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  1. Elwood70

    Liberal actress says tea parties were racist

    No relation....... :D
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    And I Quote...

    “The eyes are the window to the soul.” I prefer to keep mine shaded “You're not ***** if you can lie on the floor without holding on.” --Dean Martin
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    And I Quote...

    Why? "Fuckin' is good for you Jack.Gettin' some pussy beats bein' in a war"-Richard Pryor "I feel sorry for people who don't *****.When they **** up in the morning,that's the best they're going to feel all day."-Dean Martin (not Frank Sinatra,contrary to popular belief)
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    What are you listening to right now?

    This: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=305vRNoofr8 :D
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    What is the strangest question(s) you have been asked or debate you have had.

    No Neither,I ...at this point,I would welcome death Once daily
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    Most intimidating pornstar

    I am intimidated by no one.....anywhere.
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    MILEY CYRUS Gets TAG TEAMED By Black Man & Batman aND CRIES!!!

    Too bad her 20yr old boyfriend doesn't agree....
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    My thoughts on God

    Yep.:cool:
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    Hot brunette nerd with angelic face, glasses, and sweet rack!

    No,it doesn't.....if that were the case,it would say "Smart enough to know they're out of your league"....it's backwards. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh
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    Most overrated pornstar.

    How has this thread even made it this long?
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    Hot brunette nerd with angelic face, glasses, and sweet rack!

    The caption on the pic doesn't make sense....
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    Hot Dogs

    Chili,mustard and onions............lots of onions
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    It's Great To Be An Amerikan

    :1orglaugh:1orglaugh The only reason I did it asap was because I needed the money....
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    who are the worst comedians?

    I can't stand any of the ones who rip off the greats: Just because you're black,grew up rough,and had/have an attitude and opinion,you're not King Richard (Pryor). Just because you're white,grew up rough,and had/have an attitude and opinion,you're not King George (Carlin). All comics steal...
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    It's Great To Be An Amerikan

    I paid mine-and got my refund-six weeks ago.
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    What are you listening to right now?

    Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker!! :cool:
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    Penny Flame

    From the article: Um,Dr. Drew really is a doctor. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dr._Drew_Pinsky
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    Your favourite girl names

    Man,I'm really gonna catch **** for this :D ,but my two absolute favorites are Janice & Melissa
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    Your first car

    1971 Ford Torino 500 302 2bbl.
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    Hott Brunette

    Trust me,that's Aria.....
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    My thoughts on God

    My thoughts on God,as clarified by Robert DeNiro: "If there is a God,he has a lot to answer for."
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    Kumar/Kal Penn joins the white house team!

    Lindsay and her girlfriend broke up.
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    tattoos you're going to regret

    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: Niiiiiiice
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    Gianna Michaels / Gianna Micheal / Gianna Rossi / Gianna Nelson / FTV Becky

    Re: Gianna Michaels / Micheals I absolutely love her laugh.It seems so genuine and heartfelt. It's probably due to the fact that I haven't laughed like that in a loooong time,and never will again,but I love it nevertheless.
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    More Annoying Post Format...

    ALL FUCKING CAPS!!!! The second example is much easier to ignore.
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    Sexually ****** women in the sex industry

    I'd like to see some accurate stats on this,I'll bet it's a lot less than people think.
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    Who was your first ********* crush?

    The woman who gave the name to those cutoff shorts.......Catherine Bach:cool::cool:
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    How much $$$ do you make?

    Thank you,rep coming *Edited to add I tried to...........
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    Annoyances

    I've got my supply,and source.:cool:
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    Worst day of the week

    Tomorrow
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    British Cop Hits 16-yr old Girl at 90mph - at Night, with No Flashing Lights or Siren

    Re: British Cop Hits 16-yr old Girl at 90mph - at Night, with No Flashing Lights or S I'm not condemning or defending the officer,and I'm not sure what the law is in this case either,but around here there's what's known as a "silent approach" in police parlance.It's exactly what the phrase...
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    FreeOnes Message Board to Offer Premium Board Accounts

    Yeah,I just tried to play along.You'll notice my response is deliberately ambiguous.....
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    How much $$$ do you make?

    Not enough
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    Annoyances

    *Rubs hands together gleefully,lights a Marlboro....* Today is a good day for this..... Self-righteous people Know-it-alls People that think less of you because of your taste in music or movies. People that drive on the Interstate like they're trying to qualify for fuckin' NASCAR or Formula...
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    FreeOnes Message Board to Offer Premium Board Accounts

    Nice.......:cool: If I can drop the "70" from my name,I'm in.
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    Ask an American...

    Bills Yep
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    Favourite Movie Quotes

    Hey, Oddball, this is your hour of glory. And you're chickening out! Oddball: To a New Yorker like you, a hero is some type of weird sandwich, not some nut who takes on three Tigers. Kelly: Nobody's asking you to be a hero. Oddball: No? Then YOU sit up in that turret baby. Kelly: No, because...
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    Women ARE Dicks!!!

    No,sometimes a question is just a question... Maybe.......maybe not. It probably wasn't "all they thought of",but it obviously stayed fresh enough in their mind to comment the way they did.
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    Favorite Quotes

    "As you get older, you're not afraid of doubt. Doubt isn't running the show. You take out all the self-agonizing." "Go with your first impression. It's like multiple-choice questions. If you go back and start dwelling, you'll talk yourself out of it and make the wrong pick. That's just a...
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    Are our usernames our names? Are they our personalities? IRL would we use 'em easily?

    Re: Are our usernames our names? Are they our personalities? IRL would we use 'em eas Elwood is my real name...............................maybe.:D
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    Stuff about YOUR country that pisses you off

    ........for now,anyway.... They think they will be,but it's bullshit.
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    Is it impossible to prove one **** ever happened in human history?

    I'll take the over... (On how long it takes for this thread to go bye-bye)
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    What gives us the right to eat other creatures?

    Not eating meat is a decision,eating meat is an instinct.......
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    Aria Giovanni Vs Erica Rose Campbell

    Still Aria for me.......
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    Indian vs Italian - Which Chicks Are Hotter?

    Maybe this is just lineage talkin'; but Italian.....
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    Are you Sick of young sluts pretending to be MILFs?

    They're out there.....called GILFs what's next,GGILFs? *shudder*
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    Are you Sick of young sluts pretending to be MILFs?

    I'm sick of labels. I'm sick of the word "teen" being thrown around like an American football.I''m sick of what some of the sites featuring "teens" implies.I've seen one too many times where the exact same gallery is being billed as "teen" on one site,and "MILF"/Mature on another. I think...
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    Post a random song lyric

    It's gettin' to be that time of year...... "Tonight, tonight the strip’s just right I wanna blow `em all out of their seats Calling out around the world We’re going racin’ in the street..." :cool:
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    Things in porn that turn you off INSTANTLY.

    Howard didn't coin that word,and Kevin Smith didn't come up with "snowballing" either,he just used it in Clerks one of the best movies ever.
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