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Also comes with a side-salad....I mean side-car

Cool Ferdinand Porsche

Beats me, why people pay for porn. :dunno:

Hilary Clinton looked shaggable..

By telling a gang of Hell's Angels that Honda make the best bikes in the world.

Good News: You get a nice holiday in camp 'deathrow' (lifetime membership) Bad news: You forgot to pack your swimming trunks

No idea who he is, so...cool Actor, Alan Alda

Thanks.. 1) Something you throw 2) Something you find in a public toilet 3) Something you can put in your ear 4) An ****** can be easily caught and cooked 5) A sport that you could enter and win 6) A good excuse for not turning up for a date 7) A game you played as a *** 8) Somewhere you go to...

German Boss fires employees...for NOT smoking. http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080109/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_germany_odd_smoking Man cuts off his own hand....with a circular saw....then microwaves it! You gotta hand it to the...

Looks like Jessica Moore

Well, I can definitely tell you it's not the 'good lord'..although she may indeed be a goddess. She goes by the name Gigi and I'm sure there's a thread about her somewhere around here.

Shouldn't these go in the 'Ex wifes and girlfriends' sectio....oh...of course...there isn't one.

In this fine 'Busty City', am I allowed to smack people over the head with a dead fish? I only ask because there is a gang of pensioners that keeps hanging aorund my area. When I'm not looking, they sneak into my garden and start tiding-up and doing a spot of gardening...it's driving me nuts...

Just like the man in my avatar... not him...yes him...not him....yes...no...yes...no....yes...no...

Is it the vowels/consonants? ..or the way I construct the sentences?:dunno:

Jula/Nina (Hegre) Stunning oiled-up babe http://www.steamy-girls.com/nina/p111_can.htm I hope we get a lot more of this beauty. (not sure if her name is Jula, as it says on page, or Nina, which is in the URL)

Ahh...I feel a crazy thread coming on.

1) a rare flavor of ice cream: Pussy. 2) an underrated TV show: The Weather Forecast 3) what the butler saw: 98 different sex positions...12 of which he previously thought were impossible. 4) a place you'd like to visit: Petra Verkaik's Bedroom. 5) a surefire way to become famous: Shout BOMB! at...

Looks like the Milky-Bar *** is back in town..

Every so often, a thread comes along that re-affirms the fairness, the tolerance, the decency, the goodness, the courtesy and the goodwill in your fellow man.. ...this is not that thread. :(

I prefer bearded clams..

Maybe it's a ladder FROM the moon. The invasion starts now..

Just weaiting for the headline "Worlds smallest man, robs bank, with oversize ***"

Where's the kitty hard drive?.. I've heard that it purrs along nicely.

Ok..but only if she'll go down in front of me.

Carmen Reyes

She's a sweet lil' dish. And here's a thread I prepared earlier : http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=52482

Bea Flora (I think)

If it was the North East of England..you're fucking welcome to it.

Just going by the lyrics: Denise Milani Vid : Paula Deanda - Walk Away http://www.completealbumlyrics.com/lyric/130869/Paula+Deanda+-+Walk+Away.html Maria Sharapova Vid: G-Spott - City streets http://www.lyriczz.com/lyriczz.php?songid=15167 If these happen to be right, they took just 5 mins...

Freeones-ism: You have one cow, but can't decide what to call it's milk-producing parts.http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=182725

I have this image of aliens sitting around a camp fire, eating beans and farting (just like in Blazing Saddles):D

Yeah...but we can milk it for all it's worth.

People get ******??...who...where...what...why... why... WHY?

1. A book you've never read, but meant to: 101 Super Uses for Tampon Applicators: A Helpful Guide for the Environmentally Conscious Consumer of Feminine Hygiene Products (real book) - because I just want to help the environment...even when I'm in no position to. 2. What you do during halftime...

Post ten questions maildude..:)

New to me - In classroom / green bra http://www.teenminx.com/gals/hrb071230s/candylist.html

So that's why she can reach such high notes...tight Y-fronts. But seriously..that's disturbing. I won't be able to look at her in the same way again.

Well...it's been a tough decision, but I'll have to go with maildude's answers:hatsoff:

Tinypic = Tinybrain

Why can't he join in? Stop being so mean with your *******...let him share with you.

Loosely based on the Quiz show ****** Fortunes http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Family_Fortunes. I will pose ten questions, along similar lines to those on the program, BUT..the answers must be silly, ridiculous and funny like some of these.. http://www.businessballs.com/familyfortunesanswers.htm...

Well, if would have to be: "Oh Charles Darwin....I'm cumming!" If you get my drift..

I always wanted to name myself after a German motorcycle tuning and styling company. http://www.tunsty.net/ nah...not really

Hmmm...I wonder what an Aethist shouts just as he's about to cum? :dunno:

Heh...that's you all told! :1orglaugh

Just out of curiosity.. Do you have them all on CD as well? Or is it a mixture of CDs/MP3s or just all MP3s? I'm planning to get a purpose built media centre and stop using CDs altogether.

I used to be a Lego man... Now I'm more of a Titto and Asso man.

I get one that says that Mr Bean lives in my Area.

See...I'm addicted already.