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  1. Elwood70

    Jelena Jensen

    So I'm the fuckin' asshole because I'm fuckin' disappointed!? What the fuck.......
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    **** embarrasses themselves once again

    ...and they wonder why most people don't take them as any more than a sad joke. I've said it before,and I'll say it again: I'll take 'em seriously when they get Sonny Barger to stop wearing leather.
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    Would you ***** a Good Glass of Squirt ?

    It really is (or was) a soda: http://wellsy.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/squirt.jpg ...but it does kinda look like it.... http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3076/2496658247_2b1714b92b.jpg
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    Has anyone been an extra in a movie?

    Linguine with clam sauce? One of my absolute favorites.I can totally see him doing this,too. Joe Pesci is God,or at least George Carlin thought so.:D
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    Pixar grants girl's dying wish to see 'Up'

    Hold on to it while you can.....
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    Define "Touch"?

    I'd be afraid to touch them.......they look like they'd pop.
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    Aria Giovanni

    A-fucking-men *******. I tried to rep you for this,but......
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    Favorite adult model

    Does Aria Giovanni count? Fuck it,she does now......
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    Your favorite alcoholic *****?

    Re: Favorite alcoholic *****? Free
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    What are you listening to right now?

    A replay of The Howard Stern Show on Sirius Satellite Radio.
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    Favourite Movie Quotes

    From memory: It was a glorious time,and wiseguys were all over the place. It was before Appalachian,and before Crazy Joe decided to take on a boss and start a war. It was when I met the world..... It was when I first met Jimmy Conway. He couldn't have been more than 28 or 29 at the time, but...
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    Free Boob Zippo Contest

    Real Zippos go for around $10.00-$20.00 in the stores,most of the fakes are around five bucks.Of course,the way to tell is on the bottom:if it says "Zippo" on it with the codes for production,it's most likely the real thing. From what I saw-and it's been awhile since I looked-the ads will...
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    Free Boob Zippo Contest

    Those are usually knock-offs....basically fakes.
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    Brandy Taylor / Brandy Talore

    Re: Brandy Taylor Fucked I agree with this as well,but the choice of words is subject to interpretation. I just don't think it's ban-worthy........if it's an example of a definite pattern then yeah,but not if it's just a post. *Edit I just looked up,and you have a great point. Consider me...
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    Nina Mercedez

    ****,she'd look sexy in a burqa....
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    Pepsi or Coca cola ??

    Pepsi Throwback
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    everyone on this site sucks

    Oh yeah!?!?!? Well,you also swallow!!!!!!
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    Who is this girl slipping on her jeans in this gif. image?

    Looks to me to be Shay Laren (It works if you C&P it.)
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    looking for small teens who have a hard time inserting dick in them

    The title of this thread alone is creepy.
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    Official checked Star Member thread

    You're assuming it was a "she"........
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    Brandy Taylor / Brandy Talore

    Re: Brandy Taylor Fucked For what? It's a valid point.The choice of words may be considered a bit much,but it's still legit.
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    Aria Giovanni

    Consider it accepted,at least by me.:cool: ...but even if she does,forgive me if I don't believe it.
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    Official checked Star Member thread

    Sorry,computer fucked up.
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    Official checked Star Member thread

    Apparently,it isn't her: http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?p=3313721#post3313721
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    Aria Giovanni

    I fucking knew it.....goddammit. You know what really sucks the most? If Aria ever really does come onto this forum,I'll never believe it.Whoever was/is responsible,thanks for ruining it motherfucker.
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    WTF??? ********* again??? Why????

    Thank God.....
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    who makes you go wow

    Aria Giovanni
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    Aria Giovanni

    Not every "die hard fan" of Aria wants to see her with guys.
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    Nina Mercedez

    Dammit,why can't Aria do this?:D:D:D
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    What are you listening to right now?

    "Diamonds and Rust"-Judas Priest, from Unleashed In The East I can relate.
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    Aria Giovanni

    I hope not.
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    Your Best Song (with lyrics)

    Remember when we first met John McClane? Argyle picked him up from the plane, And took him down to Nakatomi Tower... To meet with Holly. He came to get her back and to be her man, But Hans and his buddies fucked up the plan, And that's about when everything went sour At the Christmas party...
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    Would you fuck a she-male....

    The closest I'll ever come to fucking a she-male is listening to "Lola" by The Kinks
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    Best. Wedding Dress. Ever

    Because once he's done with her,the dress will match even more.
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    No problem,thanks....

    No problem,thanks....
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    Is Ford healthiest?

    Yep. I drive it to my Imaginary Job every Monday-Friday,and then I drive it home to my Imaginary House,and log on to my Imaginary Computer,and post here. I also have an Imaginary Computer at my Imaginary Workplace. All I need now is more Imaginary money......
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    Is Ford healthiest?

    My first car: 1971 Ford Torino 500,70,000miles on it when I bought it-in 1992;lasted to 300,000 miles and change. My current car: 1992 Ford Mustang LX,200,000 miles and counting.Still has the original clutch. Sounds reliable to me....... :cool: Don't forget their slogan from...
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    The Pusification of America

    This **** has been going on long before Obama,in part because people are so busy fingerpointing and getting into a political ******* match,that they're distracted from what's been going on. We're so fucking tied-up with figuring out who the fuck to blame,that we're not solving any of the...
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    Aria Giovanni

    Woo Hoo!!!! http://i22.tinypic.com/11t7wuh.gif C&P it if it doesn't work..... ...and you definitely made my year.;):wave:
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    Aria Giovanni

    Oh my.... This is a joke right?Someone's messing with my computer to make me think that the Aria Giovanni is a member of this board,because believe me,as bad as things have been for me lately,it would not surprise me at all. It's really you? I don't know what to say without lapsing into...
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    Judgement Day

    Yeah,that was pretty much my reaction as well.:D
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    Bret Michaels Gets Laid Out

    Looking for that elusive rock and roll street cred I suppose.
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    Judgement Day

    According to the generally accepted propaganda/opinion,either Jim Morrison in 1971 before his death, or Charlie Manson in 1969 after his arrest. *I said "Charlie" because his real name came up as a starlet of some sort.
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    Satellite Internet

    I did,at I got a possible answer I was dreading. It's not the Linux,and I'm not sure what qualifies as "older"I'm fairly certain that the system isn't more than 10yrs. old,which in the world of computers is a lifetime.Do you know how I can change the speed? No,I don't have one.I tried to get...
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    Playboy going broke?

    Like most guys in my age group,Playboy was where it all started.I did actually enjoy a lot of the articles and interviews since then-I even learned how to tie a necktie from them,so I have more than a few good memories thanks to the magazine. I'll still pick up a copy if the interview subject...
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    The Presidential Limo

    Isn't there a whole thread for these?
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    Hi everyone! It's Nikki Nova.

    Hi Nikki !!!! I uh......um well,I mean.... Damn,you've left me speechless.. Again. Welcome.:cool:
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