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I would grab "MY" rod and explore the deep!!!!:nanner:

I saw this on the news tonight...the heart was actually beating while it was in a test tube..... It's ALIVE!!!!:eek:

The Queen!!!!! HAHHHAHAHAHHA!!!!!:laugh::hit:

I did NOT buy into TO's sincerity.:weeping: He was ****** because he wanted to have better stats than Randy Moss in the post season. TO's problem is that he is a publicity hound. He "HAS" to be the center of attention, and "HE" thinks he's the team spokesman!!! I'm not a Dallas fan and I am not...

My pole will fit her hands quite well. I also have the perfect worm.:hit:

And "STILL" we have all these idiots running for president, spending tens of millions to get elected to a job that pays $400,000 a year!!! Must be the perks that come with the job.:cussing:

I LOVE to hear British women talk dirty!!!:nanner:

Yep....all that money they make would buy a lot of mouthwash!!!!:jester:

Cara Lott:bowdown:

City!!!:hatsoff:

yep...a bannana

That's why it's called "FREEONES":glugglug:

If I write a book on Failure...and it sells, am I success??? Why do we drive on Park-ways and yet park on Drive-ways? Does a one-legged duck swim in a circle?:dunno:

can't wait to see the movie!!!:eyeso:

Great Thread....it's all good I'm still laughing...:jump:

not hot and totally not sexy...:2 cents:

No it was NOT an inside job. I do believe however that our government knew more about the events leading up to 911 than we (the public) were led to believe. What bothered me greatly (besides the obvious) during the days after 911 was seeing all the Washington "Big-Wheels" standing on the steps...

she can ride my stick-pony anyday!!!:lovecoupl

Long, Hard, Deep, and Repeatedly...:thumbsup:

Sure...with all that radiation near the brain, it'll fry over time...new meaning to the term...Slow Cooking.:eek:

From ... o ******* Where Art Thou... "They Loved him up and turned him into a horny-toad!!!"

Bad Moon Rising !!!!

Has to be Bill Clinton...all he did was find a place to put his cigar!!!! Then didn't have the balls to admit it after all the evidence to impeach him came out. On the other hand...No such thing as an honest politician.

Outback...best chicken wings ever!!!! Coldest **** within 50miles.

But there's soooooooo many women out there, so why try to do yourself???

I take a lot of pleasure in watching those I care for enjoy what I've gotten them for Christmas..... might sound corny but it's the truth.

Innie...for me.

WOW!!! PEE_King Duck...the hard way. HAHAHA

Yep...banana, whipped cream, chocolate syrup...not all at the same time though. Best thing though is an ice cube.

God Bless Us Everyone!!!

I got 25 of 'em...bring it on !!!!!!:glugglug:

Nope...Didn't even bother to go to the Prom.

"Come along now dear...let's put it in the fridge until you get back from the Titty-Bar. :lovecoupl

NEVER!!! she's mine-all-mine...the best thing that's ever happened to me. No way Jose'...

Seka ...also Marilyn Chambers

Never bought any panties....but Ape's idea of the sports bar with jerseys and panties hanging on the walls is a great idea!!!

So THAT'S what the end-of-time looks like!!!!

Hell NO!!!! all males have an adams apple in their throat...females do not. one thing they can't hide. it's the quickest way to tell.

I have in my collection a very old National Resonator guitar made in the early 1920's. It has palm Tree etchings on it with a rounded rose-wood neck. I'd certainly be interested in selling. This guitar was traded even up for a Gibson of that era.

It would be so much fun to get into a fight with him...He would ***** like a lawn sprinkler.

Re: >>>> If I were Hugh Hefner for One Day...Win a Playboy Watch!!! If I could be Hef for one day...my life would be complete.

Rice Krispies as a *** also loved Capn Crunch...but nowdays my proctologist has me on Rasin Bran.

Nice that they all brought their BOB'S with them B-battery O-operated B-boyfriend's

It's called..."You-da-Man, No You-Da-Man, No You-Da-Man...

George Killians Irish Red...by the bucket full!!!

Catherine Zeta Jones

What's that say...."Open other end"....

I agree Ape, Nice Bottle...ChiTown her paints are unbuttoned because that's where she opens the bottle.

she can play with my light saber any day.

Is that the new "On Board Toliet" that Ford came out with??