another.
  44. Elwood70

    Very skinny babes BIG breasts with VERY skinny legs!

    Yeah,and having (non-existent) hips like a *** doesn't help....
  45. Elwood70

    Very skinny babes BIG breasts with VERY skinny legs!

    "Perfect Body"!? Get the fuck outta here.........
  46. Elwood70

    Favorite pastime as a ***

    Who says you need an excuse? Once a ***,always a ***......:cool: I used to ride BMX bikes,and attempt to jump pretty much anything.
  47. Elwood70

    So She Can *** Standing Up?

    ....unless they want to go on the side of the highway..... God,I love being a man.:cool:
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    Ghost Towns / Abandoned places

    Glenn Dale Hospital/Sanitarium-P.G. County,MD It's a local legend....
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