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  1. Elwood70

    Satellite Internet

    First off,I'm pretty sure this is in the wrong section,but I'm looking for a quick payoff,and this board is so busy,this is the best place to be.If it's in the wrong place,my apologies-and yes I tried a search. :cool: For reasons that are pure necessity,I recently got HughesNet,and I'm having...
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    ***** "Just Say No"

    "Users are Losers"!? Who the fuck made that,Nancy Reagen?
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    The Pusification of America

    Helmet laws. Do **** still play Maul-ball?
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    Squirrel Launcher

    I just found the perfect gift for my *** on Fathers' Day.
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    Raylene

    Re: Raylene looking good ****,wrong Raylene....
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    She's pretty, and all that, but too much???

    Waaaaaaaaaaaaay too much.
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    woman licking her own pussy

    It doesn't.
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    It costs more than the car!!!

    No different than some parts of the good 'ol USA,home of the rims that cost 5 grand......on a $500 car.
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    Man Admits Sex With Dogs, Gets 30 Days

    HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
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    Greatest Invention

    Aw man,this is easy: Duct Tape
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    Late Term Abortion "Doctor" ********

    But he will put on a condom to try to avoid leaving um,"evidence"
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    Penny Flame

    Who isn't?
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    Mcdonalds Assassination

    He's holding the *** wrong.
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    Favorite tv shows?

    :1orglaugh:1orglaugh Yep,believe it or not. It was also cutting-edge.It was "Must See TV" before that was just a catchy slogan.
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    Favorite tv shows?

    Combined list of all-time and current: (Somewhat in order) -Homicide-Life On The Street (filmed in my hometown):cool: -NCIS -Mythbusters -Dirty Jobs -CSI (All;but the original is my fave,followed by NY) -Law and Order:SVU -Law and Order-Criminal Intent -Burn Notice -Bones -In Plain Sight...
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    Post a random song lyric

    Bell bottom blues, you made me cry. I don't want to lose this feeling. And if I could choose a place to die It would be in your arms. Do you want to see me crawl across the floor to you? Do you want to hear me beg you to take me back? I'd gladly do it because I don't want to fade away. Give me...
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    Bring Back Hats!!

    Fuck it,wear it anyway......every trend has to start somewhere.:cool: I wear one every day.:cool:
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    Why do guys put cocks in their avatars?

    It's what I always thought too,but this board is the first one I've been on that I've ever had a woman as an av. Initially,I used an avatar of Aria,because she's my absolute favorite,and I suppose that counts as a representation of me. I have since changed it to something that is a little more...
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    Nina Mercedez

    I subscribed,but you won't recognize the name.:D :cool: (But you will the number :cool:)
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    What's The Album Cover..

    1-Nirvana-Nevermind 3-Michael Jackson-Thriller 4-Pink Floyd-Dark Side of the Moon 6-Pearl Jam-10 (I think) 8-Metallica-Master of Puppets
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    Late Term Abortion "Doctor" ********

    Um,what?
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    Why isn't football / soccer that popular in North America, United States / USA ?

    It's simple:Marketing. But I think the tide is turning. I just don't understand why it has to be such a ******* match.If you like football,watch and follow it.If you like American football,watch it and follow it. Where's the problem?
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    Theee Hottest Emo Chick Ive seen!!!

    She can't be an emo,she's smiling in the last pic.
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    Can tits be too big ?

    Yes they can.I think the whole idea of implants should be to add to what's already there,not turn them (the person) into a sideshow attraction.
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    Nikki Nova

    I **** that.When the posts "disappear",it's impossible to keep track of the conversation. BTW,Hi Nikki.:cool:
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    I'm on a road to nowhere.

    A metaphor for life if ever there was one....
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    Porn More Popular than Religion?

    Re: It's about a reflection character ... Not by me.... Don't worry Blue,I for one will never take you seriously...............and I can't take back what I never gave. :D:D
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    What are you listening to right now?

    "Mannish Boy"-McKinley Morganfield (The real deal)
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    Automatic or Manual transmission?

    Fuck that,I want my final ride to be in something like this ...with a 421 Tri-power,and a 4-speed. :cool:
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    Automatic or Manual transmission?

    It's not really driving unless it's a stick.:D
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    Wikipedia bans Church of Scientology

    How exactly is this "ban" supposed to be enforced?
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    Food Poisining

    I've never actually had food poisoning *knocks on wood*,but I have claimed to have it on more than one occasion.:D
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    WTF??? ********* again??? Why????

    That's fucking gross.
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    Favorite Quotes

    "Never rat on your friends, and always keep your mouth shut."
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    Should sagging pants be outlawed?

    That used to bother me also,and then I learned to categorize them separately: Old school "gangsters".....too many to name.. ...and "gangstas" (even my FireFox spell-check says it's spelled wrong) I've even been known to correct people.....
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    gut???

    Pretty much everything in sight....
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    Maryland teen has never missed a day of school

    Nope,his is 2,632....:cool: :D
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    Love or **** him Mike tyson needs your help

    Love or **** him,nobody deserves this ****... Brightest Blessings to your ******** Mike....and you,too.
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    why yes,

    Apparently,modesty isn't a strong point of hers.
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    What is the greatest invention since sliced bread?

    Sunglasses.........you never get caught looking.
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    Movie Characters You Can't Stand

    I can't think of a character I **** enough to warrant a mention,except for the "cocky young upstart" types that pretty much define Tom Cruises' career. Fuck it,I just **** Tom Cruise.
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    bitch house

    Who'll be laughing with the "artist" gets charged with destruction of property? I will. There's other ways to handle that.
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    **** Toothpaste....ummm, I'll pass!

    Damn,I thought you meant *******.......
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    Recommend me some rock/metal instrumentals

    ....and "In Memory of Elizabeth Reed":cool: Get the version from At Fillmore East....
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    Tina Fey

    Yep
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    Are you into shemale porn?

    More like deja-view.....
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    I bet you she picks out his clothes too

    If he stands up straight,he can motorboat her......
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