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  1. Elwood70

    The cutest blonde girl on earth, You WON'T be disappointed!!!

    Thanks for gettin' the joke.........:D
  2. Elwood70

    Coolest grave stone ever.

    I already know what I want mine to say: "Fuckers,I told you I wasn't feeling well!!"
  3. Elwood70

    Boxer dies after fight

    I have a sudden urge to watch Pulp Fiction......
  4. Elwood70

    Is "Liberal" The N-Word Of The Left???

    If JFK were alive today,he'd most likely be a vegetable......
  5. Elwood70

    Penny Flame

    Damn,you mean to tell me "Penny" isn't her real name!? ****.
  6. Elwood70

    I am getting high

    Secondhand smoke!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  7. Elwood70

    1st in class: 1964 Chevy Chevelle

    It's not even a real roadster.......
  8. Elwood70

    Carmella Bings getting fatter?

    "Everyone" doesn't.........it's just what we've been conditioned to believe:that everything on everyone has to be someone's standard of perfect,you know,blonde,blue-eyed,criminally thin....
  9. Elwood70

    would any of you guys ever take a strap-on??

    I'd sooner shoot up heroin.
  10. Elwood70

    What are you listening to right now?

    One of the greatest car songs ever!!!!!....... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mm2L5QL0hwc
  11. Elwood70

    What are you ******** right now?

    Homemade iced tea
  12. Elwood70

    Suicide

    You and me both........ I haven't acted on them........yet. Every fucking day I **** up and think of a reason not to,and so far,something always tells me just that.I keep going because I really believe things will get better,but some days are a lot harder than others.
  13. Elwood70

    Seriously...I can't even begin to describe this...WTF?????????????

    It's a DustBuster-a portable vacuum. http://www.answers.com/main/ntquery?s=Black+%26+Decker+DustBuster&gwp=13
  14. Elwood70

    Would you cheat on your wife or GF with your favorite Pornstar ???

    ....and you'd lose that bet.
  15. Elwood70

    Raylene

    If this is true,it'll make my fuckin' day.......do you have a link?
  16. Elwood70

    I'm taking up smoking right now!

    Why can't I buy that with my old Marlboro miles?
  17. Elwood70

    This picture makes sense, but doesn't? Ummm, are those horses???

    I guess if those wild horses couldn't drag you away,they'll just **** you....
  18. Elwood70

    Discussing News Regarding ****** Topics (please read)

    I'm surprised there isn't a countdown somewhere,like there was with the Olsen twins..:rolleyes:
  19. Elwood70

    Hottest ********* Mugshot - Finals

    Christian Slater's ex is a *********?
  20. Elwood70

    Octuplets MIlF does porn?

    "Be the maaask!!" :D
  21. Elwood70

    Satanic Ritual *****

    It fits right in: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuTiTfbfy7Q :cool:
  22. Elwood70

    Discussing News Regarding ****** Topics (please read)

    I don't think anyone has to do anything,but I do see your point.
  23. Elwood70

    Discussing News Regarding ****** Topics (please read)

    Because not everyone is here for porn,porn,and nothing but porn 24/7.Some of us are here for discussion of current events,politics,sports,or just to bullshit.The fact that there's so much great porn is icing on the cake. FreeOnes is first and foremost for porn sure,but that doesn't mean that...
  24. Elwood70

    What a hot, and creepy ad!

    I'm an organ donor,but by the time I get done with them,they won't be worth taking.
  25. Elwood70

    Caaarrreeeeppppyyyyy!!!!

    :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh That's fucking great!!!!!
  26. Elwood70

    Eva Angelina Needs your Help!

    Once daily. I voted,too.
  27. Elwood70

    Car Music?

    Fuck that noise,man!!!!: Nobody gonna take my car I'm gonna race it to the ground Nobody gonna beat my car It's gonna break the speed of sound Oooh it's a ******* machine It's got everything Like a driving power, big fat tires And everything I love it and I need it I ***** it yeah its a wild...
  28. Elwood70

    Finally! A way to actually get it legalized!!!

    :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh Not a problem,I'll just go find somebody who's got a loaded bong............**** bong,that is.:cool:
  29. Elwood70

    Finally! A way to actually get it legalized!!!

    I didn't assume a motherfuckin' thing,I just said I wouldn't hit it.
  30. Elwood70

    Finally! A way to actually get it legalized!!!

    It might work.......I'd have to be high to hit that.
  31. Elwood70

    **** bong???

    Lightweight......
  32. Elwood70

    motivational posters

    Wahhhhhhhhh ....at least he didn't take his ****** with him.
  33. Elwood70

    Photobombing

    I think it's fucking rude to do that.
  34. Elwood70

    Who would you like to be haunted by?..

    John Belushi,no question
  35. Elwood70

    Greatest Invention

    Internal combustion engines,especially the Chrysler 440
  36. Elwood70

    Jana Miartusova and Angie Harmon

    Not really.
  37. Elwood70

    Sex Addiction or Bullshit

    *Puts out Marlboro* I'm not addicted to anything.:D A lot of people claim addiction,and they really aren't. I think addictions do exist,just not nearly as many as has been implied.
  38. Elwood70

    Sex Addiction or Bullshit

    Yeah believe me,I know,that's why I put the part about exceptions. I guess my point was the fact that the majority of people who claim addiction to something,aren't truly addicted to anything at all.
  39. Elwood70

    Greatest Invention

    Sunglasses.:cool:
  40. Elwood70

    Sex Addiction or Bullshit

    It's bullshit. Put it this way:Have you ever known anybody that has sex once,and then goes "Ah fuck it,it wasn't all that,I'm never going to do it again..."? Didn't think so. There's exceptions to the rule sure,but for the most part people are claiming addiction to something to compensate for...
  41. Elwood70

    Eva Angelina

    Wow!! Just fuckin' wow.
  42. Elwood70

    Sexy Girls wearing Glasses

    Re: Glasses Eva Angelina
  43. Elwood70

    Cheerleading Coach Carlie Beck Fired Over Nude Playboy Photos

    Meh.... Life sucks,get a fuckin' helmet.
  44. Elwood70

    And I Quote...

    Jimi Hendrix
  45. Elwood70

    Liberal actress says tea parties were racist

    ....and The Washington Post is the same for the left.
  46. Elwood70

    Looking for handjobs where the woman says, "It's not cheating."

    I've seen an 8min version of the same clip,but I can't find it.....
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